Chapter 904
Dr. Ratio: "Success and a diploma don't necessarily have any connection."
Dr. Ratio: "These are two entirely different matters."
Dr. Ratio: "But from a professor's standpoint, I still hope you all can master a bit more knowledge, thereby gaining some hope of escaping mediocrity."
Stelle: "Professor, not being mediocre is too tiring — I just want to be one!"
Dr. Ratio: "Heh... then suit yourself."
The video continues.
【Don't worry, audit students won't have a heavy academic load.】
【The teachers and students are all busy preparing for the celebration too — just think of it as attending a party.】
Himeko dispelled Stelle's concerns.
【A campus life without exams and homework — it's practically heaven!】
March 7th heard this and her face bloomed into a smile.
【Looks like everyone's already impatient — then it's settled.】
【I'll submit the enrollment materials to Origami University, and once everything's ready we'll set off. Be sure to have fun.】
Stelle: "Huh? No exams or homework?"
Stelle: "You should've said so earlier!"
Stelle: "You scared me half to death!"
Stelle: "Tch, Origami University — prepare yourselves, your invincible upperclassman is coming!!"
Brother Dan Heng: "Correction — it's junior, not upperclassman."
Brother Dan Heng: "Because we're going in as freshmen."
Miss Qingque: "So the journey to Amphoreus just turned into college life?"
Gui Naifen: "That's how social etiquette works!"
Gui Naifen: "Origami University specifically opened an academic seminar on Trailblazing — it'd be rude and look bad not to show up!"
Gui Naifen: "Am I right or not?"
Himeko: "Exactly."
Himeko: "Origami University is a renowned top-tier institution across the cosmos. Since they sent an invitation, we really ought to attend."
Welt: "No big issue — the previous two Trailblazing expeditions are enough to keep the Astral Express running for some time."
Paimon: "Speaking of which, what exactly is school life like?"
Paimon: "I've never been to school."
Furina: "Neither have I."
Xia Luodi: "my lord Furina, you're the Hydro Archon — you don't need to attend school, do you?"
Furina: "Ahem, I'm just a little curious about the feeling, that's all!"
Tighnari: "Want to attend school? Easy."
Tighnari: "Sumeru's Akademiya will let you experience what school feels like."
Stelle: "Speaking of Sumeru, I seem to remember you Teyvat folks saying you were going to reinforce Sumeru?"
Stelle: "It's been quite a while now — how did it go?"
March 7th: "Oh right, was Young Lady Nahida rescued?"
Paimon: "Uh... well... actually she was rescued long ago."
Miss Qingque: "The process?"
Miss Qingque: "We never heard you talk about it?"
Lumine: "The process was weirdly simple."
Lumine: "Earlier, with the Doctor's help, Scaramouche forcibly ascended to godhood."
Lumine: "He wanted to make a move on Nahida ahead of time."
Lumine: "And then..."
Tighnari: "Mm, I witnessed a massive meteorite fall from the sky, smashing into the false god known as the Shouki no Kami."
Tighnari: "Its terrifying power swept in all directions — the Shouki no Kami was pulverized on the spot."
Kaveh: "Good thing that whatever-it-was Shouki God appeared in some mountain range. If that meteorite had landed on Sumeru City, I don't dare imagine whether Sumeru City would still be standing!"
Boothill: "Huh??"
Boothill: "I was wondering why that idiot Scaramouche went quiet so early — turns out he got squashed by a meteorite?"
Boothill: "What about that idiot the Doctor?"
Alhaitham: "The Doctor was annihilated by a brilliant bolt of lightning from the void, along with a mysterious gale."
Alhaitham: "But reportedly, the Doctor has many segments."
Alhaitham: "I suspect he isn't dead yet."
Nahida: "Don't worry — with the power of the Gnoses and the help of several kind Archons,"
Nahida: "I've already erased all the Doctor's segments that suffered backlash."
Boothill: "Goodness!"
Boothill: "Meaning that idiot the Doctor is gone too?"
Lumine: "That's right."
Lumine: "The Doctor's strength was still quite impressive."
Lumine: "In our Teyvat, he could be considered to have Archon-level power."
Paimon: "Haha, but unfortunately, he offended a few Archons who are usually very good at playing dumb."
Paimon: "So they got thoroughly dealt with."
Lumine: "Indeed, very good at playing dumb."
Lumine: "I never knew these gods who usually slack off could actually be this absurdly powerful!"
Lumine: "Especially that one god who loves drinking!"
Shadow: "I don't love drinking, this presumably isn't about me."
Venti: "Ehe."
March 7th: "How wonderful, congratulations on getting rid of two big scourges!"
March 7th: "And successfully rescuing Young Lady Nahida!"
Paimon: "All of this went too smoothly to be true."
Paimon: "Really never expected things to develop this way."
Lumine: "Hehe, it's just that a few old fellows, after watching the livestream, couldn't sit still anymore. (smug. jpg)"
End of Chapter
