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Chapter 904

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Dr. Ratio: "Success and a diploma don't necessarily have any connection."

Dr. Ratio: "These are two entirely different matters."

Dr. Ratio: "But from a professor's standpoint, I still hope you all can master a bit more knowledge, thereby gaining some hope of escaping mediocrity."

Stelle: "Professor, not being mediocre is too tiring — I just want to be one!"

Dr. Ratio: "Heh... then suit yourself."

The video continues.

【Don't worry, audit students won't have a heavy academic load.】

【The teachers and students are all busy preparing for the celebration too — just think of it as attending a party.】

Himeko dispelled Stelle's concerns.

【A campus life without exams and homework — it's practically heaven!】

March 7th heard this and her face bloomed into a smile.

【Looks like everyone's already impatient — then it's settled.】

【I'll submit the enrollment materials to Origami University, and once everything's ready we'll set off. Be sure to have fun.】

Stelle: "Huh? No exams or homework?"

Stelle: "You should've said so earlier!"

Stelle: "You scared me half to death!"

Stelle: "Tch, Origami University — prepare yourselves, your invincible upperclassman is coming!!"

Brother Dan Heng: "Correction — it's junior, not upperclassman."

Brother Dan Heng: "Because we're going in as freshmen."

Miss Qingque: "So the journey to Amphoreus just turned into college life?"

Gui Naifen: "That's how social etiquette works!"

Gui Naifen: "Origami University specifically opened an academic seminar on Trailblazing — it'd be rude and look bad not to show up!"

Gui Naifen: "Am I right or not?"

Himeko: "Exactly."

Himeko: "Origami University is a renowned top-tier institution across the cosmos. Since they sent an invitation, we really ought to attend."

Welt: "No big issue — the previous two Trailblazing expeditions are enough to keep the Astral Express running for some time."

Paimon: "Speaking of which, what exactly is school life like?"

Paimon: "I've never been to school."

Furina: "Neither have I."

Xia Luodi: "my lord Furina, you're the Hydro Archon — you don't need to attend school, do you?"

Furina: "Ahem, I'm just a little curious about the feeling, that's all!"

Tighnari: "Want to attend school? Easy."

Tighnari: "Sumeru's Akademiya will let you experience what school feels like."

Stelle: "Speaking of Sumeru, I seem to remember you Teyvat folks saying you were going to reinforce Sumeru?"

Stelle: "It's been quite a while now — how did it go?"

March 7th: "Oh right, was Young Lady Nahida rescued?"

Paimon: "Uh... well... actually she was rescued long ago."

Miss Qingque: "The process?"

Miss Qingque: "We never heard you talk about it?"

Lumine: "The process was weirdly simple."

Lumine: "Earlier, with the Doctor's help, Scaramouche forcibly ascended to godhood."

Lumine: "He wanted to make a move on Nahida ahead of time."

Lumine: "And then..."

Tighnari: "Mm, I witnessed a massive meteorite fall from the sky, smashing into the false god known as the Shouki no Kami."

Tighnari: "Its terrifying power swept in all directions — the Shouki no Kami was pulverized on the spot."

Kaveh: "Good thing that whatever-it-was Shouki God appeared in some mountain range. If that meteorite had landed on Sumeru City, I don't dare imagine whether Sumeru City would still be standing!"

Boothill: "Huh??"

Boothill: "I was wondering why that idiot Scaramouche went quiet so early — turns out he got squashed by a meteorite?"

Boothill: "What about that idiot the Doctor?"

Alhaitham: "The Doctor was annihilated by a brilliant bolt of lightning from the void, along with a mysterious gale."

Alhaitham: "But reportedly, the Doctor has many segments."

Alhaitham: "I suspect he isn't dead yet."

Nahida: "Don't worry — with the power of the Gnoses and the help of several kind Archons,"

Nahida: "I've already erased all the Doctor's segments that suffered backlash."

Boothill: "Goodness!"

Boothill: "Meaning that idiot the Doctor is gone too?"

Lumine: "That's right."

Lumine: "The Doctor's strength was still quite impressive."

Lumine: "In our Teyvat, he could be considered to have Archon-level power."

Paimon: "Haha, but unfortunately, he offended a few Archons who are usually very good at playing dumb."

Paimon: "So they got thoroughly dealt with."

Lumine: "Indeed, very good at playing dumb."

Lumine: "I never knew these gods who usually slack off could actually be this absurdly powerful!"

Lumine: "Especially that one god who loves drinking!"

Shadow: "I don't love drinking, this presumably isn't about me."

Venti: "Ehe."

March 7th: "How wonderful, congratulations on getting rid of two big scourges!"

March 7th: "And successfully rescuing Young Lady Nahida!"

Paimon: "All of this went too smoothly to be true."

Paimon: "Really never expected things to develop this way."

Lumine: "Hehe, it's just that a few old fellows, after watching the livestream, couldn't sit still anymore. (smug. jpg)"

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