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Chapter 1109

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【【Unit 01】 said a bit embarrassedly: "Actually, it's because the fans in our livestream room said that the three of us have good skills, and if we perform a '【Sam Imitation Show】', we would definitely become '【Innate Sam Holy Body】' and earn a lot of money..."】

【Lu Ka heard this, shook his head, and said in disbelief: "Livestream imitation? Innate Holy Body? It's all stuff that a country bumpkin like me can't understand..."】

Livestream chat.

"Pfft—God damn their 'Innate Sam Holy Body', which weirdo said that!"

"Hahahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death? Innate Sam Holy Body, Sam Imitation Show, it really has a taste of the contemporary internet."

"These three are really here for comedy."

"It's full of humor, and they are three talents."

"It seems they are also livestreamers, hmm, that's not surprising!"

"Apologize to the streamer properly! Not all livestreamers are such clowns!"

"But Lu Ka doesn't spend much time addicted to the internet, so it's normal that he doesn't understand."

"Hahahaha, but after today he'll understand, hahahaha, Innate Sam Holy Body, it's still funny thinking about it."

Luo Fu Xianzhou.

Guinaifen watched the words in the bullet screen and couldn't help but nod vigorously, saying: "Exactly, exactly! This girl is like this, I'm not just a clown, I have real skills!"

【In the game's plot, I saw Lu Ka shake his head and say: "In short, my coach went to ask Sam herself, and she doesn't like being impersonated by you."】

【"Don't do this anymore. You don't want to be sought out by the Stellaron Hunters, right?"】

【【Unit 01】 in the lead hurriedly said: "Definitely, definitely! We'll change our livestream track when we go back, and we'll never play abstract again!"】

Livestream chat.

"Hahahaha, so they were playing abstract, that's not surprising, that's not surprising."

"Never playing abstract again hahahahahaha!!!"

"Miss Firefly seeking them out? Is there such a good thing?"

"Hehehe, Miss Firefly, hurry up and ignite the sea for me! Hehehe..."

"Good guy, no need, no need..."

"For ordinary people, being sought out by Stellaron Hunters is indeed quite scary."

"After all, no one would think that the cold, violent, and ruthless Sam in the rumors is actually a gentle, strong, and cute girl."

"It's good not to play abstract anymore, after all, relying solely on abstract won't get you far."

【In the game's plot, looking at the scene on the arena, Teacher Jimi (remote puppet) also announced the result of this match: "It seems the situation is settled~ Then I announce, the winner of this match is—'【Iron Arm】' Lu Ka!"】

【Afterward, Teacher Jimi (remote puppet) couldn't help but complain: "... I just feel like a lot of '【Innate Lu Ka Holy Body】' will pop up on the livestream website in the future."】

Livestream chat.

"Hahahaha, God damn their '【Innate Lu Ka Holy Body】'!"

"Dying of laughter, is Teacher Jimi's complaint so sharp?!"

"But given how outrageous the internet is, Teacher Jimi's words are obviously very likely to appear in reality."

"Hahaha, that's true, after all, there's never a shortage of abstract silly netizens on the internet."

"And cosplaying Lu Ka is much safer than impersonating Sam, for most people."

"I just don't know what kind of interesting look Lu Ka will have when he sees this scene."

"Hahahaha, that must be very interesting."

【In the game's plot, some time after this match, the name of the next match's opponent also appeared in front of everyone.】

【【Negative Karma Phosphorus Fire】, the name sounds quite impressive and imposing, but looking at the contestant's picture, isn't this Tail Master!】

【It was even emphasized in the special introduction: Given the concept of '【Open and Inclusive, Everyone Participates】' for this Wardance, even Heliobi have obtained the qualification to participate.】

【However, the participating Heliobi have already signed a '【Prohibited Possession Agreement】', so there's no need to worry about him suddenly drilling into your body.】

【Lu Ka saw this opponent and was also a bit surprised: "Tail Master? Why did he come to participate in the Wardance?"】

【Ka Meili also pondered: "And he gave himself a very strange team name... 【Negative Karma Phosphorus Fire】, it sounds like a great demon in Xianzhou fantasy novels..."】

【Stelle guessed with a smile: "Life is not easy, Tail is selling his skills."】

【Ka Meili didn't believe it and said: "It shouldn't be that bad, right? The Ten-Lords Commission's salary and benefits should be okay."】

Livestream chat.

"Good guy, it really is Tail Master!"

"Hahahaha, could it really be as the Trailblazer said? Are Watching Huohuo and Tail Master so strapped for cash?"

"How is that possible, this must be a joke!"

"The Ten-Lords Commission is Xianzhou civil service after all, how could it be like this."

"It's just that the one who should have a salary is Watching Huohuo, does Tail Master have a salary?"

"Hahahaha, this is a question worth thinking about."

"But 'Negative Karma Phosphorus Fire', this name is really imposing. It seems Tail Master hasn't read fewer Xianzhou sword-hero fantasy novels."

"Maybe Tail Master is still a hidden chuunibyou."

"Speaking of which, Tail Master participated in the Wardance, what about Watching Huohuo? Aren't they inseparable?"

"Maybe it's okay to be separated for a short time."

"Speaking of which, didn't Watching Huohuo say before that Tail Master is Lu Ka's fan? Maybe Tail Master is here to check Lu Ka's status."

"There's also this possibility."

Luo Fu Xianzhou.

Watching Huohuo watched the plot in the game and said in surprise: "Tail Master, you can go participate in the Wardance."

The tail behind Watching Huohuo suddenly erupted with green firelight, and Tail Master appeared as a fireball, saying: "Hmph hmph, those guys in the Ten-Lords Commission are quite bold, not afraid that I'll take the opportunity to run away."

Watching Huohuo said weakly: "Tail Master, I think, you can't run away."

【In the game's plot, Lu Ka laughed: "Tail Master has been kind to me. No matter why he is participating, I will go all out—this is my repayment to him. I'm ready to go on stage!"】

【After composing himself, as he arrived at the Wardance arena, Teacher Jimi (remote puppet) was as usual warming up for the upcoming match: "Dear audience friends, welcome to the Wardance arena!"】

【"The two sides of this match are '【Iron Arm】' Lu Ka and '【Negative Karma Phosphorus Fire】'—Tail—Master!"】

【Lu Ka looked at Tail and asked in confusion: "Tail Master, why did you come to participate in the Wardance too?"】

【Tail Master said: "Of course it's to check your status. What do you humans call it? '【Post-treatment follow-up】', right?"】

【"Looking at how full of energy you are now, my treatment should be considered a success."】

Livestream chat.

"Woooooo, Tail Master, he really is, I'm dying of tears."

"Tail Master, you are so gentle."

"Does this count as a fan visiting their idol?"

"Hahaha, now that you mention it, it really is a bit like that."

"It's just that this method of visiting is a bit unique."

"Hahahaha, in order to visit, he directly participated in the Wardance, becoming an opponent and visiting on the arena, right."

【In the game's plot, Lu Ka looked at Tail Master and said gratefully: "Hmm, I have fully recovered my status now. Thank you so much, Tail Master."】

【Tail Master heard this and hurriedly stopped him: "Stop stop stop! Don't say anymore, I can't stand others thanking me..."】

【Immediately, Tail Master stared at Lu Ka and said: "How well you've recovered, let me personally re-examine you! Are you ready to take my move?"】

【Lu Ka also smiled confidently: "No problem! Let's start!"】

Livestream chat.

"It seems a battle is still unavoidable!"

"Definitely, since they are already standing on the arena, a fight is unavoidable."

"But I have to say, Tail Master's method of visiting and re-examining is quite direct."

"Haha, indeed, but this is indeed the most intuitive way to check Lu Ka's status."

【In the game's plot, because it was stipulated that Tail Master could not use possession, and Tail Master's goal was not to win, the battle ended quickly under Lu Ka's full strength.】

【Tail Master laughed: "Fought quite well! It seems my treatment was very successful~"】

【Lu Ka laughed: "That's for sure, after all, you are the invincible Tail Master!"】

【Tail Master chuckled: "Hehehe, of course I know that."】

【Afterward, seeing that Lu Ka had recovered well, Tail also felt relieved and said: "Alright, I'm slipping away. You fight the match well, Watching Huohuo and I are both waiting for the good news of you killing your way into the '【Final Defense】'."】

【Lu Ka was a bit disappointed and said: "Leaving already? Let's chat after the next match?"】

【Tail Master said: "No. The female ghost judge only allows me to leave Watching Huohuo alone for one hour, if I don't go back she'll be angry. Let's make an appointment next time."】

Astral Express.

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