Chapter 1317

【Banana-Assistant 416 introduces: "This is *Banana Language*! Now students all love Sleepy Banana Monkeys, so we faculty members have also done our homework and specifically changed our style, banana!"】

Somewhere in the galaxy.

Ruanpo looks at the plot in the game, her expression solemn: "Has Penacony been eroded by the minions of the Ape-King Evil Ninja to this extent?"

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"Good heavens, Banana Language! Alright, I'm not even surprised anymore."

"Feel like I still underestimated the popularity of the Sleepy Banana Monkey."

"Isn't that so? From students down to faculty members, it feels like everyone has been attracted by the Sleepy Banana Monkey."

The Luo Fu Xianzhou.

Divination Commission.

Qingque watches the plot in the game and shivers all over. Thinking that this so-called Sleepy Banana Monkey might be related to Dr. Primitive, she feels even more uncomfortable.

Qingque sighs: "Isn't this going a bit too far? Even if the Sleepy Banana Monkey is popular, to think even the faculty members have become like this?"

Fu Xuan's brow furrows: "If it really is related to Dr. Primitive, it's possible that this so-called Sleepy Banana Monkey is linked to the atavism experiments."

【Within the game's plot, Dan Heng looks at the Banana-Assistant 416 before him and asks suspiciously: "Why are the faculty members of Origami University Dream-Weaving troupes?"】

【Banana-Assistant 416 explains: "This student might not know, but during the school anniversary, most teachers are attending academic seminars, so the principal entrusted the Dream-Weaving troupe to fill the teaching vacancies, banana."】

【"Rest assured, the *banana teacher* level is absolutely reliable—but there's no rush to study now, everyone just have a blast at the Colorful Dream school anniversary, banana!"】

【To this, March 7th is naturally beaming with joy and says confidently: "Of course, I never intended to study hard anyway."】

【Dan Heng sees this and says helplessly: "Don't be so righteous about it."】

【Banana-Assistant 416 laughs: "Haha, it's okay! Origami University is a free institution, please feel free to let your youth run wild here!"】

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"Good heavens, that's true, but this is a bit too free."

"Ah hahahahaha, little March's attitude is exactly the same as my college life."

"Sigh, after youth is spent, all that's left is bitter work."

"March, I know you're an auditor, but it's better to restrain yourself a bit."

"Hahahahaha, I guess most students looking at this situation are also full of envy."

"I want this kind of school life too."

"Everything exists in a dream."

"Isn't it true that everything exists in a dream? Origami University is in Penacony's dream world."

【Within the game's plot, after saying goodbye to this Banana-Assistant 416, suddenly, a voice calls out to Dan Heng, Stelle, and March 7th: "Students, please stay!"】

【March 7th hears this and turns to look in the direction of the voice: "Eh? Are you calling us?"】

【Following the voice, they see a young girl waving at the three. After walking over, March 7th looks at the unfamiliar girl before her and asks suspiciously: "Who are you?"】

【The girl laughs: "I saw you from far away, the pink-haired beauty with a camera... you must be student 【Zhao Xiangji】!"】

【Stelle hears this and looks at March 7th beside her: "Zhao Xiangji?"】

【March 7th says: "It's me. I heard that college students love to use nicknames, so I just let everyone call me by my screen name."】

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"Hahahahaha, I remember that in the campus group just now, little March's screen name was Zhao Xiangji."

"More than that, in the main plot of Penacony before, little March had already revealed that her screen name was Zhao Xiangji."

"But don't say, it really is appropriate."

"And it missed a pun, what a pity no money was deducted."

"It fits little March's nature of loving to take photos."

【Within the game's plot, the girl who took the initiative to greet them introduces: "Hello! I'm 【Only Love Banana Treasure】 from the alumni group, you can call me Montana."】

【Dan Heng: "Hello, I'm Dan Heng."】

【Stelle says calmly with her new nickname she got not long ago: "Hello, I'm Baseball Bat Ninja."】

【March 7th hears this and can't help but ask curiously: "... When did you give yourself that name?"】

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"Not long ago, actually."

"Good heavens, hearing your words is like hearing your words, right?"

"But it really wasn't long ago."

"Hahahahaha, don't say, Miss Ruanpo's title is actually quite interesting."

"Rare, the Trailblazer has a title other than Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero."

Astral Express.

Parlor Car.

Stelle rubs her chin and says: "Baseball Bat Ninja... hmm~ sounds pretty good too. I'll use it along with Galaxy Baseball Bat Hero from now on."

March 7th sees this and pouts: "I'm the Glazed Ninja."

Dan Heng helplessly covers his forehead and says: "Is there anything worth arguing about here?"

【Within the game's plot, Montana looks at Stelle and can't help but exclaim in shock: "My god, I recognize you! Aren't you the Star of Celebration for this year? A big celebrity!"】

【"I really didn't expect to be classmates with a big shot like you. I bet you'll definitely be assigned to the 【Harmony College】!"】

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"Now that you mention it, it seems I really almost forgot that in order to find the main person behind the scenes as quickly as possible, the Trailblazers went to participate in a selection and became the Star of Celebration for this year."

"Now that you mention it, besides being a shareholder of Penacony, the Trailblazer also has this identity."

"The Trailblazer has too many identities, causing us to always forget some of them."

【Within the game's plot, hearing Montana's words, March 7th seems to have discovered a key point: "Assigned... college...?"】

【Dan Heng seems to have some understanding of this and says: "Refers to the 【String-Tuning Exam】... At the entrance ceremony, Family members will analyze students' potential through 【Tuning】 and assign them to suitable colleges."】

【Stelle hears this and whispers to Dan Heng: "Dan Heng, remember to let me copy when the time comes!"】

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"Hahahahaha, Trailblazer, you really have the beauty of a poor student."

"Laughing to death, hearing that there's an exam, the first reaction is to copy. As expected of you!"

"But thinking about how the Trailblazer has lost their past memories since waking up and hasn't been to school since, I suddenly feel like I can understand it all at once."

【Within the game's plot, Dan Heng says: "Don't worry, this isn't a real exam."】

【After hearing Dan Heng's introduction, March 7th asks suspiciously: "Hmm, are the students' majors arranged by the Family? Wouldn't that be too un-【Harmonious】?"】

【Montana says: "Rest assured, if you have any objections to the results, students can apply to change colleges at any time. It's just... most people won't do that."】

【"After all, the pressure in the dream is also very high, not to mention that Penacony relaxed the dream-entry review after going public, and the competition has become more intense. The Family is willing to point out a famous path for us, we're too grateful to even ask for more."】

【Hearing this, March 7th can't help but sigh: "So realistic..."】

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"Talking about reality in a dream is somewhat black humor."

"Hahahahaha, it really is like this. Being able to have someone point out your strengths, except for a few people, most people won't refuse."

"After all, as Montana said, everyone has pressure from all sides, and being able to save some worry is a good thing."

"Although some people will choose the aspects they love rather than the ones they are good at, they are ultimately a minority."

"The so-called sweet dream, the Star of Celebration, it seems it's not that beautiful after all."

【Within the game's plot, Montana laughs: "Alright, let's stop talking about this. Are you going to listen to the principal's speech? My friends and I are planning to go to the 【Creative Gathering】 to take a look, so we won't accompany you—anyway, they don't take attendance, see you later, banana!"】

【Watching Montana head towards the Creative Gathering, March 7th can't help but sigh: "Whether it's teachers or sweat-shop Russia, the people here really have personality."】

【Stelle looks at March 7th and laughs: "Hello, new classmate."】

【March 7th hears this and laughs: "Forget it, old classmate."】

【Immediately looking at the direction of the stage in the plaza, March 7th says: "Calculating the time, the school anniversary opening ceremony should be starting soon. Let's go see the principal!"】

【While speaking, the three arrive at the center of the plaza, waiting for the principal's speech to begin.】

【However, the principal's appearance makes everyone freeze for a moment.】

【March 7th is surprised: "This... how is this possible? How is the principal..."】

【Even the usually calm Dan Heng can't help but change color.】

【A figure with a monkey head and a hunched body walks out, greeting the crowd below the stage: "Students, hello everyone—or should I say, hello *banana*!"】

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"Uh, this is the principal?!!!" ===== CHAPTER 1318 =====