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Chapter 1361

~6 min read 1,184 words

"Although it involves the psychological state of contemporary young people, it still feels a bit strange."

"Don't forget what the previous Dream-Building Banana Teacher looked like. Come to think of it, since Miss Luanpo has identified it as an evil spirit, this Wealth Banana Teacher must also have problems."

"To be honest, I feel that other similar products could achieve this kind of effect."

"So, what is this 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 covering up?"

"Hard to say. Maybe what it said is true?"

"What are you thinking? The fact that the Sleepy Banana Monkey has unknown dangers was determined long ago. Now, besides poor students like Fugui who are unaware, the only ones still promoting the Sleepy Banana Monkey are another type of person."

"The mastermind who spread the trend of the Sleepy Banana Monkey."

Astral Express.

Parlor Car.

Following Dan Heng looked at the plot in the game and frowned, saying: "The timing of this 【Wealth Banana Teacher】's appearance is too coincidental."

Welt Yang adjusted his glasses and said: "Hmm, just when you were about to ask Fugui about some things, this 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 suddenly appeared. It's hard not to let one's imagination run wild."

【In the game plot, at this point, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 hopped once and said: "Oh! Look at the time, the Dream Marketing class is about to start, banana."】

【"Excuse me for now, students. If you have any questions, let's chat after class."】

【Fugui also pleaded at this time: "Big shots, I'm going to class too. If you have anything, just come to me. Don't drag the Banana Teacher into this anymore..."】

【After saying this, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 and Fugui left one after another.】

【Watching Fugui's departing back, Following Dan Heng said to Stelle and Miss Luanpo: "He won't spill the beans if we keep pestering him. We might as well follow him and see."】

【Just then, the decadent Sleepy Banana Monkey that had been mailed to Stelle earlier let out a weak sound as if it were about to die: "Banana, banana, banana..."】

Livestream room.

"Good grief, I almost forgot about this Sleepy Banana Monkey."

"But in that situation earlier, there really wasn't time to explain the monkey's matter in detail."

"Fugui broke down in reality, then the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 was introduced, and finally, the time was dragged until class. I just feel like this Wealth Banana Teacher is doing it on purpose."

"If there's nothing wrong with the Wealth Banana Teacher, I'll eat noodles with logic!"

【In the game plot, next, Stelle, Following Dan Heng, and Miss Luanpo arrived at the place where the Wealth Academy holds its marketing class, which is the plaza where that demonic song and video are played.】

【Looking at the situation around them, Following Dan Heng couldn't help but be suspicious: "Is this atmosphere... really a marketing class?"】

【Just then, a banana-themed song came from the TV speakers: "Banana, banana, banana, banana~ Banana, banana, banana, banana~"】

Livestream room.

"Good grief, it's doing it again. It's a Star-Banana Journey, isn't it!"

"I get a headache now just from listening to the banana sounds and looking at the Sleepy Banana Monkey."

"And I feel like the atmosphere here has become eerie too."

"So annoying, I want to sweep all these monkeys into the trash heap."

【In the game plot, on the high platform, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 said: "Students, watch closely. This is the pop culture with the most commercial value right now, banana!"】

【The TV speakers played the banana song at the right moment: 【Eat a banana and then sleep, happy and carefree without worries!】】

【After this line of the song, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 said: "Come, savor this sentence carefully. Why can the Sleepy Banana Monkey trigger a banana craze in Penacony?"】

【As it spoke, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 pointed at Stelle and said: "That gray-haired student—why are you here?! Forget it, you'll do. You answer it."】

【Stelle thought for a moment and said: "Because the little monkey is very enviable?"】

【The 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 said with satisfaction: "Correct! A happy life, this is the 【pain point】 for Penacony users!"】

【"Whether they are poor or rich, most people come to Penacony just for a 【more meaningful life】."】

【"But as long as you stay in the dream for a while, you will find that this is a completely empty promise. The Dream-Building Banana Teacher will soon collapse from the hustle and bustle, and tourists will also be exhausted after one carnival after another."】

【"The legendary wealthy merchants and gala superstars we chase, their wonderful lives are so distant, as if they belong to another world..."】

【"But the Sleepy Banana Monkey shows a brand-new attitude toward life! They sleep and eat bananas every day, not thinking about anything else, not doing anything wrong, experiencing the purest happiness, banana!"】

Livestream room.

"Uh, that's true, but it's not realistic to really let people eat and sleep like the Sleepy Banana Monkey."

"It's obvious that this is a sophistry. It's undeniable that such a life is simple and happy, but I think most people have things they want to do after all. Resting and lying flat for a short time is fine, but for a long time, I guess they would really become monkeys..."

"Even in such a vast galaxy, those with talent and ability are only a minority after all. Most people are ordinary. Those magnificent adventures and earth-shattering great achievements are too far away from us, while the trivialities and burdens of life crush many people so they can't lift their heads."

"Thinking about it this way, I actually understand those who are addicted to the Sleepy Banana Monkey a little bit."

"Calm down, calm down, don't get brainwashed!"

"Geez, can this Sleepy Banana Monkey meme virus even affect us through the game?"

"Not necessarily, I guess at most it's just falling into a state of emo."

"That's true, binary thinking is no good."

"Isn't this attitude just lying flat? I'm familiar with this."

"So, the Sleepy Banana Monkey is lying flat?"

"That's what it says, but the banana sounds and videos in the background, combined with the Wealth Banana Teacher's words, always give me an eerie atmosphere."

"Normal, after all, it can basically be determined now that neither the Wealth Banana Teacher nor the Sleepy Banana Monkey are normal things. Maybe they are even related to the notorious 【Dr. Primitive】."】

"I, for one, have already started getting a headache from listening to this looping banana song."

【In the game plot, the Wealth Banana Teacher looked at the students below the stage and said: "To let students have a better experience, the Banana Teacher has prepared a special Sleepy Banana Monkey doll for everyone. Students of the Wealth Academy can enjoy an extra discount when purchasing..."】

【Fugui, who was next to the Wealth Banana Teacher, said: "Banana Teacher, the previous batch of goods has already been sold out."】

【Upon hearing this, the 【Wealth Banana Teacher】 said excitedly: "Great! The popularity of the Sleepy Banana Monkey is far beyond our imagination. Student Fugui, come with the Banana Teacher to pick up the goods."】

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