Chapter 1443

【"Previously you judged bananas to be failed plants, and now you have started to praise their selflessness."】

【Professor Pulimeng's voice stalled upon hearing this, and he forced an explanation: "Uh... this... this is a different context, you cannot generalize..."】

Livestream room.

"What a great 'cannot generalize,' it really made me laugh."

"And 'context' my foot, it seems like you've said all the good and bad things yourself, haven't you?"

"Contradictory, inconsistent, you found a good excuse, but you never thought about whether it conflicted with what you said before."

"I've finally understood it; this Professor is just a double-standard party."

"This Professor was originally a blind follower of the Primordial Doctor; he has no persistence of his own, so naturally, he uses whatever reason he finds, never thinking that what he says will become a boomerang that hits him in the future."

"It really is ugly, Professor."

"But has everyone noticed? Miss Luanpo's words here seem to have become normal again."

"It was the same in the Principal's office before; does Miss Luanpo's speech return to normal when she is extremely angry?"

"It seems to be the case here too; indeed, listening to the Professor finding ridiculous excuses for himself in such a roundabout way, I was almost angered into laughing."

Astral Express.

Parlor Car.

March 7th looked at the plot in the game, puffed up her cheeks, and said: "This Professor is really shameless; his words are self-contradictory."

Stelle sneered: "Does this count as slapping his own face?"

Welt Yang adjusted his glasses and said calmly: "Some people always like to find high-sounding excuses for their actions, but in reality, they are just a group of selfish villains and evildoers. The Professor is no exception."

Himeko smiled: "From this point of view, this Professor is already at his wit's end."

【In the game's plot, Luanpo said with a tone of deep anger: "Villains always have countless excuses for doing evil things, always wanting to place themselves in the position of justice."】

【"Self-contradictory, sophistry, all for their own desires; there is simply no need to listen to such a class—"】

【"Chief of Evil Spirits, instead of making up wild words, you had better contemplate your death poem!"】

Livestream room.

"Ahhhhh! Miss Luanpo! You are really too cool!"

"Miss Luanpo scolded him well! For a double-standard monkey like the Professor, this is exactly what should be done."

"Isn't that so? Listening to him say before that the context was different, I spit! To make up for himself, he really has no shame left."

"So, to deal with such a villain, it still has to be Boothill who comes in with force."

"Hahahaha, isn't that right? Just pull out the gun, one bullet to send him away, and the world will be quiet."

"Dealing with villains, just don't bother listening; it's simple and convenient."

"The more I understand, the more I admire Boothill; such a code of conduct is precisely the simplest and most effective way to deal with villains."

"Professor, are you ready to recite your death poem! Oh my, so cool!"

【In the game's plot, Stelle looked at the Professor with a sharp expression and said: "Professor Pulimeng, you have graduated."】

【Watching the three of them approaching aggressively, the Professor said angrily: "Failures... you are all un-banana-able failures."】

【"For failures, the genius's 【Erudition】 is unreachable. But I can use a more 【primitive】 way to *banana* teach you this truth..."】

Livestream room.

"Laughing to death, he also knows he can't win the argument and wants to change the subject."

"We cannot reach the genius's Erudition, but you, a monkey, don't think you are that amazing, right?"

"It's just his final madness; I want to see if the Professor can still find reasons for himself so righteously after being defeated."

"Hmph, what's there to be curious about? Just KO him so that Penacony, affected by the sleeping banana monkeys, can recover."

【In the game's plot, Professor Pulimeng pointed to the dream bubble shaped like a sleeping banana monkey behind him and said: "Do you see this beautiful dream bubble? The Family used the wishes of thousands of family members 【Harmony】 and the power of the Stellaron to build Penacony."】

【"And I gathered the wishes of thousands of monkeys 【giving up】 into this dream bubble, building this 【moment of sleeping banana】."】

【"Now, I will hand over all its power to you 【Banana Teachers】 and 【Banana Assistants】—"】

【While speaking, Professor Pulimeng waved his hands, and the Banana Assistants and Banana Teachers instantly leaped to this spot.】

【And Professor Pulimeng, behind the Banana Teachers and Banana Assistants, shouted loudly: "The name of this class is—"】

【"Dreams!"】

【After the Banana Assistants and Banana Teachers struck a weird and funny pose, the battle was on the verge of breaking out.】

Livestream room.

"Good guy, in the end, we still have to fight the Banana Teachers and Banana Assistants."

"They are all old acquaintances, plus those sleeping banana monkeys cleared before, these enemies are not in their complete state; it's a slaughter!"

"Hehehe, and there's Miss Luanpo's trial; it's so satisfying."

"Holy crap, is Miss Luanpo's Ultimate so cool?"

"Hahahaha, I like that hand gesture for the seal the most."

Astral Express.

Parlor Car.

Himeko looked at the plot in the game and said: "A dream bubble constructed from the wishes people gave up in their hearts? I have to say, it is indeed a clever method."

Dan Heng said: "It's just that the method is truly hard to agree with."

March 7th and Stelle rubbed their hands, excited: "Hahahaha, why think so much? The top priority now is definitely to clear out the enemies."

【In the game's plot, as they entered the battle interface, Luanpo's tone changed abruptly: "Evil spirits retreat—Supreme Awakening Ink Bloom!"】

【In an instant, the colored ink from the spray can in Luanpo's hand was sprinkled out, and the health bars of the enemies in front were cleared by more than half.】

【The 【Dream-Building Teacher】 in the battle exclaimed: "Banana! Banana cake... the power of the sleeping banana monkeys is all gone..."】

【The Wealth Banana Teacher issued a siren and roared: "Bad students, you have seriously violated the Banana Study regulations."】

【"Banana banana banana, get ready to accept punishment!"】

Livestream room.

"Ho, I was wondering who the opponent was; turns out it's still you losers."

"Laughing to death, Miss Luanpo's lethality is really high. The health bar was almost cleared in one go."

"These guys are really like ghosts that won't go away."

"No wonder Professor Pulimeng didn't care about these Banana Teachers being defeated by the Trailblazers before; it seems that to the Professor, he can still summon them."

"But it's useless to do it again; I solved them in a few moves."

"Mere Banana Teachers, how can they withstand the Great General?"

【In the game's plot, with everyone's joint efforts, and the protection of the meme virus extracted from Luanpo's memory, the Professor's sleeping banana monkeys could no longer influence them.】

【Soon, these Banana Assistants and Banana Teachers were all defeated.】

【Just looking at the defeat of his Banana Assistants and Banana Teachers, Professor Pulimeng seemed not to care at all.】

【He just shook his head slightly and said: "Banana banana banana, a failed Banana Study..."】

【Professor Pulimeng turned and looked at the sleeping banana monkey-shaped dream bubble hanging in the air, grinning: "Unrealizable dreams are just like the—banana hanging at the top of the tree."】

【However, while the Professor was still sighing, Luanpo had already flown forward, stepped on the Professor's face as a stepping stone, and threw a ninja art explosive can at that sleeping banana monkey-shaped dream bubble...】

Livestream room.

"Hahaha, looking at the Professor's appearance, I thought he was so calm because he had some backup plan, but this is it?"

"His dignity was directly stepped on by Luanpo."

"Damn it, I'm suddenly so envious of the Professor."

"What?"

"That's right, Miss Luanpo, why are you rewarding him!"

"Huh?"

"No, buddy? That's not necessary, right?"

"Ahhhhh, Miss Luanpo, come step on me too."

"Hiss! I often feel out of place with you guys because I'm not perverted enough."

"The internet is not for you to lose your integrity!"

"Buddy, be careful; if your real-life information gets dug up, it will be social death."

"It's useless; there are some people in this world who are even more perverted than we imagine, but... I actually want to be stepped on by Miss Luanpo too."

"Against the heavens."

"You are all against the heavens!"

"I didn't expect Tail's words to be spread in this form."