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Chapter 583

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Livestream.

"Hahaha, God damn bucket sea tactics, truly God damn abstract."

"Is this trying to concentrate all the fun missed in the Penacony version and release it here together? I admit, you succeeded in making me laugh non-stop."

"Hahaha, hilarious, hilarious. Is this game really crazy? Hahahahahaha, this trash can, Little Bucket Power, hahahaha!!!"

"But I have to say, this event is indeed very interesting, through different characters playing the 【Magician】, creating different reactions and skill enhancements."

"Did I see wrong just now? Besides the Trailblazer, there's also Pela?"

"No, you didn't see wrong, that is our Pe-la-sis-ter!"

"Hahahahahaha, no buddy, how can you still make voice messages!"

"Hilarious, reminds me of memories that have been sealed for a long time."

"Hahahahahaha, Pe-la-sis-ter! I really couldn't hold it."

"Please, some adults, don't imitate children as if nothing happened!"

"Hahahahahaha, that matches, six!"

Jarilo-VI.

Belobog.

Pela looked at the power generation in the bullet comments and couldn't help but have black lines all over her face.

For a moment, a sense of shame made her want to crawl into a crack in the ground immediately.

【In the video of the special preview program, Teacher Jimi said: "In addition, the event will open new challenge levels every day, totaling five levels."】

【"Each challenge level is divided into two difficulties. After completing the 【Initial Trial】 challenge, you can unlock the 【Official Trial】 difficulty."】

【Just as Teacher Jimi was introducing it, the screen behind Jing Yuan, Doctor Jiaoqiu, Yunli, and Teacher Jimi changed accordingly.】

【The funniest part was the actions of those trash can people, Little Bucket Power. Bodybuilding postures were one thing, but they even did JoJo poses.】

【Yunli wiggled her two fair and soft little feet and said: "Mm, come and fight side by side with our friends."】

【Jing Yuan raised his hands high and said loudly: "Good, for our friendship, cheers to the buckets!"】

【Doctor Jiaoqiu: Cheers to the buckets!】

【Yunli: Cheers to the buckets!】

【Teacher Jimi: Cheers to the buckets!】

Livestream.

"God damn cheers to the buckets, General Jing Yuan, wake up."

"Hahahahaha, everyone has become too happy."

"Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious! Why is it so abstract? Hilarious."

"This event, I have to say, is a bit too God damn abstract, hahahaha."

"This preview program is definitely the one where I laughed the happiest."

"The game event is too abstract, making me abstract too."

"General Jing Yuan's cheers to the buckets, I really couldn't hold it."

"Calm down, calm down, version 2.4 hasn't started yet, I really can't wait."

"Such a happy version, I'm also impatient to play the subsequent content."

"Happy? Miss Xueyi's life or death is unknown, likely killed."

"Holy crap xxxxxxx, what are you saying here xxxxxxxx"

"Good guy, ultimate foul language, ultimate enjoyment."

"Miss Xueyi must be fine. Don't forget, she has a puppet body, not our flesh and blood body. Changing a body should be quite easy."

"Cough cough cough, alright alright, just like this, calm down, calm down."

【In the video of the special preview program, Teacher Jimi was seen spreading a pair of white chicken wings and said: "Alright, after understanding the interesting events of 2.4, let's take a break, and later there will be more information about system optimization and collaboration."】

【After Teacher Jimi finished speaking, following a screen transition, it returned to the hall before.】

【Everyone's seats remained unchanged. If there were any changes—】

【Then it was just what was displayed on the screen behind Jing Yuan, Doctor Jiaoqiu, Yunli, and Teacher Jimi.】

【For all players, this is definitely the most anticipated and welcome one.】

【On the screen behind the three people and one bird, Yunli's figure appeared before everyone's eyes. And to the right of Yunli's character art, the Gift of the Odyssey, ten pulls can be claimed after seven days of login, making everyone's eyes shine.】

【At this time, Teacher Jimi took the lead in greeting: "Welcome back. In version 2.4, we still have our Gift of the Odyssey, ten consecutive pulls for signing in!"】

【Yunli shook her snow-white and tender feet, clapped her hands, and cheered: "Oh~ great!"】

【Jing Yuan also raised his hands and smiled: "Wow, steady and reassuring."】

Livestream.

"Ten pulls! Ten pulls! You finally came. Do you know what I'm looking forward to? Do you know? It's you!"

"Hahaha, with these ten pulls, the possibility of me pulling Miss Yunli has increased again, great!"

"Uh... I think, you can't calculate it like this. What if you hit the hard pity?"

"Wow, no buddy, is it that cruel!? We're all pullers, why bother?"

"Hmph, you're the one hitting the hard pity. I wish you hit the hard pity every time you pull!"

"Holy crap, what a vicious curse."

"I've never hit the hard pity when pulling. Just watch me take Miss Yunli in one go this time."

"Hmph hmph hmph, buddy, it's fine to fool others, don't fool yourself."

"Hmph hmph hmph, buddy, it's fine to fool others, don't fool yourself."

"Hmph hmph hmph, buddy, it's fine to fool others, don't fool yourself."

"Hmph hmph hmph, buddy, it's fine to fool others, don't fool yourself."

"Repeaters, you guys are too heartbreaking."

"From the story of Penacony, I learned one thing, and that is to face reality. In order to let you face reality, buddy, I'll be the villain once and prick your delusion. No need to thank me. If you really want to thank me, just give me a 648."

"Good guy, I really thank you."

"We're all non-Europeans, so don't pretend."

"Hmph, I'm just non-European for a while. One day I'll be able to escape non-European status and become European."

"I bathe and change clothes every time I pull, praying devoutly..."

"Yet you still missed, right."

"Uh... don't say such heartbreaking words, it hurts feelings."

"It's okay, we have no feelings, so there's no talk of hurting feelings."

【In the special preview program, on the screen behind Jing Yuan, Doctor Jiaoqiu, Yunli, and Teacher Jimi, the screen changed again.】

【The double event Calyx also appeared on the screen.】

【Doctor Jiaoqiu was heard saying: "The double events for this version are Planar Fissure and Garden of Plenty."】

【Yunli continued: "Mm, remember, completing Simulated Universe or Divergent Universe can get double planar ornaments."】

Livestream.

"Holy crap, I forgot I haven't played Divergent Universe today."

"Hurry up, if you miss a day, it's almost the same as missing a hundred million."

"Buddy, calm down, there's still time."

"Can't calm down, I'm going first, buddy, bye."

"Double rewards are still quite attractive. But after experiencing the gift of ten pulls before, I feel it lacks a bit of flavor."

"I think so too. But how did that saying go? Mosquito legs are also meat. It's okay, it's okay, I'm not picky."

"Hehehe, same here. I haven't missed a day of these double rewards."

"Just like the buddy above said, missing a day is almost like missing a hundred million."

"Calm down, calm down, it's just double dog food."

"Although that's what's said, what if one day your luck explodes and you get a good embryo? Wouldn't you earn a fortune instantly!"

"Do you think that day will come?"

"Uh..."

"As someone who misses even the small pity when pulling, it's better not to have this unrealistic fantasy."

"Buddy, you said it so bitterly, I almost wanted to cry."

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