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Chapter 784

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【In the game's story, March 7th looked at Sister Lingsha and complained: "I finally understand. Isn't this a test designed by you two to teach us a lesson?"】

【Sister Lingsha showed an interesting smile and said: "That's a misunderstanding. I just wanted to see what kind of cute reaction Miss March would have."】

Livestream channel.

"Good grief, Miss Sister Lingsha is also a troll."

"Hehehe, if it were me, I'd be curious about what kind of expression little March would have."

"Hehehe, I like this Master Sister Lingsha even more."

"Miss Sister Lingsha has a sharp eye. Little March is the person on the Astral Express who can compete with Pom-Pom for the title of cutest."

【In the game's story, March 7th heard this and said helplessly: "... Then didn't I get anything?"】

【Jiaoqiu squinted, shook his head, and smiled: "How could that be, Miss March? Please recall the medicinal meals you ate—you gained a balanced diet, a regular schedule, and daily exercise! Finally, you gained a healthy body!"】

【March 7th exclaimed: "Eh——?!"】

【Obviously, she didn't expect this. She hadn't realized before that the medicinal meals she ate had this effect.】

【Although Jiaoqiu's words sounded like he was defending himself, what he said was indeed correct.】

【Sister Lingsha nodded slightly and smiled: "Nutritionally balanced meals and exercise are much more useful than miraculous medicine of unknown origin."】

【Jiaoqiu looked at March 7th and squinted: "In drama, miraculous medicine, mutation, and peerless divine skills... actually have no essential difference. They are all common lazy techniques of creators, a way of packaging 【getting something for nothing】. You must never take them seriously."】

Livestream channel.

"Mr. Jiaoqiu and Miss Sister Lingsha are right. To put it bluntly, compared to illusory miraculous medicine and peerless martial arts, planning a normal diet and exercise and maintaining a good mindset is the secret to health."

"Indeed. I've heard many doctors say that if you want to be healthy and strong, a good lifestyle, diet, and exercise are the foundation."

"After all, medicine is three-tenths poison. Compared to using medicine, it's better to let your body be healthy."

"And Mr. Jiaoqiu and Miss Sister Lingsha also made it very clear that the miraculous medicine in drama novels is too illusory. It's better to be down-to-earth and live a regular life."

"Sigh, to be honest, I also want to plan my diet, rest, and exercise every day, but reality doesn't allow it."

"This involves other problems."

Astral Express.

Parlor Car.

Welt Yang adjusted his glasses and nodded: "Mr. Jiaoqiu and Miss Sister Lingsha are right. The so-called drama is ultimately illusory, and the so-called miraculous medicine is all illusory."】

March 7th also sighed: "It seems drama really can't be taken seriously."

【In the game's story, March 7th listened to Jiaoqiu and Sister Lingsha, nodded, but asked unwillingly: "But... is there really no such miraculous medicine in the world?"】

【Jiaoqiu laughed twice and said: "Heh heh, you remember the legend of 【the fruit of immortality left by the Abundance】? There is miraculous medicine in the world, but they have already been marked with a huge price. I'm afraid none of us can afford it..."】

Livestream channel.

"Sigh, Miss Sister Lingsha is right. The immortality of the Xianzhou is a miraculous medicine with a huge price."

"I'm afraid not many people are willing to enjoy this miraculous medicine."

"That's not necessarily true. Those who covet immortality might not think so."

"That's true. But the Xianzhou definitely wouldn't allow it."

"That's right. The people of the Xianzhou have been hurt a lot by the Mara-Struck."

【In the game's story, March 7th nodded and said: "I'll remember it. But, I have one more question—if Mr. Jiaoqiu just wanted to treat us to medicinal meals, why didn't you let me tell my two masters?"】

【Jiaoqiu squinted and laughed: "This is just a little psychological suggestion... After I said that, didn't Miss March feel that the medicinal meals were more effective?"】

【Stelle looked at March 7th and said: "In other words, March has been scammed again..."】

【March 7th heard this and said with a sad face: "So it was just a psychological suggestion... I thought Mr. Jiaoqiu really had some unspeakable secret."】

Livestream channel.

"I thought exactly the same as March 7th."

"Me too. Who knew it was just a psychological suggestion."

"Mr. Jiaoqiu, I can't tell, you're also a psychologist."

"Sigh, in other words, I've been scammed several times in these conversations with Jiaoqiu."

"I have to say, Mr. Jiaoqiu's scamming ability is even more prominent than his medical skills."

"Exactly. No wonder they say all squinty-eyed people are monsters; Mr. Jiaoqiu is no exception."

"Hahaha, I like Mr. Jiaoqiu's personality. Although he is easy to be scammed sometimes, Mr. Jiaoqiu has no malice and is full of a sense of security."

The Luo Fu Xianzhou.

Exalting Sanctum.

Lieutenant Yanqing saw that Jiaoqiu didn't let him and Yunli know before, and it was just because of psychological suggestion, and was a bit surprised.

Lieutenant Yanqing thought: "But I have to say, this method really has miraculous effects."

Jing Yuan also nodded: "Although human behavior and ability are limited by their own limits, sometimes a reasonable mindset often makes people explode with performance that exceeds the norm. This is not uncommon."

【In the game's story, Jiaoqiu listened to March 7th and laughed: "Miss March, don't worry. If you need help to deal with Scott, please come to the Alchemy Commission to find me at any time. I will definitely help you."】

【Sister Lingsha also nodded and said: "If Miss March needs my help at that time, I will come to help..."】

【March 7th heard this and thanked them excitedly: "Hmm, hmm, thank you Mr. Jiaoqiu, thank you Master Sister Lingsha."】

Livestream channel.

"Good grief, Scott is probably going to suffer again. Wait? Why did I say 'again'?"

"Whether it's Miss Sister Lingsha or Mr. Jiaoqiu, they are both far above Scott's level. Won't they easily handle him!?"

"That's true. I don't know what kind of ending it will be this time."

"I don't know, but it must be very interesting."

"Hahahahaha, I'm also looking forward to what interesting stories will appear when Scott is under Mr. Jiaoqiu and Miss Sister Lingsha."

【In the game's story, this Xianzhou encounter event ends here.】

【After practicing for a few more days, March 7th passed the final assessment as easily as before and prepared to go to Aurum Alley to duel Scott.】

【However, before heading to Aurum Alley, March 7th found several familiar figures who came to the Sicheng Palace garden.】

【In addition to Jiaoqiu and Sister Lingsha, Bai Lu, the Dragon Lady of the Alchemy Commission, also came here.】

Livestream channel.

"Good grief, before the duel, the three most powerful physicians on the Luo Fu Xianzhou came. There's really no one like them."

"Is this a specialist consultation?"

"God, 'specialist consultation', hahahahahaha, are you trying to laugh me to death?"

"Maybe it's to handle any injuries in time."

"The three of them appearing together is a powerful lineup."

【March 7th looked at Jiaoqiu, Sister Lingsha, and Bai Lu, and said worriedly: "Sigh... I'm about to duel Scott, why do I feel like my martial arts haven't made any decisive progress!"】

【"Can I really defeat Scott like this? Worried!"】

【"Is there no elixir that can open up the meridians, improve cultivation, and strengthen the body in a short time? You know, the kind of medicine that makes you a peerless evil sword immortal as soon as you eat one!"】

【Stelle complained helplessly: "Are you a Disciple of Sanctus Medicus?"】

【March 7th heard this and said quickly: "Sigh, sigh, sigh! I wouldn't dare to say such things in front of these physicians! I'm afraid of being sent to the Seat of Divine Foresight!"】

Livestream channel.

"Little March, oh little March, you still haven't given up on the fantasy of miraculous medicine."

"You're afraid of being sent to the Seat of Divine Foresight, but why do I feel like your words just now have the flavor of the Disciples of Sanctus Medicus?"

"Hahahahaha, I have to say, the Trailblazer's complaint is very sharp."

"March, just stop thinking about that elixir."

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