Chapter 304: Honkai: Star Rail — The Xianzhou General Won't Dream of a Yandere Chapter 004 Special Extra

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

First of all, this is not an apology chapter.

Old fans know me; if you've been in the Penguin group, you know even better what kind of person I am.

(Mysterious number: 959334696)

I'm willing to joke around with everyone, and I'll ask you all about plot points I don't understand.

I'm posting this chapter today for no other reason than to question human nature on this issue.

Everyone says there are many gods in the Honkai: Star Rail community, and the big dam is a god among gods.

But today I didn't encounter any gods in the game (though I run into them often, nearly had a Dao heart collapse)

However, I ran into a god on this magical Fanqie.

You might not know what situation this is, thinking the author is just chatting nonsense here.

So, no more talk, straight to the main topic.

This chapter's time is June 2, 2026. I beautifully finished uploading the chapter and was preparing to read Fan'er's new book, but I suddenly discovered a reply.

This god gave no warning whatsoever, just opened fire and took off after Lao Fan.

Let's call this god "Loyal Dog" for now.

I was stunned at the time; I thought, how did I offend this Loyal Dog of his?

Then I checked around — no prior cause, no outcome.

Then I thought about it a bit, and it turned out to be the Loyal Dog.

The cause was a bro of unknown gender who posted a few awkward emojis on the chapter where Kafka and Liu Ying kissed, then gave me a two-star rating.

I'll temporarily call him "Unknown Gender."

I read every single comment, so I'm very clear on this person.

So I replied to this neither-male-nor-female brother with one sentence..... triggered?

Then the god Loyal Dog appeared.

No warning, he just appeared there, and like a mimic replied to me with, "Fan takes off."

I checked; if I'm not mistaken, it's being protective of food.

Everyone flip through the comments and you'll know just how godly it was.

Actually I've seen plenty of gods, but one daring to jump in your face this blatantly — first time I've seen it.

Should say first time encountering one.

Has domestic quality gotten this low now?

I can't help but wonder about the world today — what kind of family could raise such a person?

An alcoholic dad? A gambling mom? A younger brother in school? A shattered... her?

Heh, even if it really is a "her" with the female character, I still won't spoil her.

Fanqie is free, typing is free too.

Real two-stars I've had; those controlling the score, whether out of good intentions or deliberate, I don't care.

I'm just a lousy fanfic writer; backstabs, being corrected — it's all routine.

There was a fan before, count as an anti-fan, I can't even find him now.

He told me back then to take Silver Wolf, I said okay!

I directly rewrote the earlier chapters, then arranged some scenes in Pinocchio, waiting for the subsequent conclusion.

Result: he seemingly didn't see my meaning, then added another two-star.

Then he went under others' comments to chain-comment, pointing fingers at how I should do this and that.

I was actually somewhat confused plus some — am I taking this too seriously?

Afterwards he seemed to have changed his name or something, I forgot.

Hope he can keep reading.

But this god Loyal Dog, also the only god among gods I follow, I really will remember.

Group fans said, don't bother, but as a normal person, I have reason to look after an orphan.

Though he lost Fan, he's got me; I can completely let bygones be bygones and be his guide.

He followed me, wanted to enter the fan group to open fire on me, then found there was a restriction, and like a clown quietly unfollowed.

Actually, typing to here, I'm laughing myself.

God among gods.

Being a Loyal Dog, yet not seeing it through to the end.

Not like a man.

Just like a eunuch in the palace — has the equipment but can't use it.

Incompetent, useless.

Look, even here, I as the author am still giving him a way down.

I unlocked the Fan Group 1 restriction, specially invited him, and he won't enter.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

He wouldn't think not entering means no trouble, would he!

His behavior has already made him a clown among gods, and I'm laughing my head off.

Xuan Ge looked at the latest chapter Shi Yun She handed over, his brow furrowing.

"So many orphans in Huan Yu? How is this one so divine?"

Hearing this, Ling Sha also glanced at that chapter.

"Emperor, no need to trouble yourself so much; think about Scott."

"True enough; at least Scott is a figure of substance, while he's just a clown." Xuan Ge chuckled, "Even Pure Beauty can't change this filthy thing; it's truly beyond saving."

Xuan Ge looked at Cang Ze, "You agree, don't you?"

Cang Ze sipped his tea and smiled blandly: "Hehe~ Naturally; a person like this won't survive the Dark Moon Calamity."

"Afraid he's scared pissless." Lu Yi immediately added.

"Hahahaha"

The three laughed heartily.

In the end, everyone just treats it as a bit of fun.

The new book is on its way, but today I dueled a god-person a bit, which made me want to rush two chapters of aerospace, so the time got delayed a while; just wanted to say sorry to everyone.

Sigh~

An author willing to look after this kind of god-person orphan like me — you couldn't find one even carrying a lantern.

Who can be like me, really.

Also, I'm really not Uncle Emperor.