Chapter 469

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

They say three women make a play; so what kind of sparks will fly when these three men get together?

The women all stopped vying for Xuan Ge, handing full custody over to Ling Sha and Da Li Hua.

There was no helping it — faced with the unbreakable Three Maggot Brothers, this group could only watch from the sidelines.

No one could easily set foot on this battlefield; even Xuan Ge was just a bystander here.

"I'd like to know — if Jing Yuan and the others win, what exactly can they do to Xuan Ge?"

Hei Ta directly buffed Ling Sha and Da Li Hua, and launched a key probing attack.

Right — if Jing Yuan's trio takes Xuan Ge away, what do they intend to do with him?

The Emperor's XP was trained by Da Li Hua to be wildly off the charts, far surpassing the Divine Might General era.

But then again, Xuan Ge has been to other worlds and has some similar counterparts — especially the Raiden three sisters and the master-disciple relationship with Jing Liu.

Then…

Next time Xuan Ge goes to another world line.

What if… they're saying what if…

What if there really is a Jing Yuan, what if there really is a female version of Ren, what if there really is a little blue mother dragon.

Then no need to think — Xuan Ge's taking them.

Hesitate even a second, and that's disrespect to Da Li Hua.

"Jing Yuan, mind your identity."

The fire had already been lit by Hei Ta, and Ling Sha followed up, starting to awaken Xuan Ge's XP to make him defect willingly.

Worst case everyone piles on together — anyway, if this bunch of imperial concubines can drain Xuan Ge's stamina dry, that counts as impressive on their part.

And this line of hers also needles Jing Yuan — even if he wins, it's a hollow victory; he can't exactly welcome a man into his bed, can he?

Of course, that's impossible — unless Jing Yuan is brought back by Xuan Ge.

"Ling Sha, why be so indirect?"

Da Li Hua interjected; she chose the most provocative line of attack.

"Even if you three win, you're not planning to force Xuan Ge to proclaim your status, are you?"

"Hey hey hey!" Xuan Ge clenched his buttocks in fright at Da Li Hua's words.

"Da Li Hua, cut it out — they just want to… with me…"

"Want to what with you?" Da Li Hua cut in. "Want to get drunk with you, Your Majesty, then sleep naked together?"

This firepower — truly worthy of Da Li Hua.

Kafka, Jing Liu, and the others nodded slightly, full of praise for Da Li Hua.

This looks like she's roasting Xuan Ge, but actually she's roasting the Three Maggot Brothers.

The others might not know, but Jing Liu knows clearly — back in the early days, Xuan Ge, Jing Yuan, and Ying Xing hung out together every day.

Every time she and Bai Hang went over, they'd find the three of them disheveled, passed out drunk on the bed, sofa, or floor.

Of course, there was also the seemingly aloof but actually frequently abducted by Xuan Ge in private — Yin Yue Jun Dan Feng.

Still, Dan Feng cared about face; he chose to go back to his room to sleep.

As for who shared a blanket on the bed — that was basically a lottery.

Today might be Ying Xing, tomorrow might be Xuan Ge, the day after might be Jing Yuan.

One dragon, three slept with.

Jing Yuan saw Da Li Hua's offensive was fierce, but he wasn't intimidated either — he directly played one of his trump cards.

"Da Li Hua, you know perfectly well Xuan Ge and I grew up bare-assed together since childhood."

Never mind growing up bare-assed — if Xuan Ge were a woman, he'd have married her long ago.

Xuan Ge's family background wasn't ordinary — both parents were Cloud Cavalry, but their ranks weren't low; both walked on knife's edge.

And Xuan Ge's home was near his, and the elders got along well; sometimes they'd all gather for New Year.

His own mother once sighed that if only it were Xuan Ge instead of Xuan Ge, they could have arranged a childhood betrothal.

"Jing Yuan, what are you regretting?"

Jing Liu noticed Jing Yuan's regretful expression after that line, and her heart sank.

"Heh, nothing." Jing Yuan smiled and shook his head, offering no explanation.

Then he looked at Da Li Hua and Ling Sha, waiting for their attack.

"So what if you grew up bare-assed — you still have to be on guard, don't you?" Da Li Hua chose a middle-ground tactic, blurring the concept.

She might not be a man, but she knows clearly that between brothers, there's never been baring of hearts — only guarding until death.

For instance, when the other goes to the toilet, they don't say a word like girls do — they just silently slip away.

Terrified that at the most vulnerable moment in life, they'll suffer an unstoppable attack.

Another example — like Shen Wei and Shen Ce: Xuan Ge goes to Luo Fu to poach people, while Jing Yuan guards against him like a thief, terrified Xuan Ge will gain an advantage.

In short: not afraid brothers suffer, only afraid brothers get ahead.

Hearing Da Li Hua bring this up, Jing Yuan, Dan Heng, and Ren fell into brief silence.

She's not wrong — the three of them have always been on guard against Xuan Ge, even though he's Emperor, they still guard just the same.

Ren: I really don't want Xuan Ge showing up like a sticky plaster blocking my toilet door whenever he has a new need.

Dan Heng: I really don't want the alcohol my past life, my past past life left behind to be wasted by Xuan Ge.

Jing Yuan: Nothing to say, Xuan Ge's been a bastard since childhood, I started guarding against him when we met, but I never managed to guard against him once.

"Hey, what do you three mean?" Seeing the Three Maggots silent, Xuan Ge immediately showed displeasure.

"This has nothing to do with you, step aside first."

Ren raised his hand and pulled Xuan Ge's chair back, shielding him behind himself.

The more Ren thinks now about that time he was cornered at the toilet entrance, listening to Xuan Ge yammer on and on muttering about the Divine Might Armor, the more furious he gets.

This is his lifetime's shadow; even now, every time he goes to the toilet he subconsciously wonders if Xuan Ge is within a hundred li.

Dan Heng glanced at Xuan Ge still there eating melon, and he sighed silently.

The situation is already like this, Xuan Ge really doesn't care, he won't get anxious until the fire burns his ass.

Dan Heng collected his thoughts and looked at Da Li Hua: "If you want to dredge up old accounts, this match will never finish."

"Want to decide victory and defeat in one move?"

Da Li Hua laughed, then looked at Ling Sha — this move is still better done by her, this absolute kill method, she herself feels inferior.

Receiving the signal, Ling Sha then stood up under everyone's gaze.

"Hm?" Jing Yuan felt something was off, felt Ling Sha was about to pull something big.

"Your Majesty~" Ling Sha stepped over to behind Xuan Ge, gently took the melon rind Xuan Ge held in both hands, and embraced him from behind.

The food in Xuan Ge's mouth wasn't finished chewing; he puffed his cheeks and quietly watched Ling Sha's side profile.

"Your Majesty, from when you took me in to now accompanying you, I'm very happy."

Three Maggot Brothers: Σ(°ロ°)!

Holy shit it's broken, Ling Sha has no martial virtue!

"Ling Sha you bastard..." Da Li Hua looked at Ling Sha in disbelief; she uses this move, how can I even respond?

So tonight Ling Sha gets to monopolize the experience?

"Ling Sha..."

Xuan Ge spoke indistinctly, but Ling Sha kissed Xuan Ge's cheek, cutting off his words.

"I'm already the prettiest feather on the wing, I can't just occupy the position, at least I have to give Your Majesty the chance to preen my feathers."

Three Maggot Brothers: Holy shit, Ling Sha's still C-ing!

This one sentence from Ling Sha directly ignited the high emotions of the concubines present, completely overwhelming the Three Maggot Brothers' momentum.

"Jing Yuan... we..." Ren looked at Xuan Ge who had already turned into female form, he exclaimed in a mutter.

"Lost..." Jing Yuan snapped out of his daze, then smiled in resignation.

He exerted all his strength, yet could not defeat Ling Sha.

Dan Heng didn't speak; he knew losing was inevitable.

The three of them have a good relationship with Xuan Ge, but there's a fatal flaw.

Should say, everyone present except Ling Sha has a fatal flaw.

That is no one accompanied Xuan Ge in Shen Wu.

Da Li Hua didn't, Hua didn't, Jing Liu didn't, even Fei Cui who once always cooperated with Xuan Ge didn't.

Only Ling Sha, she is the Elder-level by Xuan Ge's side.

Three Maggot Brothers: Sorry, couldn't let Lady Ling Sha enjoy herself fully.