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Chapter 490

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"Dali Hua, why are you in such a rush to take me away?"

Black Swan sat in the main pilot seat of the Shenwu Warship, asking the Dali Hua beside her with some curiosity.

"You said you're a bit hard to chase~ want me to know the difficulty and retreat~"

Dali Hua didn't explain, instead humming a little tune, the melody light and cheerful, yet making one's heart feel creepy listening to it.

"Stop singing, I keep feeling a chill down my back." Black Swan turned her head to glance behind, then shivered.

For some reason, she always felt something super terrifying was chasing behind her.

As if it were truly as Dali Hua's lyrics sang, catch up to me, and I'll give you my life~

"Nothing's wrong, we're driving a Shenwu Warship, no one dares take a second look."

Dali Hua gave a charming smile, not caring in the slightest about Xing Xiao who might be chasing from behind.

"You're not wrong, I have business." Black Swan heard Dali Hua was using a homophone, "Speak, did you provoke Jing Liu again?"

"What kind of talk is that?" Dali Hua blinked, looking innocent, "Jing Liu and I are bosom friends, sisters by bond."

"Hmm, then it's Xing Xiao." Black Swan wasn't distracted by Dali Hua's nonsense, she immediately locked onto the target.

Dali Hua straightened up slightly, curiously hooking Black Swan's chin: "How did you know?"

"Hard to guess?"

Black Swan disdainfully batted away Dali Hua's claw.

"You don't dare provoke Ling Sha, Kafka isn't here, Yao Guang has the Crown Prince, only Xing Xiao is easy to bully."

"Xing Xiao also has a Crown Prince, you wouldn't have forgotten, right?"

"That's the Destruction Crown Prince, and he's not on the Xian Zhou, if you bully Yao Guang, forget the Crown Prince acting, just the Crown Prince faction would be enough for Xuan Ge to handle."

Speaking of this, Black Swan found it somewhat strange.

"Come to think of it, you bully Yao Guang, have the Crown Prince faction report to the Emperor, finally have Xuan Ge deal with you, isn't that your usual trick, why not use it this time?"

"Looks like you've gotten smart too."

Dali Hua first praised Black Swan, then stated a terrifying fact.

"I bullied Xing Xiao."

"Oh, just that." Black Swan replied indifferently, this bullying of hers Xuan Ge's kung fu, truly worthy of her.

"Wait, who did you bully?!"

"Why are you shouting so loud?" Dali Hua rubbed her earlobe, then said: "Xing Xiao."

Black Swan stared wide-eyed: "Is it recent?"

"Just happened." Dali Hua smiled faintly, nearly scaring Black Swan senseless.

"Truly worthy of you, Dali Hua, no wonder they say you're the number one at seeking death in the Huan Yu."

Black Swan broke into a sweat, she didn't hesitate, directly changing course.

The Garden of Recollection can't be reached, Xing Xiao's probably bringing a whole army chasing behind.

"Look how scared you are, you're a Consort too, your sword isn't dull either."

"Sorry, I'm not you."

Black Swan set the warship to autonomous navigation, starting full speed ahead.

"If Xing Xiao really catches up, don't blame your bestie for abandoning you."

What a joke, doesn't she know Xing Xiao is in a sensitive period right now!

And bullying anyone is fine, even Ling Sha would be fine, but it absolutely cannot be Xing Xiao.

Because from some unknown time, Xing Xiao and Xuan Ge's time together grew longer and longer, every time ending in complete exhaustion.

Then weakly saying things like "Xi Pei you bastard", "Xi Pei don't touch my husband" and such.

Since then, even when Huan Long wanted to destroy a rice bowl together with Xing Xiao, Xing Xiao would have a stress reaction, not wanting to be with Huan Long.

Xing Xiao is truly on the verge of exploding.

And this mischievous Dali Hua, actually took advantage of this sensitive period to bully Xing Xiao.

"Truly plastic sisters, you being this heartless makes me a bit excited."

Dali Hua's purple pupils shone with red light, making Black Swan's scalp tingle.

"Sorry, I refuse a relationship with a female colleague."

Black Swan didn't want any solo action with Dali Hua.

"Just teasing you, seeing you bristle is really cute."

Dali Hua reached out to wipe Black Swan's cold sweat, and comforted her: "Xuan Ge will stop Xing Xiao, after all, when it comes down to it, he's also at fault."

"That's all because you taught him too well!!"

Black Swan struck back, she couldn't stand Dali Hua dumping all the blame on Xuan Ge.

This is clearly because Dali Hua trained him too well, ruining Xuan Ge for life.

Dali Hua didn't care, blurting out a shocking statement.

"But he got hard."

Black Swan: "..."

Fine, what else can she say, truly worthy of Sister Hua, not subtle at all.

Shen Wu Xian Zhou, inside Herta Kong Jian Zhan.

Xuan Ge, hovering between deep sleep and staring at the blackboard with eyes open, suddenly jolted awake.

"Holy shit, has the Antimatter Legion attacked?"

This exclamation from Xuan Ge directly made La Di Ao stop his chalk.

Then everyone looked toward the window in unison, only to see dense Doomsday Beasts flying toward the imperial palace, covering the sky and blanketing the earth.

"Someone's rebelling?" Na Ke Xia's eyes lit up, and she immediately moved to take out pen and paper to record this moment.

"Eat my Thunder Plow Hot Knife!" Xuan Ge acted decisively, striking Na Ke Xia unconscious with a knife-hand blow.

"Your Majesty, why would you do this? He is a historiographer; he has the right to record everything."

La Di Ao supported Na Ke Xia and began to seek justice for him.

"Cough cough, this is clearly Xing Xiao replenishing Our private treasury; this is a royal private matter, not to be spread outside."

Xuan Ge coughed awkwardly, then found a lame excuse to quibble.

If I guessed right, these Doomsday Beasts gathering at the imperial palace probably means Xing Xiao discovered the matter of the Thick Gift Crab.

And judging by this formation, Xing Xiao is preparing to send troops to conquer the Thick Gift Crab.

"Since it is Your Majesty's family affair, then please handle it; don't cause panic."

La Di Ao knew Xuan Ge was talking nonsense, but he could not question it; he could only go along with his face-saving gesture and give him a way down.

"Mm, beloved minister's lecture has benefited Us immensely; whatever reward you want, go find Sha Jin."

After Xuan Ge finished speaking these words, he left Herta Kong Jian Zhan.

If he didn't hurry to stop it, the volcano in the harem would probably erupt.

Waist: I can still fight!

Arriving above the imperial palace, Xing Xiao saw her husband.

However, she did not regain her senses because she saw Xuan Ge; instead...

Yandere value: ∞%

"Darling, are you going to kill the Thick Gift Crab together with me?"

A gentle tone spoke words that sent a chill down Xuan Ge's back.

Thick Gift Crab, this pink light.

The original purple-white pupils had already vanished; appearing next were pupils that had lost their highlight, solidified pink.

"Xing Xiao..."

Xuan Ge had just opened his mouth when Xing Xiao pressed a forefinger against his lips, cutting him off.

"Shh~" Xing Xiao revealed a sweet yet terrifying smile. "They say to catch a man, you catch his stomach."

Xuan Ge's brows furrowed slightly; what does this Xing Xiao want to say?

What catch his stomach?

"But this trick doesn't work on you at all."

Xing Xiao shook her head to herself, then stroked Xuan Ge's cheek and circled behind him to embrace him.

"However, I have a method that can both satisfy your Thick Gift Crab fetish and catch your stomach."

"Darling, do you want to hear it?"

Xing Xiao blew a breath of air into Xuan Ge's ear.

"Wh... what method?" Xuan Ge felt something was wrong; Xing Xiao seemed to have gone mad.

"That is, mince the Thick Gift Crab into pieces, then I'll make it into a rich broth and hand-feed it to you."

Xuan Ge:!!!

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