Chapter 497

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"Wow, not only is there Xuan Ge, there's even Fu Xuan~"

Xing looked over and saw a pink-haired, white-silk-clad petite figure; combined with Fu Xuan's hairstyle and Xian Zhou style, she recognized her as Fu Xuan at a glance.

"Pretty similar, but lacks Fu Xuan's temperament."

Xuan Ge gave his evaluation; this group of cosplayers indeed had some substance — even the chests were replicated one-to-one.

When the Xuan Emperor took the stage, a crowd swarmed forward, while Zhen Zhu brought company armed forces to block them.

And as the receptionist, she greeted them with a smile.

"Your Majesty, welcome to the Two-Phase Paradise……"

But Zhen Zhu's words weren't finished before that fake Fu Xuan immediately shouted.

"Xuan Emperor! I want to protest! I want to speak up for the small ones! You can't treat Consort Fu like this!"

"Right! Just because the Xuan Emperor likes big ones! This causes flat-chested girls to be naturally inferior by one level!"

These people shouted, raising protest banners.

But this wasn't even the most outrageous part; there was something even more abstract.

"Bullshit! The Xuan Emperor clearly likes lolis! Otherwise why would Ke Lü De La and Fu Xuan be among the imperial consorts!"

"Exactly! The Xuan Emperor defiled pure beauty; he actually took the flat-chested Hei Ta! This is a betrayal of the Xian Wu Xuan style!"

Hei Ta: I'll make the Two-Phase Paradise fly!

Of course, more abstract wasn't the limit of the Two-Phase Paradise, but the limit of outsiders.

"Insolence! We are the Shen Wu Army! Drag these unruly people away, execute them all!"

Even more divine people appeared — a group of cosplayers wearing Shen Wu Army armor, weapons in hand, began performing their duties, suppressing the unruly populace.

This whole set of operations played out; even Xuan Ge, who had seen great storms, couldn't hold back his composure.

Likes lolis? Betrayed the Xian Wu Xuan style?

What kind of nonsense is this!

"Take them all away! Immediately notify the peace officers!" Zhen Zhu had no time to deal with these people, and directly suppressed them.

However, she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart; fortunately they didn't mention Zhi Neng, otherwise Xuan Ge would really want to escape the Two-Phase Paradise.

She had just heard this whole combo and nearly couldn't keep a straight face.

"Goodness… enthusiastic enough."

March 7th recovered from the full-body heat, she clicked her tongue twice and took photos.

Too absurd; worthy of the Two-Phase Paradise — this place truly doesn't keep idle people.

These words are fine said in private, but these people truly aren't afraid of the Shen Wu Army descending and throwing them all into You Qiu Yu.

She had heard Chang Ye Yue say that among Xian Zhou's ships, only the Shen Wu's You Qiu Yu is very idle.

So, if the Ten Kings Offices of Shen Wu hear this — insulting the Xuan Emperor — they'll be more anxious than the Shen Wu Army.

Even the Shen Wu Army doesn't dare compete with the Ten Kings Offices' people over arresting criminals.

"Cough cough, let's leave here first."

Xuan Ge had no moves left; he's 800+ years old and fears online violence.

"Mhm~" Zhen Zhu gave a slight bow, then introduced the Jifeng Dragon Train and the Station Master while walking out of here.

After coming out, Xuan Ge saw many people taking photos and checking in; seeing this group were all normal people, Xuan Ge didn't order them driven away.

"I want to stroll around, experience this Two-Phase Paradise where divine people emerge in droves."

Xuan Ge brushed his body and changed into sunglasses and a Thunder Eggplant Half Sleeve, plus those big boxers and super slippers.

"Sure, then I'll lead the way." Zhen Zhu wanted to be a guide, but Xuan Ge refused, "Hey, gotta have mystery."

Zhen Zhu froze, then puffed her cheeks with some dissatisfaction, but still listened to Xuan Ge.

"Fine then, I'll wait for you at Zhu Xing Da Sha; remember to come."

He'd already changed into this outfit that made A Ge Lai Ya's two eyes go black; Zhen Zhu had nothing more to say.

She only hoped Xuan Ge wouldn't follow local customs and become the most divine person in the Two-Phase Paradise.

After all, this matter is recorded in Pinocchio.

That road Xuan Ge raced on and that rooftop with some Path Unfolding — all became tourist attractions.

And Robin couldn't stop it, could only tearfully turn that place into one of Pinocchio's must-play items.

"You guys go; me and Welt will go check on Ren."

Ji Zi didn't choose to go on a date with Xuan Ge, but went back to check on Ren.

After all, he swapped places with Dan Heng, plus Xuan Ge came over, and he still hasn't come out of the room.

Xing Jian might have truly stimulated Ren, so she went to check on him in Kafka's place.

"We'll contact by phone then." Xuan Ge didn't refuse; after all, the bell must be untied by the one who tied it.

Ren not coming out — most likely he's thinking about how to turn Dan Heng into Dan Ning.

So Ji Zi going over is just walking into a trap.

As for why not stop her — that's absolutely not because she wants to see Dan Ning.

Really.

"Yay~" Seeing Ji Zi leave, Xing Jian immediately grabbed March 7th and the summer-outfit Xuan Ge and started shopping.

But after only a few steps, an unexpected person appeared.

"Emperor, have you missed me~"

"Whoever has feelings for her, I'll laugh at them." Xing stepped forward to block in front of Hua Huo, revealing an expression of looking at a brat.

Ever since learning the term 'broad-minded and tolerant,' she was T1-tier through and through, except she couldn't compare to Da Li Hua and Huan Long.

Change clothes and instantly kill Xing Xiao.

"Little Raccoon, your words make me so sad."

Hua Huo put on an aggrieved look, but her gaze kept watching Xuan Ge.

"Emperor, I can stomach t……"

Xuan Ge's eyes and hands were quick, directly reaching out to cover Hua Huo's mouth that was about to utter a fatal word.

"Stop fooling around, I'm Xuan Ge not the Emperor, I'm here to play."

Xuan Ge saw a woman in OL attire smiling as she walked over, he thought his cover was blown.

"Hehe, are you few new visitors? Don't know if you're interested in joining the Happy Smile Research Society?"

That sexy woman in OL attire smiled at the crowd.

"Happy Smile Research Society?" Xing was puzzled for a moment, then puzzled again, "Research how to laugh?"

Her words attracted Xuan Ge, but it wasn't the phrase 'Happy Smile Research Society' that attracted him, it was this person.

Of course, he wasn't staring at the OL outfit with eyes on auto-aim, but how the hell did she have Shu Hu Rou on her?

Seeing Xuan Ge looking at that woman, Hua Huo broke free from Xuan Ge's palm, then directly jumped onto Xuan Ge's shoulder and sat down.

Hua Huo crossed her legs, held Xuan Ge's head, and looked at the salesperson before her with a smile she couldn't hold back.

"People of the Happy Smile Research Society, you've struck it rich."

"Good fortune?" That OL lady didn't take it seriously, only thinking this little miss was praising her.

"Thank you, ever since I had a smile, I've been very lucky, so I want to invite more people to join, so everyone can be lucky."

"Hahaha, she really, I'm dying of laughter."

Hua Huo laughed so hard her white legs shook on Xuan Ge's shoulder; she admitted it, these people were really brave.

"How does it feel like a cult organization?" March 7th looked at that woman's flawless smile; she always felt a chill down her back.

"I have a question, if I join, can you help me fight for the position of Xing Fei?"

Xing touched her chin, asking curiously.

The woman's smile stiffened, but the corners of her mouth didn't droop, nor did panic appear; just for some reason a walking lantern appeared.

"You refer to the Xian Zhou Four Imperial Consorts?"

"Mhm~" Xing nodded, "Good that you know, don't reveal Old Four's identity, or Er Xiang Le Yuan is done for."

The woman shook her head slightly: "Sorry, we cannot do that, but just as this miss said just now, if you join, you will have luck."

"Let's stop here."

Xuan Ge spoke to interrupt; he couldn't let Xing act stupid.

"Can't even snatch the position of Xing Fei, then you're still too low-end; we only join high-end ones."

Alright, Xuan Ge has already adapted to local customs; his way of handling things now is somewhat divine.

But divine as he may be, he wanted to see what this organization was up to.

Man Yuan: Total feeling my neck is cool, is it an illusion?