Chapter 499

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"What's the rush? You still want to pull a bread van's worth of concubines to Shen Wu?"

Seeing Xuan Ge get this worked up over a single "chest not small," Hua Huo...

If Taotie's power starts affecting Xuan Ge's mind at that time, wouldn't Xuan Ge have to say: "Mine, mine, all mine"?

"Cough cough, don't spout nonsense, careful I sue you for defamation."

Xuan Ge's old face reddened, and he also coughed lightly to cover up the awkwardness.

Just now he said Taotie's power was influencing him; he really didn't want to go see that Inspector.

"Mhm, then come play with me first; anyway, there's plenty of time."

Hua Huo twisted Xuan Ge's head, then made him walk toward Wumeng Coffee Shop.

"I'm thirsty, buy drinks first, you pay."

"I thought you were going to take me to Huanxi Tavern."

Hearing Xuan Ge's words, Hua Huo opened her mouth but did not reply.

Take Xuan Ge to a tavern...

If Xuan Ge saw his own statue sitting on a golden toilet, wouldn't he explode?

Arriving at the coffee shop, this is a chain store opened by cat phantom-weavers; there is coffee and desserts here, but it's best to consume directly after getting them.

"One family combo." Xuan Ge arrived at the counter, not forgetting to badmouth this brat Hua Huo.

Stomach t... this thing, he sees it every day on the harem concubines' bodies; nothing more than Hua and Ke Lü De La or Feng Jin being the most obvious.

So, he truly has no excessive XP for this aspect; only big lamps bouncing.

"Sorry... uh sir, we don't have that."

The clerk saw this Thunder Eggplant Half Sleeve, purple top yellow bottom outfit.

She only thought it was a Xuan Huang summer version cosplay.

As for why she didn't think of the real person, that's because it's too common here in Er Xiang Le Yuan.

The wind blown by Xuan Huang — not only big chests, but also that thunder yellow-purple getup — it's everywhere.

"Then two signature drinks."

Xuan Ge felt Hua Huo's legs clamping tighter and tighter, the back of his neck getting hotter and hotter; he behaved.

After getting the coffee, Xuan Ge thoughtfully helped Hua Huo insert the straw and handed it to her.

To avoid this brat pouring coffee all over his head.

"Hehe~ pretty gentlemanly after all." Hua Huo received the coffee and drank, "Help me take off my shoes."

Hua Huo half-removed her sandals, revealing white tender jade feet, toes even hooking lightly.

Seeing Hua Huo start her offensive, Xuan Ge also silently took the shoes, appreciating that tender little foot.

Mhm, still Xing Xiao and Ling Sha's are better; one dustless, one exotic.

Of course, Xi Pei and Kokolia aren't bad either; starry sky style.

"Scrub~ if you want to touch just touch~"

Hua Huo's lips curled; she had been waiting for this moment.

After all, a young girl's feet are more tender than those old women in Xuan Ge's harem.

"Sorry, I'm not a foot fetishist."

"Heh, then don't keep staring with your eyes."

Arriving at the Entertainment Plaza, Xuan Ge saw Xing and March 7th at the plaza's diagonal, seemingly playing some game.

"Scott is taking them two to play Galaxy Combat Party."

Hua Huo swayed her little feet, explaining to Xuan Ge.

"Also, there's your card here too."

"Galaxy Combat Party? Cards? And me?" Xuan Ge got interested, "Dare use Our image, not afraid Shen Wu Army will knock on the door?"

His portrait rights — besides Ren using a hat-tipping tactic when recruiting Silver Wolf — basically all need Shen Wu official authorization.

And after becoming Emperor, Xian Zhou officially made a hard statement: any authorization using Xuan Huang's image absolutely cannot be a parody!

Otherwise Shen Wu Army shows up; any explanation is invalid.

"That you have to ask your tycoon wife Zhen Zhu; and that card isn't a possession, but an easter egg."

Speaking, Hua Huo took out a Hua Huo card.

"Among the many character cards, as long as you throw a matching time point value, you can exchange for divine might's support."

"Support? Isn't that a bit weak?" Xuan Ge took the card and examined it.

One glance, combined with Hua Huo's words, he understood this is a game of comparing point values and skills.

"Weak?" Hua Huo laughed, "If using Xi Lian card, throwing her concubine's time point sequence, what you exchange for is an instant kill."

"Of course, this is just one function's use; for example, Bai E card thrown, the time he became Shen Wu Xiao Wei, he directly embodies Lieyang Ge."

Xuan Ge understood; normally it's all comparing points and skills, but adding easter egg nature, playability goes way up.

Although these are all balance-affecting numbers, you have to gamble them out.

"Oh right, also your little brother-in-law; he's always ranked first on Galaxy Combat Party's leaderboard, simply can't come down."

Hearing this, Xuan Ge nodded; Sha Jin has something stuck on him, that luck stat maxed out, even this Emperor can't compare.

"Not a bad idea, but this game title is bound to cause misunderstandings." Xuan Ge returned the card to Hua Huo; he had no interest in it.

He would never play this game, because even when he fishes he's gambling on probability.

So if he gets heated, if he gets tilted, it's easy for the Easter egg to become reality.

"Alright then, let's sit down and rest for a bit." Hua Huo put away the card, then pointed in a direction with her little toe.

"What, afraid I'll get tired?"

Xuan Ge had just walked toward the long bench when a crowd over there started shouting, and this drew Xuan Ge's attention.

"Hua Huo! Hua Huo!"

A group of people — students, staff — they gathered in the center shouting at the Hua Huo on the big screen above.

The white-haired, twin-tailed cute girl Hua Huo looked at the fans and the train crew below, and Xuan Ge at the edge.

Just when she saw Hua Huo riding a big horse barefoot on screen, a mischievous idea flashed through her mind.

"Family's enthusiasm, Hua Huo has received it, but this time I'm appearing here because there's something I need to tell you all."

"What does she want to do?" Hua Huo noticed the screen Hua Huo's gaze; she felt something was about to happen any second.

Before Hua Huo could react, Hua Huo spoke and sent the crowd into a frenzy.

"I might not be able to be a streamer for much longer, family."

Hua Huo emerged bodily from the screen, then pointed at Xuan Ge: "Because I am Emperor Xuan Ge's Xing Xiao."

Xing Xiao and March 7th's mouths gaped slightly, their ears went dark, unable to believe what they'd just heard.

And Xuan Ge's side was the same; he raised an eyebrow and stared wide-eyed, looking at Hua Huo in disbelief.

His first reaction wasn't anger, but recalling whether he'd done something excessive to Hua Huo.

The answer: yes.

Done it, but that was the Shen Wu Corps arresting by mistake, mistaking Hua Huo for Hua Huo.

"CS! She doesn't even have a chest! Why did you make a move! You should be shocked!"

The crowds, due to Hua Huo's salvo and the explosion, looked toward Xuan Ge; the troublemaker attribute erupted.

They didn't coddle Xuan Ge in the slightest.

Of course, they didn't coddle Hua Huo in the slightest either.

Flat-chested is flat-chested, these people directly said she had no chest at all.

The half-body protruding from the screen, Hua Huo heard this and her mouth twitched.

Just now, was she flamed by her own fans with an AoE attack?

"Truly worthy of you, Hua Huo, even roasting yourself."

After Hua Huo complained a line, she touched Xuan Ge's cheek and started to change direction.

"Run! What are you waiting for? Waiting for the Shen Wu Corps' cooldown?"

"Oh right right." Xuan Ge recovered; he grabbed Hua Huo's ankle and immediately ran across rooftops and walls, escaping from here.

Age 800+, afraid of cyber violence.

Xuan Ge: Help me, Mr. Shen Wu Corps!

Shen Wu Corps: Stay away from Xuan Ge Ge!