Chapter 501: Honkai: Star Rail — The Xianzhou General Won't Dream of a Yandere Chapter 496: Pink Big Mud Truck

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"My my, finally cleaned up all the troublesome people."

A woman's voice and the sound of high heels striking the floor came from the corridor.

Xuan Ge looked up and saw a white-haired woman wearing glasses and black stockings walking over.

She even held something like a paintbrush and sketchbook in her hand, writing and drawing away.

"Who are you?" Xuan Ge asked. He hadn't activated any powers, so he couldn't see through this person.

Ever since arriving at the Two-Phase Paradise, he had started enjoying his remaining life, so he didn't want to be that tired.

"En heng~ Who am I?" Xu Zhao arrived before Xuan Ge, with a stretch of empty floor between them.

She crouched down, smiling as she sized up the current Xuan Ge, and said with a smile: "May I draw a manga of the Xuan Emperor? Trust me, it'll definitely sell like crazy."

"Hah?" Xuan Ge raised his left eyebrow, looking at her in confusion. "You're this weird just for an authorization?"

"Cough cough, this has nothing to do with me."

Seeing Xuan Ge start pinning a big hat on her again, Xu Zhao hurriedly changed the subject.

"10% of the profits go into your private stash, how about that?"

Although there were portraits of Xuan Ge in the Two-Phase Paradise, those were all authorized by Zhen Zhu; no one dared question the Imperial Consort.

But she couldn't — she wasn't an Imperial Consort, so she didn't have that copyright.

Otherwise, if the Divine Martial Army showed up, she'd really get thrown into the little black room.

"Then can you draw me looking glorious and upright?"

Xuan Ge was tempted, but didn't agree immediately. After all, reputation — if it could be turned around, he'd still rather turn it around.

Otherwise wherever he went, that big reputation would follow him there.

Like Xiu Ye — just because her career line existed in his field of vision, Xiu Ye decided he was staring at her chest.

So, he still hoped to keep a clean name in the mortal world.

"Uh... Your Majesty, your reputation isn't something a manga can turn around." Xu Zhao adjusted her glasses, somewhat reluctantly.

What a joke — without the big one, it's as if the soul is lost.

And even if Xuan Ge wanted to reverse his reputation, there was simply no chance.

Sunday: MVP!

"Tsk~" Xuan Ge felt his belt loosen a bit, and kind of wanted to chat about daily life with Sunday.

"Then you draw it. I'll mention it to Zhen Zhu later."

Xuan Ge accepted the bribe. 10% of the manga publishing wasn't a small sum — enough for him to buy new fishing gear.

"Hehe, recording your deeds is also no easy matter."

Xu Zhao smiled meaningfully. Cause and effect, at this moment, had already connected.

The universe cannot lose Xuan Ge, just as Aha cannot lose Aki Vili.

"Feels like there's something in your words."

Xuan Ge stood up, wanting to continue asking where Xiu Ye and the others went.

But Xu Zhao didn't want to discuss further. She stepped aside, hands behind her back.

Buzz— a pink Big Mud Truck charged straight out of the darkness.

"Hey hey... hey hey!!"

Xuan Ge looked at that pink-haired girl, transformed into a Big Mud Truck, which reminded Xuan Ge of bad things he'd experienced in his past life.

He couldn't dodge in time and was struck square in the chest by the pink torpedo, both of them tumbling into the darkness.

Seeing Xuan Ge go where he ought to go, Xu Zhao snapped her fingers, and this place returned to being a normal haunted house.

"Don't give up on yourself, Xuan Ge. There are clearly plenty of big ones in the universe waiting for you to marry."

Xu Zhao drew the scene just now of Fei Ying crashing into Xuan Ge, keeping it as a draft to hook a thread of cause and effect between Fei Ying and Xuan Ge.

"If you want to thank me later, better to just collect the Joy. That way I can go out and play too."

Having settled matters, Xu Zhao walked toward the haunted house exit. Next she had to lay some groundwork for Xuan Ge, couldn't let him fall here.

"Hmm... heard Xuan Ge likes feminized brothers."

Xu Zhao, about to go make preparations, suddenly had a wicked idea flash.

Since she was going to take the initiative to link cause and effect, why draw normally?

"Right, Xuan Ge's reputation is already like this, so why would I draw something proper?"

The more Xu Zhao thought, the more fired up she got. She felt she truly was a genius.

If drawing a normal manga makes the universe remember Xuan Ge, why not just draw unofficial history?

Compared to official history, who doesn't want to read the Xuan Emperor's unofficial history?

Xuan Ge's harem smoke rises, Jing Yuan seven captures Da Li Hua.

Ling Sha seven enters Xuan Huang Palace, Li Hua severs Ying Xing and captures Dan Heng.

Xing Xiao cleverly employs a chain of stratagems, Huan Long captures Kafka alive.

Yao Guang bravely seizes the Xuan Emperor, Liu Ying overturns the propagation theory.

Jing Liu loses Xuan Ge through carelessness, the light boat has already passed the time of pure love.

Sky Feng Jin speaks wild words, yandere army defeated by the pure love emperor.

Ji Zi rode and shot Kafka; Xi Pei angrily severed her own daughter.

"Hehe, Xuan Ge Ge, if I write unofficial history, you won't get angry, right~"

Xu Zhao's mind conjured an outrageous plot; she couldn't hold it in anymore.

This unofficial history is truly too wonderful!

The schemed-against Xuan Ge, he didn't know that his future would have unofficial history flying all over the sky.

Because his vision went black, he was being sat on by someone.

"Eh? Where is he?" Fei Ying sat elegantly on the ground, looking left and right, didn't see Xuan Ge.

Xuan Ge didn't respond, but instead extended his hand into Fei Ying's line of sight, then pointed downward.

Fei Ying looked along the gesture, only to see a ponytail under her own JK Qun.

Boiling water takes time, but Fei Ying's face flushing red and jumping high only needed one second.

"Ah, sorry sorry~" After Fei Ying landed, looking at Xuan Ge who was wiping his nose, she continuously bowed in apology.

"It's fine, the one who suffered a loss is you, not me."

Hearing this, Fei Ying directly covered her face with both hands, thoroughly red all over.

"Wuwu~~ don't say it."

At the moment of the initial impact, she never dreamed that Xuan Ge's body was as hard as a wall forged by the Amber King.

That one hit where she rammed her head, she nearly fell into a coma.

"Put the embarrassing stuff aside for now, I have something to ask you."

Xuan Ge looked at the Feng Rao Jian Mu before him, then glanced at Fei Ying, confirming the relationship with one look.

"If you don't tell the truth, then go sit at a table with Shuhu."

Fei Ying heard this, immediately stopped being shy, and switched to being scared.

"No no no, I'm not going."

Fei Ying immediately explained.

"I saw in the Manga that you devoured the Luofeng Jianmu, I was afraid, didn't want to be eaten by you."

Her voice grew smaller and smaller, weaker and weaker, even carrying a sense of grievance.

"Hmm, Lai Gu Shi still has a bit of something."

Xuan Ge didn't answer Fei Ying's words, but instead recalled Sai Fei'er'er's frequent habit of stealing things.

Sai Fei'er'er's trickery corresponds to the Huan Le Path, and the Feng Rao Jian Mu before him was obviously stolen by Aha.

"Don't eat me~ don't eat me~ I'm not a bad person."

Fei Ying understood the Lai Gu Shi Xuan Ge spoke of, but she couldn't care about that right now, only begging Xuan Ge not to eat her.

"I didn't say anything, what are you afraid of?" Xuan Ge looked at Fei Ying in confusion, he had no intention of eating, just scaring her a little.

Although he is the Feng Rao Divine Chosen, his identity is the Xianzhou Emperor, and even more so the Xing Xing Divine Chosen.

The Enumerators' Feng Rao duty bound, he merely wanted to ask clearly.

Fei Ying spoke truthfully: "The aura on you makes my hair stand on end somewhat, and I also have that feeling of wanting to merge into one with you."

If only using eyes to look, Xuan Ge is very normal.

But if one reaches her level of strength, using aura to sense, that really drops SAN Zhi a lot.

Xuan Ge's aura has that terrifying feeling of gorging oneself, plus the Feng Rao compassion's assimilation.

Really really very very scary.

This is simply a walking calamity.

"You saying that reminds me instead."

Xuan Ge saw Fei Ying's scared look, he reached out and rested his hand on her shoulder, fingertips pressing lightly.

"I just perceived, looking at you, there really is a kind of feeling of looking at delicious food."

Fei Ying: Ying!!!