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Chapter 506

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"Despicable I'm going right now instantly!"

"Fall in love with the Thunder God!"

Thump-thump, thump-thump music mixed with Bai E and Wan Di's tone-deaf singing, like two saws sawing back and forth on everyone's eardrums.

The two twisted and danced like ghostly scrawls, movements growing more distorted the more they danced.

"Sister, can I send those two to the Underworld for some quiet?"

Bo Lv Qian Ya really couldn't take it anymore, these two only know how to sing this one!

Never mind the tone-deafness.

Why shout so loud!

"Little sister, let's do it together."

Xia Die smiled, then went up together with Bo Lv Qian Ya, both placing a hand on Bai E and Wan Di's shoulders.

"Hm?" Bai E and Wan Di looked back, then both eyes went black, falling into infant-like sleep.

The thump-thump sound still rang, Xia Die went up and turned off the music.

"Ah... the world is quiet."

Ke Lü De La's wail, good thing these two sisters stopped it, otherwise she would have executed them on the spot.

"But speaking of, has your power increased?"

"Mhm, the Emperor feared we'd be bullied, so he used karma to expand our ability range, now we sisters can affect non-Weng Fa Luo Si life."

Xia Die grabbed Bai E's hem and threw him onto the sofa.

And Bo Lv Qian Ya grabbed Wan Di's wrist and threw him onto Bai E.

"I see, so he really does spoil the sister pair."

Ke Lü De La felt some jealousy, not much, just right a jar's worth.

But jealousy aside, she really liked Xuan Ge's unreserved treatment of Weng Fa Luo Si.

Xuan Ge did this to balance power, otherwise Weng Fa Luo Si was too weak.

Besides Xi Lian and Bai E, they were like free gifts, very inconspicuous.

"Hehe, Ke Lu, if you want it you can just ask the Emperor, after all he can even let you sit the Dragon Throne."

Xia Die chuckled, then sat down together with her little sister.

Before, when Ke Lü De La saw the Dragon Throne, her eyes shone, wanting to touch it, but due to her identity she could only watch.

Later Ling Fei discovered it, reported to Xuan Ge, and that's how Ke Lü De La later sat on the Dragon Throne.

Ke Lü De La's face reddened at those words.

"Tch~ don't mention that."

Sitting the Dragon Throne was indeed very happy, but she wasn't excited.

Because at the time, she was completely sitting in Xuan Ge's arms.

She accompanied Xuan Ge through no less than a hundred documents, but Xuan Ge had zero reaction, clack-clack processing documents!!

She was about to break down.

"Oh my~ Ke Lu don't be discouraged." Xi Lian reached out and stroked Ke Lu's hair strands, then smiled meaningfully at Feng Jin.

"Don't... don't, that time I didn't do it on purpose."

Feng Jin's little face reddened, thinking of Xuan Ge's myriad experiences, her legs went weak.

"Hmph~ Feng Jin that's cheating, to truly make me submit, it'd still be Ti Li Xi Pi Ao Si and Hai Se Yin."

Ke Lü De La softly snorted, she really couldn't accept Feng Jin actually using yandere to trap Xuan Ge.

Of course, she'd never say she fundamentally doesn't know how herself.

"Hehe, Ke Lu, haven't you noticed someone's missing?"

Ti Li Xi Pi Ao Si, the one named, pointed at Ke Lü De La, indicating Hai Se Yin was gone.

"Hm?" Ke Lü De La turned her head, discovering Hai Se Yin who had been sitting beside her was gone.

"Where is she?"

Yeah, where is Hai Se Yin?

"Your Majesty, how did you manage to lose the bait every single cast?"

In the waters off Hai Yuan Shi's beach, Hai Se Yin pinched Xuan Ge's fish hook, then hooked a passing lucky fish onto it.

The fish felt pain, sensing it had fallen for this sea demon's trick, it began frantically thrashing.

"Here it comes, here it comes." Seeing the fish hooked, Xuan Ge immediately used his 800+ fishing technique to contest strength with the fish.

"My god, is this for real?"

Sai Fei'er'er watched, a fish actually daring to bite Xuan Ge's hook, she felt like she saw something as absurd as Xuan Ge who only likes lolis.

"Hmph, still quite some fight, watch me destroy it in one hit!" Xuan Ge stopped holding back, he was going to use super strength.

"Your Majesty, doing that will lose the hook..."

Man Yuan was about to remind him, then saw Xuan Ge frozen in place, the fish hook empty.

Okay, even if Xuan Ge cheats, he's still a clumsy pen.

Pfft.

Hearing the laughter, Xuan Ge glanced sideways.

"Sai Fei'er'er, did you laugh?"

Keeping a straight face, with an art style like JoJo's, Sai Fei'er'er looked at Xuan Ge seriously.

"No."

"Tsk~" Xuan Ge was somewhat irritable, then glanced at Sai Fei'er'er's fish bucket, then at his own.

Alright, even angrier now.

"Hai Se Yin, find me a whale, damn it I don't believe this!"

Xuan Ge used Harmony Resonance to contact his helper in the sea; if this continued he would lose.

For Sai Mao Mao and A Ge Lai Ya, he could not lose!

In the sea, hearing Xuan Ge wanted to fish a whale, Hai Se Yin's brain crashed for a moment.

But she had no choice; Xuan Ge had worked himself into a rage, she still wanted to find a way to placate Xuan Ge.

Hai Se Yin took out a backup prop — a small seashell.

Yes, Hai Se Yin repeated her old trick; since Xuan Ge wanted to catch a big one, why not her?

Clamping the seashell onto the fish hook, then Hai Se Yin opened her mouth and held it, and tugged lightly, signaling Xuan Ge could fish her.

"Hooked again?"

Seeing Xuan Ge's float sink again, Sai Fei'er'er felt Xuan Ge was cheating.

"I have eight hundred years of fishing experience, how could you lot compare?"

Xuan Ge smiled confidently; this time he controlled the force well, he would definitely hook a big guy.

"Hai Se Yin... could it be you..."

A Ge Lai Ya put away her phone; she seemed to have already guessed the final answer.

Just now, Ke Lü De La sent her a message, asking where Hai Se Yin was.

Getting this news, combined with Xuan Ge's technique of missing every cast.

The answer was obvious.

"Hahaha! Sai Fei'er'er, I'm just saying, this is definitely a big guy!"

Xuan Ge saw a black shadow surface from the sea, then immediately lifted the rod, preparing to end this match.

Sea spray exploded; Sai Fei'er'er went from shock at the fish's volume, then transformed into shock, finally surfacing an expressionless face.

Hai Se Yin took the fish hook from her mouth; strands of crystalline saliva glittered under the sea light, like scattered stars.

Hai Se Yin wiped her saliva, then smiled and greeted Xuan Ge.

"Emperor, congratulations, tonight I am yours."

"This can be caught too?" Man Yuan voiced confusion; she didn't recognize which consort this was for a moment.

Xuan Ge kept a straight face; he questioned: "Hai Se Yin, where is my whale?"

Hai Se Yin pointed at herself: "I am it."

"You, Hai Se Yin, so you were helping Xuan Ge cheat."

Sai Fei'er'er walked forward dissatisfied; she really thought Xuan Ge had wised up, didn't expect it was cheating.

"I am the Sea Consort; at this moment what His Majesty most hopes for is to hook me."

Hai Se Yin gave Xuan Ge a face-saving way down he had to take.

The meaning of these words: with her here, Xuan Ge would not come up empty.

"Mm, with the Sea Consort assisting, very good."

Xuan Ge was played in the palm of Hai Se Yin's hand; this step down he had to take.

Being known for liking big ones spreading across the universe was one thing; if coming up empty also spread north and south of the great rivers, he'd be no different from finished.

Hai Se Yin ignored Sai Fei'er'er's bristling; she went up and intimately hooked Xuan Ge's arm.

"Emperor, the seawater in my belly is a bit blocked; tonight can you help me clear it?"

"OK!"

PS: Originally wanted to take a day off, but you guys need rations, so I kept writing.

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