Chapter 567
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Protagonist:
Xuan Ge
"The Conductor's driving skills truly don't fall short of back then."
Hearing my praise, Pam's little face flushed slightly.
"Wh-which... there's no such thing, Pam~ This is just normal driving; this passage on the Shen Wu Xian Zhou leading to another world was opened by the Emperor."
"Hehe~ The Conductor is truly modest."
Gui Ji laughed, then pointed ahead at the warship about to collide with them.
"Conductor, are we... going to get into an accident?"
"Hm?" Pam stood on tiptoe, then immediately stared wide-eyed.
The Astral Express collided with that warship that had suddenly appeared, without making any sound at all.
Moreover, the train didn't shake at all, as if it had hit a phantom.
"Th-this... what situation is this?"
Pam adjusted the hat on its head; it couldn't quite understand the current situation.
And at the same time, it was afraid it might get points deducted from its license for not driving the Shen Wu regulation route...
"Little rabbit, this situation is that you were speeding, oh~"
A charming, captivating voice rang out beside Pam's ear, making all the fur on its body stand on end.
"It... it's that woman, Pam!"
This voice is unmistakable; it's absolutely that Consort Li who eats rabbits!
"That woman?"
Da Li Hua straightened her waist, looking at Pam with a smile.
"Conductor, we've met a few times, but why are you so afraid of me this time?"
Feeling someone talking behind her back.
Who exactly is it, this is so hard to guess.
"Consort Li, don't scare my Conductor; it's timid, you know that."
Gui Ji picked up Pam and placed it on the driving control console.
Da Li Hua's arrival, he knew perfectly well; he knew this woman had some scheme to find Xuan Ge to play thrills again.
"Hehe~ So it's back to being my identity?"
Da Li Hua waved her hand, and the demon tail behind her followed with a slight sway.
"The Conductor likes this identity, then I am it."
Gui Ji shrugged, then asked: "Consort Li coming here, presumably not to chat; you want to hitch a ride?"
"Mhm~" Da Li Hua nodded. "The Emperor used causality to open the transmission gate; this means the Emberlight crisis has been resolved."
She looked at that passage woven with blue-gold causal threads, suddenly smiled, then said nothing.
Pam looked at Gui Ji, then at Wo Jian.
This simple Conductor instantly understood; wonder if Wo Jian understood...
But judging by his silent look, he probably did.
"Wo Jian... I'm not clean anymore."
Pam felt it had been ruined by Xuan Ge; that time getting off the train for the banquet, it heard so many things about Xuan Ge.
The story was long, it loved listening.
But summed up entirely, it's just two words: big ones.
If you must add a bit of explanation to those two words, it's: Xuan Ge likes big ones, older in age, and also big.
"Uh..." Gui Ji saw the Conductor suddenly wilt; he didn't know how to coax it.
"Consort Li, since you're boarding, go take a seat."
Never mind Pam for now; it's temporarily unimportant.
He has no lingering thoughts now; he just wants to find Xuan Ge, then unleash the resentful yandere he's been holding back for a long time.
Coaxing a female yandere, Xuan Ge is pure trash.
So, he wants to see how Xuan Ge will coax him.
Thinking of this, did Gui Ji forget who had resentment just like him...
He previously still wanted to pull them over as an ally.
Forget it, if I can't remember it's not important...
Things have come to this; find Xuan Ge first.
The train began to continue driving, following the passage Xuan Ge provided, laying silver rails on one side while going full throttle, catching shrimp in the world line rift.
This is really catching shrimp; even Da Li Hua and Gui Ji had to steady the speeding Pam.
These causal threads aren't a straight line, but a bend followed by endless continuous curves.
Pam's little claws gripped the control stick tight, muttering nonstop, all rabbit language even it couldn't understand.
Inside the Observation Car, not to say it's better than the cab, it was a chaotic mess too.
Due to the train's sway, Xing couldn't stand steady and directly turned into a deep-sea torpedo crashing into March 7th.
The latter stared wide-eyed, didn't hesitate and immediately switched out.
Let the just-emerged, still-bewildered Chang Ye Yue take Star's headbutt attack full on.
Pfft!
Chang Ye Yue helped March 7th successfully spit out some drink residue, spraying it onto Silver Wolf's face as she still maintained a standing posture.
"Hey! Chang Ye Yue... no, stop quick!"
Silver Wolf was distracted from being sprayed in the face; she failed to stabilize, and saw Star and Chang Ye Yue's butts coming right at her.
"Yamero!"
Her exclamation did not stop these two attacks; Star and Chang Ye Yue's hot-blooded combination technique directly pinned Silver Wolf against the Observation Car's glass.
Silver Wolf was pressed against the glass; looking at the world line outside, she seemed to even see Lai Gu Shi's smile.
"I must have stayed up too late; how come the light I see lighting up looks like it was sent by Lai Gu Shi?"
Star and Chang Ye Yue did not respond to Silver Wolf, but that beam of light responded to her...
Blinding light flared; the three little ones were instantly swallowed the moment they looked over.
Teyvat.
Ying looked at the device Lai Gu Shi was fiddling with before her, one eye wide, one eye narrow, touching her chin, quite curious.
"Can this thing really shake out your so-called Shen Wu Corps?"
Lai Gu Shi said when he was scanning the universe, he perceived the special Hunt power of Di Gong No. 1, so he immediately made this launcher.
"Miss Ying, I'm not sure about this either; after all, that was only detected, not..."
Lai Gu Shi was about to say not guaranteed to succeed; after all, he was only calling, not giving an order.
But his words were not yet finished when Lai Gu Shi saw Star sit squarely on Ying with her butt.
"Ugh ah!"
Ying and Paimon let out a muffled groan, feeling like a whole bunch of people had sat on them.
"You guys... how did you get here?"
La Di Ao, who was debugging the device, saw Star, Yue Fei, Silver Wolf, and... Extinction Monarch Gui Ji — very surprised.
He glanced at Lai Gu Shi, but saw the other shrug, also not knowing why.
"Gonna die, Paimon!"
Paimon felt she was about to be sat to death by this ponytail-spiral woman; she didn't hesitate, directly chomping down on Silver Wolf's thigh.
But this one bite down, Paimon felt her teeth were about to shatter...
"Hm? Where'd a mosquito come from?"
Silver Wolf puzzled for a moment, then saw a little loli sitting under her, about to foam at the mouth.
"You guys... get off me quick!"
Ying hammered the ground, spat a mouthful of grass, and glared at the gray fur on top of her.
"Her dad's concubine!!"
Before Star and the others could speak, Gui Ji rose, looking at the shooting star streaking across the sky that resembled the train, cursing inwardly.
That big lily flower, when the light flared, took advantage of her inattention and shoved her off the train.
Gui Ji did not hesitate; he immediately gave chase.
"Conductor!! I haven't boarded yet!!"
"Wait for me!! Without you, how can I live on!!"
In the sunset, was Gui Ji's lost youth, and also Sunday and Dan Heng's bewilderment.
Inside Er Xiang Le Yuan, Sunday and Dan Heng looked at each other.
"What did they go do? Coming back to eat?"
End of Chapter
