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Chapter 642

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Protagonist:

Xuan Ge

"Zhu Ming's short-lived Hundred Forging, Yao Qing's fox people, the Vidyadhara Dragon Lords... how did this bunch end up together?"

Watching her son and Jing Yuan and the others leave, Xuan Mu also let out a sigh.

"Why bring that up? Are you afraid Xuan Er will be abducted?"

Xuan Ge's father reached out to help Xuan Mu remove her armor; he did not answer his wife's question just now, because this was something he could not say.

Words that harm unity are best spoken as little as possible; after all, their Logistics Army has fox people and Vidyadhara, even short-lived species.

"Ai." Hearing this, Xuan Mu sighed heavily once more.

"How is the son just like you? I'm now truly suspicious whether your Lao Xuan family's bloodline is some ancient remnant."

"Ai? How did this get turned onto me?"

Holding the armor in hand, Xuan Father leaned over to glance at his wife's expression, and then discovered it was full of disdain.

Satisfying.

"Nonsense, the root is in you; if not you, then who?"

She was truly convinced by her husband's brain — his head was full of nothing but combat thrill.

Reaching out to pinch Xuan Ge's father's ear, Xuan Mu grew angrier the more she thought: "Don't you see your son is about to be abducted by two fox spirits? How are your eyes even placed?"

Why is Jing Liu so good to her and Xuan Ge's father? Is that intention really the doting of a master toward a disciple?

There might be some of that; after all, a disciple's physical and mental health is still very important.

But...

Even if Jing Liu dotes, she doesn't need to be this intimate with Xuan Ge, does she? Going along with everything, like a little spoiled wife.

Just now when they discussed where to eat, Jing Liu wanted hot pot without a second thought.

How does she know Xuan Ge likes this? Jing Liu has only been here a few days; how can she act like she knows everything about Xuan Ge?

"Heh, what's the big deal? Xuan Er is just having his hand held by two big sisters; what's so... aaaaah!!!"

Sudden sharp pain came from his ear, immediately cutting off Xuan Father's muddled words.

"It's just having his hand held by a big sister?"

One sentence from Xuan Mu made Xuan Wu Di break into a cold sweat, suffocating as if a python were coiling around him.

"Dear, which big sister do you want to hold your hand? The one over a thousand years old who can tolerate anything, or the playful, cute, lively fox-person big sister?"

The scene of Xuan Ge being led away by Jing Liu and Bai Hang just before he left nearly triggered her.

Back then, this beast Xuan Wu Di, because he liked older women, caused all the women around him to have curvaceous figures.

But it seemed he found it unsatisfactory, so Lao Xuan set his sights on her, still inexperienced in the world.

That period of time, her soul was truly hooked away by this beast Xuan Wu Di.

Although the other party spouted cheesy lines non-stop, he wasn't just talk; he truly acted.

However, at that time, the ones pursuing her weren't only Lao Xuan; there was also a Childe from a Small Clan.

For the sake of older women, Lao Xuan really went alone to the meeting, scaring that Childe who had taken a fancy to her into urinary incontinence.

Although his heroics were speechless, at that time she had fallen into infatuation, love-brain overheated, simply unable to control herself.

Plus, in certain aspects, this beast Lao Xuan had abundant experience and skill, leaving her...

How could there be so many positions!

After this matter, she also chopped down this tree Lao Xuan that had been fertilized by countless predecessors, and claimed him exclusively for herself.

So, just now when Xuan Er was held by Jing Liu and Bai Hang simultaneously, she reacted so strongly.

Because back then, many women came knocking, attempting to snatch Lao Xuan away.

Among them were high-aged Xian Zhou Celestials of advanced age with great figures, and those fox people striking coquettish poses!

As for how she secured Lao Xuan, that was still because...

"Husband, you... can you put that pink away..."

Lao Xuan looked at the pink light emerging in her eyes, instantly recalling the fear of being dominated by Qiu Han.

Really, stop it; we're this old, we have a child, don't let the yandere act up...

"You didn't answer the question, nor did you choose to coax me; instead you chose to make me put away my stance?"

Xuan Mu's lips curled into an indifferent arc; she took out her phone and sent a message to Lord Jing Liu, indicating Xuan Ge need not return home tonight.

After sending it, she ignored the reply, tossing the phone onto the sofa, and hooked her kneeling husband onto the sofa with one leg.

"Wife, don't... it's still early; what if the child comes back..."

"Rest assured, tonight the son won't return; no one can come save you."

Xuan Mu removed her battle skirt, her eyes glowing with dense pink light as she looked at her own husband.

"The question just now has escalated; now husband, you need to tell me, why didn't you answer? Are you still thinking of your former fox spirits?"

Xuan Father: Do I have to die?

"Wife, you misunderstand; I'm already married to you, how could I still..."

Slap!

A jade foot no less than any woman's stepped onto Lao Xuan's face.

The force wasn't light, because Xuan Mu's white-jade skin thighs trembled along with it.

"Irrelevant answer. I'm giving you one last chance."

Although her yandere intensity is quite high, her brain ultimately prevails over her emotions.

Dealing with Lao Xuan requires using yandere intimidation, then carefully guiding that inherently battle-obsessed brain of his.

This way, the effect is doubled.

Even if he realizes it afterward, he can only show off in bed at the time; afterward he forgets it completely.

Men are like this — they'd rather go by kidney than by heart.

And when they do go by heart, they want to go by kidney the most.

"Tell me, how many ex-girlfriends do you have?"

Moving her foot away, seeing Lao Xuan's face showing tense enjoyment, Qiu Han immediately showed a disdainful expression.

The bloodline of Lao Xuan's family is truly divine; it can adapt to anything.

I truly hope my son never inherits this aspect; otherwise who knows, he might encounter a woman who can play very wildly, and then be ruthlessly trained.

"How many ex-girlfriends?" Lao Xuan frowned slightly upon hearing this question.

It seems before marrying Qiu Han, there were roughly... fifty?

There were four in the Jing Clan, plus Outsider Civilians and Fox People.

Of course, there were also some in the Vidyadhara lineage.

Since he likes a complete collection, naturally he couldn't leave out Zhi Neng, plus some other Outsider Races that fit his XP aesthetic.

But these are all things of the past; because he's marrying Qiu Han, he completely severed all relations.

Although some Vidyadhara and Xian Zhou Celestials still cling to him, those women were all KO'd by Qiu Han, and all cut off contact.

"Roughly..."

"Fifty-seven. You don't need to say roughly; I remember every single one dead clearly, even those short-lived species who have passed away, I remember them too."

Xuan Mu coldly interrupted the other's speech.

Letting him think — he really dares to think.

"Fifty-seven? Didn't even break sixty....."

This is exactly like the future Xuan Ge's same death-seeking behavior, instantly enraging the mother tiger currently holding back her anger right before her eyes.

"Quite a thought, wanting to break sixty." Xuan Mu looked down at her sweating husband from above, "Fifty-seven times tonight; one less and I'll chop you up."

"Fifty-seven times!? Do you think I'm some kind of superman?"

What a joke, fifty-seven times?

Do you really take me for some Abundance Emissary!?

Clang— Xuan Mu suddenly drew her sword.

"Seems you've misunderstood something; let me inform you for now — wife, you are the Challenger."

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