Chapter 49: The Mouth is the Root of Disaster

As usual, clicking and ticking repeatedly, she stared fixedly at the new game and animation information on the computer, but she simply couldn't immerse herself in it.

I chewed and swallowed the thick, salty taste while talking to myself.

(Still, it's fine, it's fine; he's a teasing jerk, but he basically doesn't get angry. No matter how much I provoke him, he doesn't get angry, so it's only natural that I get angry.)

That's right, it's just a cake given to Kalluto by someone who, for some reason, doesn't care much about themselves...)

"When eating something salty, one wants something sweet, so when you went to the washroom, you didn't order the Maid to bring it to Milky, did you?" he asked.

Of course, it is impossible for the Zoldyck family kitchen to be without candy for Milky to eat, but the candy they prepared was not the candy Milky wanted to eat today, and she began to get irritable; I sometimes noticed this too.

The Pound Cake that Kurt received from Sora and was told to "give to Killua" was unfortunately found now, and it was the perfect cake for Milky to eat now. So, ignoring the Maid's words, "That is for Master Kalluto...", I opened it without permission and ate the rest of it.

Milky has always been like this.

If it were Killua's, that rude younger brother might give up because he would try to destroy his Collection in retaliation, but Kalluto has had almost no obsession with food until now, so it is no longer a "Kalluto". The moment Miruki was told, "It's fine if I eat it," he ate it.

In the end, in the hallway back to the room, I didn't even feel sorry for Kalluto, asking: "Where did you get such cheap candy?"

Thinking about what happened later, Miruki held his head with both hands and thought: "Ah, trouble." This person still has zero self-reproach.

Miruki was stunned to see his younger brother, who was emotionally inferior to his older brother, suddenly turn pale and run from that blank face toward the kitchen.

Then, at the youngest child's unexpected reaction, Milky stood stunned in the hallway for a while, thinking "Well, okay," and then started walking toward the room. "!" The Kitchen Knife I brought from the kitchen was thrown at me.

After that, the siblings' quarrel erupted.

Unlike Illumi, Miruki has a short temper, and for better or worse, he has less affection for his younger brother, blowing all the way to the end of the hallway.

I was worried for a moment that my attack might slightly open my Shoko, but I concluded it was fine because I would have him do Training someday, and I ignored my brother who was crying and groaning at the end of the hallway. When he turned to go back to his room, Miruki finally knew what he had done to the words Kurt sobbed.

"... Brother... -san's... you idiot~... fly... give back the empty cake~..."

The all-too-familiar name "Sora" surfaced, and Milky's legs stopped involuntarily.

I remember many things I forgot because I wasn't interested. Come to think of it, she came with the intruder and tried to take Killua out.

For some reason, this younger brother has been attached to her since they cooperated last December.

Then... from the Maid, recalling the news heard from his father, when Milky learned that he could eat the cake, he turned as pale as Kalluto, returned to his room, locked it, and continued to escape reality.

Yes, escaping reality. No matter how much I tell myself, it's just a waste of time.

The woman "Sora" that Milky knows, not knowing whether she should be called a slightly older pen pal or an otaku boyfriend, never gets angry no matter how stupid or insulting Milky is about the work she likes. The replies that look angry are usually just stepping stones to introduce the bokeh, who is waiting to be in a hurry later.

That is why Milky has high hopes. Even if Kalluto cries to Sora, he will gently say "I will make it again" and end it.

... Although the Maid and his father informed him that his expectations might not be realized, he still looked away from this information.

Strangely, she didn't get angry or care about herself, but for some reason, when it came to others, even if it wasn't intentional, she would get angry and scold them as if it were for herself; she understood perfectly well what was wrong. I continued to avoid the information that I would not forgive before I reflected.

This is a thought process that the single-minded Miruki cannot understand; no wonder he cannot believe it.

But he was certainly reminded.

"Where is that self-centered, DV fat pig who ate Kalluto's cake without apologizing and then violently attacked the crying Kalluto?"

"Gaa!!"

The door of the fortress-level room was kicked open, and Milky's scream echoed throughout the Zoldyck main mansion.

However, no one came, not just the family, but also the Maid.

It seems that what Miruki did is already known throughout the mansion.

"Where is that damn fat Neet!!"

"Rather, what kind of monster are you exactly!?"

While swinging the 100kg Short Axe that Sora brought from the mountain cabin in Bampuro, he whispered with brighter blue eyes than usual, replying half-crying.

In fact, Sora's white hair was disheveled because he rushed over from the foot of the mountain, and what he was holding was what he was holding, so he could only be seen as a monster. Or, to put it bluntly, a Namahage.

In such a Namahage state, Sora swung the axe in his hand like a bat, slowly approaching Milky.

Since the room is large, the only damage at the moment is the door. Look at the other person's pale face.

"Who is a monster, who? Rather, I am a Hunter of monsters. Up to now, I have also come to eliminate those monster fat cat reserve diabetes armies who don't regret eating the little child's candy and making them cry."

"I am not a Neet!!"

"You only deny being a Neet, which impresses me. Do you know anything else?

I mean, you're not coming, are you? You should know what you did, not yourself. It's not bad to eat the sweets the little brother was looking forward to, and without even an apology, you were blown to the end of the hallway, and that's how it was decided.

Even Kikyo said, "I want to feed Killua," and he allowed me to say, "As long as he isn't dead."

"Hey! Seriously! Is that what Mom said when she saw your stuff!?"

Realizing the unexpected situation, Miruki pointed at Sora's axe and said, and Sora replied by patting his palm with the back of the axe.

"Don't worry, I won't use the blade part, I'll just hit you with the back. Of course, run a lap!"

"I'm going to die! Instead, use the blade and your eyes, kill me in one go!!"

"Okay, I believe you!!"

I don't know if it was intentional, but Miruki dug a grave, and Sora swung the axe wrapped in Aura, just as he said.

Although he is the ultimate indoor type, he is the second son of the Zoldyck family.

Instantly kneading the Aura, wrapping it around his whole body, and emitting the Aura to the extreme.

Even if it is the enhanced 'Ren', if you use 'Hardness' with all your might, it is impossible to cut it roughly, but Sora's eyes, no matter the material's strength or the material's strength, can pierce, tear, and kill. The total amount of Qi, I already know, I protected my head while praying: "Please, seriously, don't use your 'eyes'!!"

"... Sora~"

"! Kalluto!!"

Milky's bad luck didn't run out.

Just as Sora was about to attack, Kurt, who was still crying, came to the room where the door was broken and shouted for her; I threw it upward with great force and rushed directly toward Kalluto.

On the ceiling of Miruki's room, a 100kg heavy machete was deeply inserted, forming an unnecessary object that would not fall. As for the person who threw it, he seemed to have forgotten the existence of such a thing, hugged the crumbling Kalluto, and comforted him.

"Sora~~... Brother, Brother Milky... I told the Maid... I want to feed Brother Killua tomorrow, so I am looking forward to tomorrow.... But, but~~"

"Yes, yes, it's fine Kalluto, Kalluto has no problem, the one at fault is the Assassin, but that debauched fat man has no patience."

"It's okay, Kurt. I will make another cake for you, and from now on, I will eliminate the trauma of anorexia for those who are pre-diabetic, so that you can vent your dissatisfaction with your Collection here and there as you like."

"Everyone, wait a moment!"

"Yes!"

"Kalluto! That answer is excellent!!"

Just as the two were plotting a shameless revenge, and Miruki sat down and rushed in, the sect member who usually didn't reply glared at Miruki and roared.

"Noisy, I really hate Brother Miruki!! If you also destroyed something you cherished, I hope you can understand how I feel!!"

"Eat the cake from my Collection, and don't you dare follow me!"

Miruki was very dissatisfied with the sales pitch of the youngest child.

When Kurt was frightened by Miruki's aura, Sora hugged him as if to protect him, stroked his head, and told him.

"Ah, you really have grown up, and gotten fat. But Kalluto. I let you vent your dissatisfaction with your Collection, but there is no benefit in destroying it. Things are not guilty; if you go that far, Kalluto will also 'do too much.' You will be scolded for it, so don't do that."

"You smashed someone else's door, what are you talking about!?"

"The door, I'm sorry!! Right, this will be fine!"

While the person who put unnecessary things into Kalluto opposed destroying it, when he inadvertently made a statement that contradicted his actions, Sora apologized in a disgusting manner and forcibly reset his behavior.

Kurt smiled for a moment at such an exchange, then opened his tear-filled eyes, tilted his head, and said, "Then what should I do?", and Sora answered with a very good smile.

"The point is, don't take it apart, stick plastic wrap on it, and then doodle on it with a marker; it will be heart-stopping when you see it, but there is no real damage. I was a bit unnecessarily angry."

"Are you a Demon!?"

Although not as good as Miruki's, Sora's otaku hobbies made Miruki inadvertently scream loudly when he gave precise instructions on how to harass an otaku.

And Kurt's eyes were full of respect, nodding repeatedly. I am ready.

"In addition, the covers of the books on the bookshelf can be changed at will, or the contents of Game Software, CDs, and DVDs can also be changed according to the situation. I was annoyed because it was troublesome, and when I actually tried it, the professor was really angry; I guarantee the effect will be very good."

"What are you doing!? Kneel down and apologize to that professor!!"

Furthermore, when Sora suggested a very ordinary but very annoying harassment to Sora, Miruki rushed in to sympathize with this "professor" whose face and name he didn't even know.

However, Sora answered with a serious face.

"I have already finished about 500 apartments!"

"Who the hell is that!?"

"As expected, not even 5000 times!!"

"Why are you increasing it!?"

Kalluto had completely kept up with Sora's pace, continuing to rush toward her panting, while Kurt also forgot his anger toward Miruki and squatted down laughing.

However, Sora himself, who had been laughing, did not seem to be trying to grab it as usual; he was still very angry, rolled up his sleeves, and faced Miruki.

"By the way, Miruki, I will use the roast pork I got from my second test to force a diet, come quickly!"

For Kalluto, take out all the faces of the characters who can change faces at the same time, arrange them at equal intervals on Miruki's bed, and make a bed where beautiful girls guard you from morning to night!"

"Who would come out! Seriously, don't use that bed! It's just rough and traumatic!!"

"Eh? Where did the machete go?"

"Listen to me!! I threw you on the ceiling and turned into a disgusting thing!! Or rather, Kalluto! Seriously, do you want to make a trauma bed? Don't touch that mannequin!!!"

Miruki's actions were already well-known in the mansion; no matter how she shouted, her family and Maid would not come to save her.

Sure enough, when it came to Miruki's arrogance and meanness, everyone felt "I should reflect on myself properly," and perhaps even if Sora really cut off the meat and implemented a strict diet, it was complete torture, and there were no complaints. There was none.

So he only came for his own convenience.

Due to tomorrow's schedule, I had to get up early in the morning, so I wanted to sleep early, but it was normal to be angry if a certain amount of noise was generated in this mansion.

... Not to mention that the person you want to kill is the person you dislike more than anyone else.

"Ah, I can't stand being stuck inside, there's no other way. Miruki, can I use a Brush?"

"What!? What is a Brush!?"

"Sora! I'll have the Maid bring it!"

"Kalluto woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Kurt happily cooperated with Sora's worsening diet, ignoring Miruki's screams, and tried to walk out of the room...

"One"

"Ah? Wow!?"

"Gaga!!"

Hearing Kurt's voice, the moment Sora turned around, he twisted his body to avoid it, and five long, thick Needles pierced deeply into Miruki's Computer screen like nails.

And the person who threw them silently ignored his brother's heart-wrenching screams and said in a bad mood.

"Noisy"

With the appearance of the eldest brother Illumi, the noisy room became quiet.

Although not as strict as Killua, both Miruki and Kalluto had been educated by Illumi, so Illumi was the highest brother caste in this house.

So Miruki couldn't complain even if he ruined his performance, and Kurt's face was as pale as Killua's during the final exam, cold sweat dripping from his face, standing motionless.

Illumi's expression and mood shouldn't have changed that much; she was terrified by the fact that she was openly in a bad mood.

However, for the biggest reason for that bad mood, this expression and reaction were always the same.

For a moment, the appearance of a natural enemy made a face of "Pah!"

"What are you doing suddenly, you bastard with a Noh mask!"

"If you don't die, I will protect you no matter what."

"What kind of argument is that, it seems to be using the theory that it will definitely rain!?"

Sora's complaints received an unexpectedly immediate response and a large amount of sophistry.

By the way, the "rain theory that it will definitely rain" is "keep dancing for rain until it rains." In other words, just like the declaration of "I will kill you until I die," if I think Sora's complexion will turn pale, it is always like that, so once I get into it, I ignore it. Complain about it.

"I mean, what are you doing here?! If you're going to kill me, do it after you grind these 100 pieces of fat meat and put me on a diet! I will run away with all my might!!"

"Don't run, hurry up."

"Brother Illumi!?"

Leaving aside the lines in the first half, when Milluki heard his younger brother's remarks about not stopping the diet (body) and made a heartbreaking sound, Illumi looked at his younger brother for the first time and opened his mouth.

"I mean, what are Milluki and Kalluto doing in the first place?"

"I told you I didn't know!?"

Not to mention the two younger brothers, even Sora tilted his head and interjected into the line he was saying. Apparently, Illumi didn't know what special behavior Milluki had done in the mansion that made Sora go bald.

And he didn't seem to be against the diet (body) without knowing it.

Even Milluki was stunned by his brother's way of handling salt and almost cried, and Sora was also confused by his reaction.

And Illumi, still not knowing what was wrong with him, looked at Kalluto and asked, "What happened?"

I knew that if I told the truth, the asked Kalluto would not contact Sora again, but Illumi shouted at Kalluto who did not answer again, "Kalluto," more frustrated than before, I will answer like Killua's white skin.

"Mi, Milluki... my brother... um... Sora... I and Killua... gave me a cake... all... one person... I ate..."

"That's why I came to make this pig anorexic!"

The more Illumi heard what happened to the frightened Kalluto, the deeper his eyebrows furrowed.

After being scolded by Sora, the anger shifted from Kalluto to Sora, and Illumi spat out with disgust.

"Don't deceive other people's brothers."

"Milluki, don't cheat!"

"Yeah. About that, if you cheat, I'd rather respect you."

"Hey! Brother Illumi!?"

To Illumi's aggressive words, Sora replied as usual, but despite Illumi's unexpected response, two stray bullets pierced Milluki in the direction of the day after tomorrow, making a sound of protest.

Sora's reaction was unexpected again, and he asked without thinking: "Illumi, why do you treat Milluki like this? Isn't Milluki cute?"

Immediately after, Illumi seemed to be in a bad mood, but at the same time, she asked back in a normal and curious way.

"Do you think I'm cute?"

"Not at all."

"Hey! That's terrible!!"

Faced with Illumi's question, Sora immediately denied it, and Illumi was shocked by his brother's reaction of nodding to say "I'm relieved," but Illumi had no way to complain, so Milluki complained to Sora.

However, Sora looked at Milluki, and although there was a slight apology on his face, he said it without asking.

"No, I'm sorry, Milluki. I usually like you in terms of email and social networking, but as a person, far from being cute, you are not good at all."

I think it's wrong to judge a person by their appearance, but for a fat person like you, it's really not okay. It's impossible. If you were a sumo-type fat person, it would be completely fine, but a fat person like you who can't control himself, is too selfish, and too dependent on others, I really don't think blood relatives are cute. Seriously, except for Illumi, you are the only candidate for a son-in-law."

"Shut up! I don't want you to be my wife either!! Say something to Brother Illumi!!"

"Lose weight."

"That's not me!?"

Perhaps he would be angry if he said "no" in a fit of rage, but if I turned to the brother who said this first, Illumi would be able to finish his brother's work properly, but as an Assassin it is possible. It seems he had something to say about his ugly physique, so he said what he wanted to say.

By the way, Kurt squatted down again, clutching his stomach. Unknowingly, her tense relationship with Illumi eased, and she seemed to be laughing normally at this kind of skit-like exchange.

Kalluto did not notice the reason for the tension, and Illumi's sullenness faded a little, but it was certain.

Milluki noticed, glared at the chuckling Kalluto, and let out a scream in his heart.

(Oh, oh! I beg you, Brother Illumi and idiot Sora, don't treat me like this and get me involved in a damn monotonous and boring 3D romantic comedy!! Do whatever you want in an irrelevant place!)

I mean, even Brother Illumi is not interested in me, and Sora is not interested in me. Repaying kindness with information, it is definitely the type that is despicable and shameless and turns into prostitution all of a sudden!!)

The reason why Milluki doesn't see Sora as the opposite sex is mainly because she misunderstood his gender when they first met, but this is a bigger reason.

I don't want to notice it because it's too embarrassing, but I noticed it.

Anyway, even in my house, it would be nice to see Illumi's expression a few times a year. I don't know if my brother, who is like a model, can do such a thing to such a woman, but I don't want to notice the observation skills I trained in the game, even if my love experience in reality is zero. I made you realize.

Sure enough, my love game brain thought of strategies for the two of them without knowing it, although I didn't want to think about it. Saying unnecessary things when she was clearly mentally hurt.

"Well, Illumi, if you can leave your brother to Milluki, then Killua and Kalluto are the same. You are a lolicon, not a brocon."

"

"Outsider, don't interfere in other people's business."

"Because I am an outsider, I can see that you are funny, twisted, and don't listen to things that are inconvenient for you. You are really a kid, you are the most spirited kid among the brothers."

"Shut up, no communication."

"Pfft!?"

Although Illumi was so fierce that it wouldn't be strange for him to throw a Needle at her at any time, Sora retorted calmly, his bloodlust faded, and he rolled his eyes.

Seeing more than three people looking at her, Sora opened his eyes wide, and his flushed face trembled with desire.

"You, how did you know... that perverted crown!"

Before hearing the answer, I had already figured out who the culprit was, and I didn't know how many times I had written on my list that I would definitely kill it.

"... Sora."

"Kalluto, you don't need to know! Please, don't know for at least two years!!"

Oh, Illumi!! What are you saying in front of your little brother who is not even 10 years old!!"

After squatting down and grabbing Kurt's shoulders to beg, Sora blushed and shouted at Illumi.

Because of my profession, I know from my previous job, I know dangerous words and what they mean to children, but it's good that Kalluto doesn't understand the meaning.

Illumi might have been a little more careful, but that's because he used more subtle and harder-to-understand words than "virgin" and "maiden," but if you know what the word means, it's more direct than other words. Sora was bitten by a shame play that was too much for Sora, his eyes were full of tears, and he asked with innocent eyes.

Moreover, of course, Milky understood the meaning behind it, so she looked very dejected. I welcome game and anime characters, but I don't want to know that kind of information about women I know.

Most importantly, seeing Sora's reaction, the last thing I wanted to see was the corner of my older brother's mouth turn up even a little, but even so.

Milky convinced herself that the corner of his mouth turning up so happily and his good mood were because this woman, who wouldn't be shaken no matter what was said, was flustered for the first time, and he had gained the upper hand.

At least to prove that the "reason" Milky told her was absolutely not 0%, Illumi spoke further to Sora like water standing on a board.

"Hmph! You calling me a kid or whatever is just a reaction from your lack of experience at your age, you're a kid, aren't you? Damn, what did you associate that subtext with?"

Although the older ears were unfamiliar, they understood the implication, which is usually detrimental to educating a younger brother, so do not get involved with Killua or Kalluto."

"Yeah... you're the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst! You person who is detrimental to education, you idiot!!"

As if to turn the situation around, Illumi repeatedly called to accuse Sora.

Miruki was already looking at it with completely dead eyes.

Sora and Illumi were now interacting like elementary school students.

However, Milluki's wish was not fulfilled.

Sora, who had been called "failed" many times, turned to face Illumi, on the verge of tears.

"You really are the worst! That's why you have no friends except Hisoka!

You perverted Needle bastard! I hate it!! You drank a porcupine and then Explosion!!"

Illumi twitched like a real elementary school student at Sora's cursing! Miruki saw him become Hard due to the momentum that could produce sound.

Riding like a child, my older brother, recognized as the other party's friend, after receiving the final decision, performed a triple-combo suicide bombing, I saw that moment.

Kalluto also noticed that Illumi had suddenly petrified, but because Sora was covering his ears tightly, he didn't know what had happened, and the person who petrified him didn't notice at all, still shouting "lowest"...

"... Hey, Sora?"

"I... I... brother?"

Kalluto didn't know why, Miruki didn't know anything, calling out to each other.

With that call, Sora realized that Illumi's Harassment had stopped, and at the same time, Illumi's petrification was lifted.

"Uyu!?"

"!?"

"Ahhh!! My figure ahhhhhhh!!"

Immediately after, once the petrification was lifted, Illumi didn't consider at all that there was a Kalluto beside Sora and threw a Needle at Sora; Sora flew out carrying Kalluto, making Milky scream.

"Hey! Can you tell that you're Kalluto!?"

"Noisy, shut up, die, kill, disappear!!"

Of course, Milky's soul-shouting was ignored by both Sora and Illumi, and Miruki's Collection was sacrificed while recklessly throwing Needles upon request.

Illumi, wanting to kill Sora, apologized to Kalluto like a Wind, but chased after the desperately fleeing Sora, leaving the mansion instead of Milky's room. Watching my older brother, I muttered sympathetically.

"... Brother Illumi and Sora are actually good friends, aren't they?"

When I saw the exchange that was like a conversation, my impression was surprisingly real.

By the way, the Sora and Illumi game at Kukuroo Mountain lasted until dawn, and in the end, Illumi worked all night, and both of them were unfortunately continuously preached to.