Chapter 406
Qi Xiong wept silently, while in Shi Song's cave dwelling, the two brothers drank happily.
"Senior Brother, how is it? I got this Peach Blossom Brew from the Drunken Immortal Tower in Sanyuan City. I've been eyeing it for a long time. It arrived today, and I got it immediately."
Both of their faces had a hint of redness. Neither Shi Song nor Hong Zun used spiritual power to dissolve the alcohol; what would be the point of that?
Hearing this, Shi Song raised his glass and smiled.
"Not bad, Peach Blossom Brew, worthy of being one of the top ten famous wines in the Eastern Continent."
"Hehe, as long as Senior Brother likes it. But the best way to drink this Peach Blossom Brew is to pair it with a hot spring."
"Hot spring?"
"Yes, soaking in a hot spring while drinking Peach Blossom Brew, that's what you call a divine experience."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Then shall we go to the hot spring to drink?"
"Junior Brother has exactly that intention."
Immediately, the two transferred from Shi Song's cave dwelling directly to the hot spring.
This hot spring was also located within the Dao Yi Sect. To put it plainly, it was the location of an underground hot spring eye, with over a hundred soaking pools. Disciples could come here to bathe in their spare time. As for other effects, there weren't any, but because the sect didn't charge sect points, many disciples liked to come here.
Soaking in the hot spring and drinking Peach Blossom Brew, it was indeed as Hong Zun said, very comfortable.
Therefore, Shi Song soon got drunk.
He hugged Hong Zun and wailed loudly.
"Junior Brother, you don't know the bitterness of Senior Brother. Senior Brother is in charge of the Law Enforcement Hall, damn it, this is not a job for a human, especially your Divine Jianfeng, which makes me suffer unspeakably..."
An old man holding another old man, crying like a pear blossom in the rain, the surrounding disciples all cast their gazes over.
Facing the countless gazes, even Hong Zun felt a bit embarrassed. The main thing was that damn it, neither of them was wearing any clothes now.
The scene was a bit eye-stinging. I don't know if it was the effect of the alcohol or just embarrassment, but Hong Zun's face turned red.
"Um, Senior Brother, you've had too much..."
"I haven't. In the past year, there has never been a moment when I was clearer than now."
"Why don't you use spiritual power to sober up, Senior Brother?"
"What are you saying? I was a heavy drinker back in the day. Can a little Peach Blossom Brew make me drunk? Junior Brother, come, let's drink more, watch Senior Brother spin one for you."
"Holy shit, take it easy, Senior Brother."
Shi Song had truly gone crazy from drinking, mainly because the damn atmosphere was right.
In such an atmosphere, Hong Zun, who originally wanted to persuade him, also got high without realizing it.
Late at night at the hot spring, two old men were hugging each other's shoulders, standing in the hot spring pool, each holding a pot of Peach Blossom Brew, saying vaguely in their mouths.
"Junior Brother, do you know that when Senior Brother first joined the Dao Yi Sect, I was also a top-notch handsome man? Back then, Junior Sister Baihua even wrote love letters to Senior Brother."
"Senior Brother, stop bragging. Why don't you say Junior Sister Jueying wrote them too?"
"If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have forgotten. She really did write them! And back then, Senior Brother and Junior Sister Jueying went on a mission together. Senior Brother remembers it was to hunt down a demonic cultivator, called... called what... I can't remember. At that time, Senior Brother was only in the Purple Mansion Realm, and I was almost killed by that demonic cultivator..."
"After talking for so long, what does it have to do with Junior Sister Jueying?"
"Don't be impatient, it's coming right up. In the end, Senior Brother hacked that demonic cultivator to death with one blade, and that's when Junior Sister Jueying fell in love with me."
"Bragging."
"Don't believe it? Do you know what Senior Brother's nickname was when I was young?"
"Old Stubborn?"
"Wrong."
"Stubborn Stone?"
"Jade-Faced Flying Dragon..."
Finally, they drank until they blacked out. It wasn't until the sky was just beginning to brighten the next day that Hong Zun opened his eyes in a daze.
Looking at the sky, his face changed instantly.
"Holy shit."
There was only a quarter of an hour left until breakfast. He had completely forgotten that there was still someone sleeping next to him. Hong Zun got up and left in a hurry, even forgetting to replenish the barrier.
When they were bathing last night, Hong Zun had set up a barrier later on, so people outside couldn't see inside or hear any sound. After all, one was a Peak Master and the other was a Law Enforcement Hall Elder; their ugly drunken states definitely couldn't be seen by the disciples.
But now, Hong Zun was busy going to eat breakfast and had completely forgotten about this.
With a flash, he rushed toward the Divine Jianfeng.
The sun rose slowly, and the day of the Dao Yi Sect began again under the bustle of the Divine Jianfeng.
In the kitchen, Hong Zun, who had finally caught up, drank spiritual rice porridge and ate fried dough sticks and pickles, his face looking a bit weathered.
"Holy shit, did you go listen to music yesterday? That's not cool, you didn't even call me."
Seeing him like this, Qingshi shouted loudly.
Hearing this, Hong Zun glanced at him angrily.
"Get lost, do you think I'm you? I was drinking with Senior Brother Shi Song yesterday, and I drank too much..."
As he was speaking, Hong Zun seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes widening instantly.
"Holy shit, Senior Brother Shi Song..."
Immediately, under the confused gazes of Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen, and Fairy Baihua, he finished the rice porridge in a few gulps, stuffed the fried dough sticks and pickles into his mouth, and got up in a hurry.
"I have to go out and avoid him. If Senior Brother Shi Song comes looking for me, just say I have something to do and am not in the sect."
Before he finished speaking, his figure had already disappeared into the sky.
"What's wrong with him? Who stepped on his tail?"
Regarding this, the three of Qingshi were all confused. It was inexplicable early in the morning.
Breakfast ended, and the disciples dispersed one after another. Qingshi, Zhang Tianzhen, and Fairy Baihua were also busy with their own things.
On the other side, at the hot spring, several female disciples should have just finished their cultivation, walking toward here while chatting and laughing.
It was early in the morning, and there was no one at the hot spring yet.
"It's still most comfortable to come in the morning, there's no one here."
"Eh, what is that?"
"A person, right?"
"Why didn't they set up a barrier when bathing?"
"Wait a minute, it seems to be the Second Elder."
Disciples who came to the hot spring would set up their own barriers; this was very common. But early in the morning, an old man was lying in the hot spring pool without a barrier set up around him.
The women were whispering. Just at this moment, Shi Song seemed to have been woken up by the noise, slowly opening his eyes, and then, he met the gazes of several female disciples.
Confirming the look, several female disciples smiled awkwardly.
"Um... Second Elder has good taste."
Hmm???
Maybe he had just woken up and was still a bit dazed, swaying as he stood up, muttering a sentence.
End of Chapter
