Chapter 19: Everyone Here Is Destined for Wealth

LV55 Coriander Destroyer: "Not bad, you really know how to play."

Xiangcai Jie expresses that she is very satisfied.

"Sister's satisfaction is my greatest happiness!"

Lin Sui clapped her hands, "Since Xiangcai Jie has led the way, if you want to be on top, it starts with a Carnival."

"Brother Fu? Sister Ke Ai~"

She leered and raised her eyebrows at the camera, signaling the two to quickly follow in Xiangcai Jie's footsteps.

LV48 A Fu Wan Ren Ai: "/roll eyes."

【LV48 A Fu Wan Ren Ai gifted the Live Streamer a Carnival*1】

"Brother Fu is indeed a straightforward person! I love dealing with straightforward people like you!" Lin Sui picked up her pen to draw again.

LV48 A Fu Wan Ren Ai: "Draw the poop bigger."

Lin Sui: "OK!"

Within a minute, a poop-person appeared on the sticky note.

Because the poop was drawn too large, there was no room to draw a person, so Lin Sui simply added facial features directly onto the poop and wrote A Fu Wan Ren Ai's ID on top of its head.

LV48 A Fu Wan Ren Ai: "……Are you doing this on purpose?"

Lin Sui let out a scoff, "How could I? You were the one who asked to draw it bigger. I'm not even embarrassed, what are you afraid of?"

*Slap*, she clipped the poop-person directly onto her head.

Lin Sui already had three sticky notes stuck to her head.

She prepared to go and egg on Ke Ai Gui.

Who would have thought that before she could even open her mouth, Ke Ai Gui found an excuse to refuse.

LV46 Ke Ai Gui: "I won't poop on your head today, I'm constipated, can't get it out. (T^T)"

After sending this message, Yan Xing'ai glanced at Yan Yushu, who was busy working beside her, and sent another row of crying emojis to flood the screen.

She had been put on a budget!

She couldn't tip for the time being! (T^T)

"Oh? Something going on?" Lin Sui caught a whiff of something unusual from her words.

LV25 Feng Liu: "The ex-girlfriend won't pay you back, and you're out of money too? Don't worry, she probably won't make much money in this line of work in the future anyway."

Everyone thought she was feeling sad because of what happened yesterday.

No one wants to get stuck with that kind of person.

LV46 Ke Ai Gui: "It's not because of that, you guys don't understand at all. Let's not talk about this, what is the Live Streamer playing tonight?"

She couldn't tell everyone that her finances had been restricted.

How embarrassing would that be!

Seeing that she didn't want to say more, Lin Sui stopped asking.

She sat back in her seat and glanced at the number of people in the Live Streaming Room.

It had already broken through one thousand.

Compared to the number of followers, this conversion rate was ridiculously low.

"How about this, if you guys don't have anything you want to watch, let's go do some PKs."

LV5 Ai Chi La Tiao: "The Live Streamer isn't even pretending anymore."

Only focused on earning money from fans.

【LV27 AAA Wang Zong gifted the Live Streamer a Private Jet*1】

Lin Sui had just opened her mouth to reply to Ai Chi La Tiao, but seeing this tip, her tongue took a turn, and a fawning smile appeared on her face, "Thank you for the Private Jet, Wang Zong!"

"What would Wang Zong like to see?"

LV27 AAA Wang Zong: "I want to look at a marriage prospect."

"Huh?"

These few words didn't just confuse the people in the Live Streaming Room; Lin Sui herself was confused too.

"Although I really can tell fortunes and can tell that everyone here is destined for wealth, but this marriage thing... *hiss*~"

She rubbed her chin, her expression serious, "Are you looking to see the marriage prospect between me and you? Then I advise you to give up early!"

"Don't love me, there's no result, unless your flower-hand dance can beat mine!"

Lin Sui stood up on the spot and performed a simple dance, "Let me perform this for you..."

LV27 AAA Wang Zong: "It's not a marriage prospect between me and you, I'm being serious."

"Ah, this..."

This was a bit awkward.

Lin Sui stopped, sat back in her chair, crossed her legs, and rested her hands on her knees, inadvertently revealing the Peppa Pig watch on her wrist.

She said in all seriousness: "If you put it that way, then you've found the right person! I am Lin Shanxi, known in the underworld as the Relationship Mentor. Please tell me your story!"

LV27 AAA Wang Zong: "Check your private messages."

Lin Sui calmly took her phone and flipped through the private messages sent by Wang Zong.

The more she read, the more solemn her expression became.

"Wait a moment."

She gestured with her hand and then left the camera's view.

After about five minutes, Lin Sui appeared in front of the camera dragging a whiteboard.

This whiteboard was covered in dense, packed writing.

Looking closely, it seemed to be a profile of a blind date candidate.

LV7 April Sky: "What's the situation? Is the Live Streamer being serious?"

LV29 Pickled Fish: "These conditions actually look okay!"

"Come, let's take a look, can this man be married?"

Lin Sui ignored the discussion in the chat area, stood beside the whiteboard, holding a pen in one hand, wearing black-rimmed glasses on her face, pretending to be an intellectual.

Unfortunately, the three sticky notes on her head exposed her true personality.

She pointed at the words on the whiteboard and read them out.

"35 years old, 180cm tall, runs his own Company, two properties, one rented out, one for self-residence."

"Owns a Mercedes, usually has many social engagements, but doesn't go if no one calls. Hopes the other party is mature and sensible, preferably with some looks and a good figure."

"We will now analyze this word by word."

"35 years old and unmarried."

Lin Sui clicked her tongue and shook her head, "As everyone knows, once a man passes 25, he starts to feel inadequate in all aspects. This is 35 already, inadequate for ten years! He's likely spent."

"Height 180? Another thing everyone knows: a man's height is never a round number!"

She drew an 'X' over the 180 on the whiteboard and wrote three numbers above the 'X'.

"I reckon it's 179, then subtract 3cm for his shoes, his real height should be 176cm!"

"Weight isn't listed; usually in this situation, he's either a skinny twig or obese, so don't hold high expectations for his figure."

"Running his own Company suggests his family situation is decent, but the Company's operations are likely not very good."

"Why do I say that? Please look at the following point."

"Two houses, one rented out, one for self-residence. It can basically be confirmed that the one he lives in is shared with his parents."

"If his Company were making money, how could he possibly need to rent out a house to earn living expenses?"

"Under these circumstances, there is another terrifying fact."

"With the Company in a half-dead state, he needs to go out and socialize to pull in projects for his Company. Socializing inevitably involves smoking and drinking, so he likely does both in private."

"At the end of the socializing, he might even go out for a foot massage, and once he's at a foot massage, that kind of situation is hard to avoid."

"When the time comes and he tells you, 'They all ordered, but I didn't,' do you believe him?"

LV25 Feng Liu: "666."

LV3 Please Tell Me To Go Study: "666."

LV41 Lin Dan Da: "666."

LV27 AAA Building Materials Wang Zong: "..."

Lin Sui wanted to look at the chat area; the uniform '666' boosted her confidence, giving her the passion to continue speaking.

"Owning a brand-name car shows this person cares about face, which can be seen from the last sentence hoping the other party has looks and a figure, because that's the only way to have face when taking them out. In his eyes, face might be bigger than the sky; be careful with this type of person, pay more attention."

"And this, 'usually has many social engagements, but doesn't go if no one calls'? What does that mean? It means if someone calls, he definitely goes!"

"So we return to the previous point: 'They all ordered, but I didn't,' do you believe him?"

LV27 AAA Building Materials Wang Zong: "..."

?? This meme comes from a blogger on TikTok, I think it's so interesting????? >?