Chapter 238

"No, are you all coming up with these CP names yourselves?"

Lin Sui: "Mhm, if you want to ship me and you, you can come up with a name yourself too."

Gu Xing Ru Huai: "Then I want to come up with 'Xing Sui'!"

Lin Sui: "Brother, this 'heartbreak' sounds even more ominous than 'balls-break'."

Gu Xing Ru Huai: "..."

Lin Sui had put the word out, and the comment section sparked a craze of people coming up with CP names for themselves and Lin Sui.

However, is anyone actually shipping them?

Never mind that!

Let's get the names settled first!

With this little interaction, many new viewers who participated in the naming craze ran over to watch the fun during Lin Sui's Live Streaming that night.

For the new viewers, once they had a name, they were superficial CPs who didn't know each other; naturally, they had to come show support and get to know each other in the process.

"Welcome, my CP army, to the Live Streaming Room!"

Lin Sui went all out to give everyone a grand reception, even setting up a welcome ceremony.

"I remember I came here to ship Gui Gui Sui Sui... but now... sorry, Sister Ai! Now it's the world of Yuan Sui!" This netizen's ID is Xiao Yuan.

"I beg to differ, Wan Sui is clearly more exciting." This netizen's ID is Wan Wan Mei Xiang Dao.

It was indeed unexpected.

Once it started, netizens began spamming CP names in the Live Streaming Room.

LV55 Lin Dan Da: "Sui-zi, hasn't your fan name changed several times already? Is there a permanent one?"

From the initial Wan Sui Group, Sui Family Army, and Internet Shareholders, now it's the CP army.

It's like whatever she dreams of becomes the reality.

Lin Sui answered earnestly: "No, why does it have to be permanent? Can't it be all of them?"

"Everyone sitting in the Live Streaming Room is my fan, and also the Sui Family Army, and at the same time Internet Shareholders, and now you're all my CPs, abstract netizens, college students, urban elites, future millionaires, golden left-and-right faces..."

Everyone: "... Enough, the Live Streaming Room can't fit that many people."

"Can you stop playing this meme, please?"

Lin Sui: "Okay."

LV55 Lin Dan Da: "..."

There really wasn't a permanent fan name, and there was no need for one; they could be anyone.

The most crucial thing was...

In the future, if her fans went out and caused trouble, others wouldn't be able to identify them as her fans through such a fan name.

It saved so much trouble.

【LV70 Gu Xing Ru Huai gifted the Live Streamer Carnival*1】

LV70 Gu Xing Ru Huai: "Everyone come ship Xing Sui with me!"

"Ah! Thank you for the Carnival, my Brother/Sister Gu Xing!"

Lin Sui's eyes lit up when she saw Gu Xing Ru Huai suddenly appear with a tip.

Finally, someone got the hint.

Let's show everyone the dedication of wanting to be her CP!

I'm already tired of saying how awesome Brother/Sister Gu Xing is.

Sure enough, with him starting it, the other new viewers were stunned for a moment.

Then they understood something.

No wonder Lin Sui mentioned those few CP names; it turns out they were all big shots.

【LV68 Sui Feng San Fu gifted the Live Streamer Carnival*10】

LV68 Sui Feng San Fu: "I have more, ship me."

LV70 Gu Xing Ru Huai: "It's you again, kid? Are you trying to challenge me again?"

Why does this guy A Fu have to show off every time he makes a move?

【LV40 Jiang Li gifted the Live Streamer Carnival*1】

LV40 Jiang Li: "I don't care, one Carnival to join the CP club; from now on, this Live Streaming Room has a place for Li Sui!"

"Really just one? What was the meaning of that guy who sent ten just now?"

LV70 Gu Xing Ru Huai: "Don't mind him, he's a shill!"

Everyone: "... I think you look more like one."

As for who started the 'one Carnival to join the CP club' trend, they would decide for themselves.

LV35 Si Yue Tian: "No, brothers and sisters, what's the point of joining this club?"

Si Yue Tian didn't understand.

He was always willing to act as a shill, but often he really didn't understand why it would suddenly stir up the viewers' emotions and make people tip uncontrollably.

Like right now, what is the use of this thing?

A Carnival isn't cheap.

"Cough..." Lin Sui gave a light cough; she didn't understand either.

Although her original intention was indeed to trick people out of some money.

But the first person to propose 'one Carnival to join the CP club' was simply a genius.

The suddenly enlightened crowd followed up with confusion: "Right, what is the use?"

Lin Sui told the truth, "There's no use, isn't everyone here to ship CPs? Shipping anyone is still shipping, right? Might as well ship you and me... just treat it as investing in your own product!"

The crowd: "..."

"Then can you sell a CP with me?"

"Of course I can!" Lin Sui suddenly leaned close to the camera, covering half her face with one hand, revealing eyes full of deep affection, as if she were looking right at him through the lens.

"Baby~ ererererer~"

With a superb Bubble Voice, she shook her head, displaying her face from every angle without a single blind spot.

"With this golden left and right profile of mine, would you feel like you're losing face if I posted it?"

The crowd: "..."

It was actually quite a face-saving thing.

But she wasn't selling a CP with just one person; she wanted to take them all.

Heard of group-buying meals, but never heard of group-buying CPs.

Minors make choices, adults want it all?

A public CP is born?

LV50 Feng Liu: "You'd be happy if another old man like the last one came along for real."

"..." The expression on Lin Sui's face stiffened.

She didn't know what happened to that old man afterward.

His age was what it was; there really was nothing she could do about him.

However...

Lin Sui asked earnestly: "Feng Liu Ge, do you still want your doggy Sui Sui? Hurry up and pay the membership fee."

LV50 Feng Liu: "..."

He shouldn't have spoken up to remind her.

Lin Sui was much more restrained with new fans now, tricking people in roundabout ways.

But facing those of them who had been watching from the start, she was still so direct.

Even if he wanted to play dumb, he couldn't.

It's just that his timing was off.

【LV50 Feng Liu gifted Live Streamer Carnival*1】

He still renewed this CP.

Lin Sui raised her hand to make a heart shape, "Thanks, you know, I've always been very satisfied with our CP name."

LV50 Feng Liu: "Of course you're satisfied with me being the dog!"

Lin Sui reminded him: "Hey, you chose this name yourself, it has nothing to do with me. I thought you were very satisfied with it too."

Feng Liu: "..."

Since when did it become popular in this Live Streaming Room to name one's own CP?

LV50 Feng Liu: "@A Fu Wan Ren Ai @Sui Feng San Fu, you are purely sick!"

It started with A Fu.

Look at him, he even made a side account, as if he was afraid others wouldn't know, it's truly disgusting!

If it weren't for him, this Live Streaming Room wouldn't have become so bizarre.

Another person renewing for a CP name, leaving the new viewers stunned.

Some people were itching to join.

Just then, Lin Sui stood out again and said hypocritically: "Jokes are jokes, brothers and sisters, don't take it too seriously, after all, I have a husband."

She stood up and walked toward the wall behind her.

She patted a wedding photo hanging on it, "Everyone in the Live Streaming Room knows, I love the Renminbi like my life."

"A CP is a CP, it's still different from true love. You are not allowed to cause trouble in front of my husband, okay?"

"..." The crowd only then saw the hundred-yuan bill and Lin Sui's wedding photo on the wall.

It was photoshopped quite convincingly.

"Live Streamer, why do you have a photo of my husband?"

"Why is my husband hanging on your wall?"

Once she said that, the atmosphere in the Live Streaming Room became lively again.

After all, everyone shared the same husband.

Regardless of whether Lin Sui's joke just now was sincere or fake, quite a few people really sent her gifts and applied to join her CP club.

Many people just fell for this routine.

But in reality, there was no membership; it was just talk, and there wasn't even a group chat.

Regarding this point, some people had asked before.

Lin Sui didn't intend to build one anymore.

With her chatterbox nature, if she had a group, she could spend ten hours a day in it.

The group would definitely have some non-fans join, and if they took screenshots of some outrageous chat logs and leaked them, that would be too terrifying.

Lin Sui would not repeat the same mistake.

"Come on, tonight let's have a classic shout-out for my new CPs!"

Lin Sui picked up the microphone, already getting hyped up.

LV50 Feng Liu: "Goodbye."

Feng Liu was the first to exit the Live Streaming Room.

Lin Sui: "Feng Liu Ge is still as tasteless as ever."

As she spoke, without any preparation from the crowd, she let out a loud cry, cleared her throat, and gave everyone a start.

"I'm new here, is this Live Streamer always like this?"

"You'll get used to it."

"How is her singing?"

The public chat was still discussing it.

A DJ track that ignited the whole venue began to play.

Lin Sui's voice, which sounded like that of a ten-year chain smoker, resounded throughout the entire Live Streaming Room.

Everyone: "..."

It was very strange.

A feeling that couldn't be put into words.

If you said it was unpleasant, it was still on key; if you said it wasn't unpleasant, this old smoker's voice didn't match Lin Sui's appearance at all.

Ah...

It seemed she realized a little where it was strange.

Perhaps the song was too tacky.

The explosive music, combined with Lin Sui's voice, shook everyone's temples until they throbbed.

They couldn't help but start shaking along with it.

Their minds were filled with the voice of Lin Sui, whom they had just been very disgusted by.

Oh no, they were a bit brainwashed.

A viewer said: "In the future, when I go out, I can say, my CP can do shout-rapping."

Lin Sui happened to see this message and took a moment to reply, "Not just that, your CP can also do the Shake Flower Hand."

Lin Sui did one on the spot.

LV70 Gu Xing: "..."

This seemed to be the first time he had seen Lin Sui like this.

LV70 Gu Xing: "Didn't you say you were too old to shake?"

He had always seen them say before that she knew how to shake.

But Lin Sui had always refused on the grounds of being too old.

So he hadn't seen it in the Live Streaming Room yet.

What was this today...?

Lin Sui replied while shaking, her breathing not even disrupted, "If I shook in front of them, they would have to be unemployed."

That's just how confident she was!

"We aren't stealing their rice bowls."

LV70 Gu Xing: "..."

He was actually persuaded by her.

Watching her shake was actually quite spirited.

Remembering that Yueshan and Zhao Zongshuai both had to look to her for dance guidance, he knew this person really could both sing and dance.

Lin Sui: "Your CP is all-powerful, it's so prestigious to say it out loud! Won't say anything else, kisskisskiss~"

She blew three kisses in a row.

Who said she wouldn't sell the CP?

Sell!

Sell it for all it's worth!

Never mind if you can name them or not, as long as you like it, Lin Sui will acknowledge it.

A Fu, who was silently watching the Live Streaming: "..."

How did things develop into this?

It's fine now, the Live Streaming Room is full of CP armies.

Do they, the ones who were originally shipped by the fans, still have a way to survive?

Now the fans have started shipping themselves and Lin Sui.

Who said there was nothing to ship?

Accompanying Lin Sui every day, not missing a single day.

Whatever she does, they silently support her, without arguing or making a scene; even when she was smeared by internet trolls, they chose to believe in her.

Even when she was acting like a maid Ultraman, crawling on the ground like a maggot, they never looked down on her!

Isn't this just, she is making a scene, and they are laughing.

How shippable it is.

Start writing fan fiction of Fans x Lin Sui!

If we're going to be crazy, let's be crazy together!

Anyway, everyone is abnormal.

The next day, on the Yinfu Platform, a group of mysterious literary giants swept across Douyin.

【Me x Lin Sui.

When we first met, she was still a small Live Streamer with only tens of thousands of fans, and I was a broken person abandoned in a dark corner.

She is sunny, cheerful, enthusiastic, and lively; I was moved by her sincerity, stopped in her Live Streaming Room, and was drawn to her.

I never knew my potential could be so great, that I could also leave the dark corners and reach the sunlight.

I can also communicate smoothly with people and make them listen to me patiently.

If it weren't for her, I would still be that broken person who only knows how to drift through life.

I am gradually getting better, and so is she.

We both have a beautiful future together.

You ask me why I bravely took this step because of her?

Because I damn well have no money to tip her, yet she reaches out her hand every day asking for it; I watch others tip her, and her calling them "big brother" one after another makes me itch with jealousy.

So I went out to earn money and became a salesperson, running around under the scorching sun every day; if people don't listen to me carefully, they won't understand what I'm selling.

【Lin Sui recommended and liked this video】

Lin Sui commented: "If it weren't for the last two paragraphs, I would have almost been moved, my 'cp'."

There are many more articles like this.

After becoming a public "cp" last night, all of Lin Sui's videos on the Yinfu Platform today are of this text-based type.

One or two would be fine, but eight out of ten videos are like this.

With so many of these things, netizens who don't know the situation are curious: what kind of trouble is Lin Sui stirring up again?

As it turns out, this matter even made it onto a trending list.

It's called "Challenge to be Lin Sui's cp."

Lin Sui: "..."

Who put this on the trending list? Are they sick?

In the WeChat group chat.

Feng Liu: "@Lin Sui, that video you recommended really wasn't written by A Fu on an alt account? Except for the part about becoming a salesperson at the end, the beginning is basically the same as his situation, right?"

Lin Sui: "Why are you tagging me for this instead of tagging him? @A Fu Wan Ren Ai"

A Fu: "... I'm not that bored."

Feng Liu: "I don't believe it. I saw you typing on your phone the whole time while at work; weren't you writing a Small Composition?"

A Fu: "... No."

Lin Dan Da: "What is going on? My Yinfu feed today is full of Small Compositions about Lin Sui; have people gone crazy?"

Lin Sui: "The great writers of our time are all here! If the Company is short on copywriters, hurry up and poach them!"

Everyone: "..."

As expected of you, discovering new employees anytime, anywhere.

People are feeling deeply emotional, and you are pondering how to make them work like cattle and horses.

Some of these Small Compositions are like the one before, complaining about Lin Sui at the end, while others are truly and sincerely fond of Lin Sui.

Regardless of the type, Lin Sui could see that they were indeed working hard.

Some are working hard to earn money, others are studying hard, wanting to join her Company.

It is quite miraculous that everyone is a normal person, without the behavior of stealing money to tip as the system described.

Lin Sui is very gratified.

For every video of this type that Lin Sui scrolled past, she liked and commented on all of them.

Since she agreed to sell the "cp" act, she naturally has to treat everyone equally.

Let everyone see them!

Look at her "cp"s, what good people they all are!

?? This chapter is 4000 words! No split chapters!