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Chapter 96: I'm Going to Report This to the Central Authorities

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Xiao Sen clearly didn't believe it, "You're being too modest, Big Boss."

"Modesty is a traditional human virtue."

Lin Sui shook the contract in her hand toward Xiao Sen, "Are you signing?"

His attention was diverted, and he became happy again, "Hehehe, then I'll sign?"

Lin Sui: "Mm."

Counting Xiao Sen, the Company now had its third signed Live Streamer.

She wondered how many good brothers Suyu could bring over.

Just as she thought of Suyu, Suyu arrived.

He didn't come alone this time; as he entered, he brought two tall men wearing masks behind him, who looked like bodyguards he had specifically brought along, appearing very imposing.

"You're all here!" Suyu greeted them immediately upon seeing the group, "There are so many people in the Company now, I almost thought I'd walked into the wrong place."

Yesterday it was so quiet I thought it was some shady sweatshop; today it finally has some life.

"Boss Sister, let me introduce them to you." Suyu pushed the two "bodyguards" behind him forward, "This one is Ge Jin, and this one is Rao Chuan. You should have heard these two names that night."

The one called Ge Jin had straight hair and a tear mole under the corner of his eye; judging just by his brows and eyes, he looked quite decent.

The other one, called Rao Chuan, had slightly dark skin and looked very healthy.

He raised his hand to greet Lin Sui, "Sister is so pretty! You're even more beautiful in person than in the Live Streaming Room!"

As expected of someone who used to be a host in a Voice Room, his mouth was certainly sweet.

Lin Sui smiled at him and asked Suyu in a low voice: "Just two?"

Suyu got angry as soon as this was mentioned, "Two is already a lot! Do you know that after the former boss ran away, I lost the hearts of the people!"

Those people refused to follow him no matter what.

Ge Jin added, "He was also scolded by Yong Xi."

Their guild had a private group chat, and when Suyu asked them, many people had already left the group.

Yong Xi gave Suyu a scolding, saying that they only came to Ruyitang because they listened to his sweet talk, but then the boss ran away, and now he wanted to trick them into going somewhere else.

After that scolding from Yong Xi, those who had been tempted in the group were all scared off by him.

Only Rao Chuan and Ge Jin remained.

Hearing this name, Lin Sui expressed her understanding, "He's in a bad mood, so it's understandable that he's scolding people."

After all, he had just been rejected by Xiangcai Jie.

The wealthy woman he had in his grasp had flown away; who wouldn't be angry at that?

Rao Chuan asked with interest: "Sister, you seem to know something."

Lin Sui waved her hand, "I've heard a little, I've heard a little."

She didn't want to talk more about it, "Do you two want to try a test stream tonight before making a decision, or sign the contract now?"

Ge Jin was a bit surprised, "Aren't you going to evaluate us?"

Lin Sui: "I trust Suyu's judgment."

Suyu looked moved; this feeling of being valued was truly too good!

Rao Chuan and Ge Jin looked at each other, "Then we also trust Brother Yu."

If they didn't trust him, they wouldn't have followed him here.

Suyu was moved to tears again.

This group of people is really...

Annoying!

Ying~

"But I do have one more question." Lin Sui suddenly said: "Can you two take off your masks and let me see?"

They were tall and big, so they shouldn't be ugly, right?

Sure enough, neither of them looked ugly after taking off their masks; if you were to ask if they were as stunning as Suyu, then no.

But they definitely didn't need to feel inferior about doing face-cam Live Streaming.

Lin Sui was a bit puzzled: "Why did you two join a Voice Room instead of a dance troupe stream?"

"Cough..." Ge Jin said in a low voice: "Our bodies are too stiff."

Rao Chuan: "Me too."

Some people are just like that; they can sing, but their limbs are uncoordinated when they dance.

Lin Sui nodded in understanding.

Regardless, they needed to get used to things tonight first.

They used to go on missions as a pair, but now that there were no missions, they were completely solo streamers, and she didn't know if they could drive traffic.

So this matter would have to be left to A Fu to supervise.

Lin Sui patted A Fu on the shoulder silently.

A Fu: "..."

He had the illusion that the entire Company relied on him.

"Sigh... two more handsome guys." Xiao Sen sighed silently to the side, "Do you think anyone would watch if I changed my career to become a weight-loss blogger?"

Lin Sui turned to look at him, "You really are a genius!"

Weight-loss bloggers are very popular right now.

Xiao Sen: "..." Oh no, he was just saying that casually!

She wouldn't really make him lose weight, would she?

While he waited for Lin Sui to give him a weight-loss task, Lin Sui had already walked toward the office.

"As long as you meet your performance targets, you can be any kind of streamer you want, just don't get yourselves killed."

Thinking of Shen Ti, who had gotten herself killed, she would be able to resume streaming tomorrow too.

By this count, the Company had already recruited five streamers, with five more remaining.

Lin Sui was actually very satisfied with Zhao Zongshuai; she went to ask today, but unfortunately, he had already started his own company.

A painful loss of a fierce, burly general and his hand-dancing legion.

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Tonight, Lin Sui was not selling goods during her Live Streaming, nor was she doing any PKs.

She had even specially done a simple makeup look and outfit, sitting quietly in the Live Streaming Room, not knowing what she was doing; as long as she didn't speak, the audience finally had a sense of reality that she was a Beauty Streamer.

LV34 Ruoy: "The streamer is so beautiful, but something feels a bit off."

LV25 Wild Boar Farts: "Why aren't you talking? I'm a little panicked?"

LV43 Life is Bitter and No One Cares: "You didn't get dumped, did you? Streamer, streamer~ there are plenty of fish in the sea~ I'm willing to suffer a little to be with you!"

LV38 Feng Liu: "Are you in a bad mood?"

Lin Sui fiddled for a long time before speaking, "Aren't you used to watching a beauty quietly for a while?"

"Tonight we aren't doing any stunts or fishing for money; we're going to randomly check out other rooms."

So-called room checking meant taking the audience from one's own Live Streaming Room to watch someone else's stream; Suyu used to do this often.

There was no other purpose, she simply wanted to poach people.

If she didn't finish this task, she felt the system wouldn't issue new tasks.

"Who should we watch first? What kind of streamer do you want to see?" Lin Sui asked.

LV41 Chi Zhong Xun Yu: "Streamer, the muscular man from last night was an aftertaste that lingers..."

LV42 Calling Handsome Guy: "Watch a beauty! I've endured you guys for a long time; why do you shout about wanting to see handsome guys every day? This handsome guy is right here, I can let you see enough of me."

LV41 Chi Zhong Xun Yu: "Get lost!"

"It's so hard to find someone, with all this talk of handsome guys and beauties... Ah! There's one right here!"

Lin Sui clicked into one person's Live Streaming Room.

She had been adjusting her Live Streaming mode just now, so at this moment, the audience could see both Lin Sui's face and her computer screen.

The title of this Live Streaming Room was "Little Boy-Girl Teaches Makeup."

Inside was a boy wearing women's clothing, dressed up very beautifully.

Lin Sui's account was level one, so entering didn't cause any ripples.

She didn't care about that either; after all, to cause ripples, one had to throw money at it.

Pushing her own CP out to others was something she couldn't do!

"Do you like this kind? Can be a man or a woman," Lin Sui asked.

Everyone in the Live Streaming Room: "……?"

LV47 Lin Dan Da: "Is this the legendary, cross-dresser?"

Lin Sui: "……"

This group of people, whether it was black or white, they all turned it yellow.

The innocence of the Live Streaming Room was not going to be preserved!

The boy on screen was wearing a skirt and teaching the sisters in the Live Streaming Room how to apply makeup.

Lin Sui actually thought it was a bit interesting.

Until a man walked out from the side; at this moment, she hadn't realized the severity of the situation, thinking this man was the streamer's little assistant.

"?"

Lin Sui's features crumpled into a ball, and she immediately exited the Live Streaming Room.

"This stuff can't be watched, really, can't be watched."

"Does the platform not have any moderation?" She held her forehead, simply not daring to look at the comments.

She didn't need to think to know what was being said up there.

But she still took a peek.

The most excited one was actually Ke Ai Gui.

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "Ahhhhhhh!!! Why can't we do that?!"

Lin Sui: "Sister Ke Ai, have you gone crazy!"

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "I've gone crazy! Hahahaha, completely crazy!!"

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "Wuuuuuu... ahhhhhhh!!"

Lin Sui: "……Feels like she's been driven crazy by training."

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "Do you know how many fragrant, soft girls there are in the training camp? I cried, I really cried."

She was already tired as a dog from training every day, and her daily solace was returning to the dorm to watch Lin Sui's Live Streaming for a while.

She had broken down.

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "I want to shave my hair into a buzz cut and be a cool man; will anyone love me?"

Lin Sui advised: "Calm down!"

LV38 Feng Liu: "That won't really work; if you're a cool man, people will start nitpicking your height."

LV47 Ke Ai Gui: "@Feng Liu, shut up!!!"

Lin Sui asked casually: "How do you know she isn't tall?"

LV38 Feng Liu: "Her boss let me go over to film the situation at the training camp for early promotional hype, so I saw it."

Ke Ai Gui wasn't very short, but compared to Lin Sui, she was indeed not tall.

He now treats Lin Sui as a standard template.

"Cough, cough... Anyway, calm down, calm down," Lin Sui soothed, "You'll be a beautiful female idol in the future."

"Enough of that, let's look at something else to relax our mood."

Lin Sui casually clicked into a Live Streaming Room, which turned out to be a sales Live Streaming Room.

Just as she was about to exit, one sentence from the other party kept her there.

"Yes, that's right! This Pure Crystal Bracelet is the kind from the Yun Group, which both Lin Sui and Suyu have recommended."

Lin Sui: "?"

Selling fake goods?

The person selling the goods was a middle-aged man, speaking in a practiced manner, "How should I put it? We are the source factory here, guaranteed to be exactly the same, ten times the compensation for any fakes! They sell them so expensively, the profit margins are ridiculously high, but we are different; our Live Streaming Room only sells them for 88! Not only do we have Purple Crystal, but also Pink Crystal, and Yellow Crystal... all kinds of colors, for you to choose from."

"As for whether it can bring good luck, we don't go in for that fancy nonsense; this thing is just to give you some psychological comfort. If you think it can, it can; if you think it can't, it can't. Is there really such a thing as metaphysics in this world?"

"OK, family members who want to buy, get ready, I'm putting up the link for you right away."

LV1 Net Beggar Lin Sui: "?"

She slowly typed a question mark in the Live Streaming Room.

The Live Streamer immediately said, "Where did this person pretending to be Lin Sui come from? Kick her out."

Lin Sui was quickly kicked out of the Live Streaming Room.

She couldn't get back in when she tried; she had been blocked.

With her Level 1 account posting, it was indeed easy for people to mistake her for an impostor.

But he, a seller of fake goods, what right did he have to talk about her!

"Brothers and sisters, there's someone here selling fake goods under my name. Quick, counter-report him, let him know that the Ten Thousand Year Group is not to be trifled with!"

Lin Sui called on everyone to report.

There is strength in numbers; it didn't take long for the other party's Live Streaming Room to be banned.

Lin Sui sneered, "What kind of thing dares to use my name to commit fraud!"

Her items were given by the system; where would there be any source factory?

But the speed at which these manufacturers make fake goods is truly impressive; they made so many so quickly.

After dealing with this seller of fake goods, she casually swiped to another Live Streaming Room.

"That's right! Family members, this is the Peach Blossom Ornament that both Lin Sui and Suyu have sold, our source factory..."

Lin Sui: "Charge, my subjects! Report!"

Next one!

"Family members, look closely, this Mask has been recommended by both Lin Sui and Suyu..."

Lin Sui: "... I have said the word 'report' ten thousand times!"

Why have sellers of fake goods popped up overnight?

LV47 Lin Dan Da: "Wasn't the sales over at Suyu's side too hot last night? If it weren't for the limited stock, he would have almost hit number one on the sales ranking."

Once something becomes popular, fake goods from all over the world come kissing up to it.

LV47 Lin Dan Da: "Sigh... why didn't my clothes sell that well back then? Lin Sui, you're not good enough!"

Lin Sui had a flash of inspiration, "Hey, why don't you send some samples over, and I'll have Suyu wear them to sell for you. That guy who does women's clothing seemed quite popular just now."

LV47 Lin Dan Da: "... Thanks, but I decline."

He didn't want a stinky man wearing his beautiful clothes!

Lin Sui looked regretful.

After composing herself, she refused to believe it, "One more! If it's still a seller of fake goods, I will report it to the central authorities!"

【LV1 Net Beggar Lin Sui has entered the Live Streaming Room】

"Welcome, this Net Beggar Lin Sui!"

As soon as Lin Sui entered, she heard a warm female voice welcoming her with passion.

This feeling was as if she had returned to the time when she first started Live Streaming.

It was also just as full of passion.

This couldn't help but make her feel a bit of affection for this girl.

The Live Streamer was called Sexy Piggy Worm, a very unique name.

Lin Sui took a look at the number of people in her Live Streaming Room; there was only her.

No wonder she was so enthusiastic!

LV1 Net Beggar Lin Sui: "Hello."

Lin Sui greeted her, then looked at the other party's face.

She was a very delicate-looking girl, not looking too old, perhaps just graduated.

Sexy Piggy Worm said earnestly, "Hello, I am a veteran chat Live Streamer, do you want to chat with me?"

Without waiting for Lin Sui to answer, the other party had already invited her to a video link-up.

Being so proactive, it really made it hard to refuse.

Lin Sui clicked confirm.

Zhu Er Chong said, "OK, since you accepted, that means you agree to chat with me."

"Question: Whose meat tastes better, Peppa Pig's or GG Bond's?"

"..."

Lin Sui: "Why isn't there Piggy Worm? Is it not a pig?"

Zhu Er Chong: "Ah?"

Two question marks popped up over her eyes, which were full of wisdom.

"Who told you that a Zhu Er Chong is a pig?"

Lin Sui: "Then can it be eaten? Answer me!"

"..."

She was silent for a few seconds, then still honestly replied: "I suppose it can?"

There were indeed people who had eaten it.

Because it was a joint Live Streaming, one could not see Lin Sui's face, only hear the strong condemnation in her tone, "Then what right do you have to look down on our Zhu Er Chong? Why didn't you put it in the options? Please give me a reasonable explanation!"

Zhu Er Chong: "..."

It had completely stumped a veteran Live Streamer.

(This chapter was reviewed and about two hundred words were deleted, so it might look a bit inexplicable and messy. Basically, the two people in the first Live Streaming Room were kissing, so Ke Ai Gui had a breakdown and said those things (which were also deleted). That's about the gist of it.)

?? I am sincerely asking everyone what time you would like to see the updates. I am staying up later and later, and you are all staying up along with me. This can't go on; eventually, both sides will end up with kidney deficiency, which is not worth the loss. I'll see if I can adjust it.

? Seriously, don't go for those unrealistic fantasies of wanting to see it twenty-four hours a day.

? Mwah.

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