[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi":3,"chapter-i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-chapter-86":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","I Can Get 1,000,000x Returns from Selling Anything!",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},99236,136,"Chapter 86 -86-Tickling? Not Even a Scratch","i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-chapter-86",86,"\u003Cp>Time flowed amid the clamor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! Attention all players! The server-wide event \"Battle of Desperation\" has officially begun!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: Click the event interface button to teleport directly to the battlefield.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: In the secret realm Battle of Desperation, eliminated players cannot re-enter. Global synchronized live streaming is now active. All players can spectate, send bullet comments, and tip.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: Killing enemy-zone players or completing stage objectives earns Battle of Desperation points, which can be exchanged for various items in the shop.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: In Battle of Desperation, all monsters only drop items—not equipment, experience, skill books, or gold coins. Killing players from other world zones grants all these rewards.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: Upon entering Battle of Desperation, your attack mode is automatically set to area mode. You cannot damage players from your own world zone.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel listened to each prompt, expression calm and unchanged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rules were no different from his previous lives.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He opened the event interface and lightly tapped the teleport button.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A flash of white light engulfed everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When his vision cleared, Daniel found himself standing on unfamiliar land.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The air was tinged with faint smoke and the metallic tang of blood. The distant horizon was shrouded in a grayish haze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! You have been automatically assigned to World District 616. Initial login count for District 616: 1.09 billion. System rating for District 616 combat power: SSS-grade! Secret realm quest difficulty automatically adjusted to SSS-grade!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: All District 616 players completing the event will receive SSS-grade rewards.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: You have entered the Battle of Desperation battlefield. Current area: MC-8848 Teleport Zone.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: Map updated. Follow guidance to reach your district’s castle. Wild monsters appear en route. Players must exercise caution.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel was about to open the map when a flurry of rapid prompts sounded in his ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player \"Golden Windblade\"!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player \"The Silent One\"!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Tip: You are now in combat! You are under attack by the player \"von Klein\"!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, a stream of trivial damage numbers floated above his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"-1!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"MISS!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"-1!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"MISS!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel raised an eyebrow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked up to see dozens of foreign-world players surrounding him, unloading torrents of attacks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Flashes of skill light exploded across his form, yet they struck like waves against a cliff, unable to even scratch the surface of his armor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nearly 20,000 points in his four core attributes, combined with the 50% absolute evasion from his Windstrider Robe, made the attacks of these thirty- to forty-level players laughably ineffective.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet the attackers’ reactions were even more stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"By the gods! What kind of monster is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All damage is forced? How is this possible?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Forty-plus people attacking one, and each hit deals only one point of damage? I must be seeing things!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look at his title! Upon the Throne... Rising Star of the Empire? Holy Shit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Faustus... he’s Faustus! The one-man city slayer Faustus!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No! Wait, run... RUN!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel’s eyes glinted with icy killing intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Planning to strike and run?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suicide!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He raised his hand, but the scene before him only sharpened his intent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within MC-8848 Teleport Zone, countless foreign-world players were ruthlessly slaughtering District 616 players.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They struck with no mercy, treating the humans not as fellow players, but as enemies to be annihilated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some had just landed, barely taking in their surroundings before being overwhelmed by a deluge of skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others fought desperately, killing one or two opponents, only to be instantly focused down by dozens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those attempting to flee found enemies on all sides—escape was impossible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The resistance of District 616 seemed fragile and feeble against this premeditated coalition.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clearly, this was a carefully orchestrated encirclement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel’s gaze swept across the battlefield of carnage, his fingers slowly brushing against the string of Stellar Wrath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Global Live Stream · Faustus Channel]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the Battle of Desperation began, global live streaming activated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Billions of viewers poured into the most popular player streams, bullet comments flooding like a tidal wave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They’re here! Battle of Desperation has started!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Check the level rankings! Faustus is Level 100! How are the opponents supposed to fight him?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Level 100? With so many worlds united, a single spit could drown him!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Exactly! District 616 is doomed this time!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"MC-8848 Teleport Zone! Faustus is there! Look—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My gods, so many attacking him! Dozens against one!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait... all forced damage? All -1?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What... what kind of defense is this? Cheating, right?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faustus: \"Are you tickling me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The chat exploded, and under the gaze of billions...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daniel moved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Within the teleport zone, Daniel unfurled his Black Dragon Wings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten-meter-wide obsidian wings spread behind him, each feather gleaming with a cold metallic sheen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He leapt into the air, surveying the chaos below.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Stellar Wrath was drawn taut.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bowstring vibrated, and a golden arrow tore through the sky, ascending toward the clouds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whum—!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Arrowstorm!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Shattering Comet!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Two devastating SSS-grade skills ignited simultaneously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the peak, the arrow exploded, fracturing into thousands of golden streaks, like shattered stars, cascading like a galactic waterfall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, a torrential arrow rain fell from the clouds, merging with the scattering streaks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In an instant, the sky was filled with golden light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each arrow trailing blazing streaks, each imbued with Strength capable of tearing steel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>BOOOOM! BOOOOM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ground shook violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The roar of explosions merged into a deafening chorus, golden fire consuming everything in moments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shockwaves overturned all living beings within hundreds of meters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The earth cracked, stones flew, and the air shimmered with scorching heat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The foreign-world coalition attacking District 616 hadn’t even realized what had happened—they were shredded like paper under the golden storm of arrows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the dust cleared, the area was empty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! You have killed ×3,794 foreign-world players!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Death Curse BUFF triggered! Targets level -5! Forced drop of equipment! Forced drop of all backpack items!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Endless Debt BUFF triggered! Acquired 100% of targets’ gold coins! Targets afflicted with Eternal Debt!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ground glimmered with scattered gold, equipment, and materials, sparkling brilliantly in the sunlight.\u003C\u002Fp>",1009,"2026-05-28T19:21:06.785Z","2026-06-01T04:28:49.946Z",1,"novelbin.me","dcb7821d69edbd0118d12583b9255e4d1b4eb0b63231b3607ea559c95b9feb1e","i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-chapter-87","i-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-chapter-85",281,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-get-1-000-000x-returns-from-selling-anythi-cover.jpg"]