Chapter 111

The viewers in the live stream were still sighing, what a sweet voice.

The camera showed Siyue Fangfei's appearance: big eyes, cherry‑small mouth, tiny nose—each a merit on its own, except for her large face and the Adam's apple protruding on her neck, which completely overturned everything.

Seeing this, the viewers in the live stream all went crazy.

Who could have imagined that the person making that sweet voice was actually a bare‑footed big guy! If the screen hadn't lit up, everyone would have seen before them a world‑famous painting comparable to *The Cry*.

【Ahhhh Baojuan, eyes! My eyes are going blind!】

【Save me, save me, save me!】

【Disgusted, this one is a heavyweight!】

【First, let me say this—I haven't provoked any of you, why treat me like this TVT】

【My beloved older sister… where is the older sister? How did she turn into a bare‑footed big guy? Ahhhh mom, save me! 【hugging head, fleeing like a rat】】

In the camera, behind Siyue Fangfei is a large bed that looks fairly tidy, though one cannot rule out a last‑minute sharpening of weapons—no speed, just light—and the window beside the bed reflects the twilight sky.

Light fell on the man's face, and Siyue Fangfei broke into a very simple smile: "Hehehe, hello streamer, I'm Siyue Fangfei."

Ling Yue fell silent for a moment, listening to his still delicate and sweet voice; this ridiculous scene almost made her unable to hold back laughter.

She gave a light cough: "Hello, Siyue Fangfei, what would you like to consult?"

Siyue Fangfei's older brother: "It's our family's hamster Bao Bao; lately it hasn't been eating, and it often shrinks into the corner of its breeding box—sometimes I almost thought it was lost. Bao Bao's courage is small, but not this small!"

He sighed while saying that, leaning against a big plush‑bear pillow to adjust his posture, and continued: "I also took it to the hospital for a check‑up; there's nothing serious, the doctor said it might be psychological, but I've been staying at home watching Bao Bao—what could it affect?"

【Yeah, the older brother has been staying at home—what effect could there be? Only we are pitiful!】

【Give me back my sweet girl! Give me back my sweet girl! Give me back my sweet girl!】

The man apparently glanced at the comment section, narrowed his eyes, and continued: "Streamer, come take a look at Bao Bao."

As he adjusted the camera, the hamster Bao Bao had already been taken out by him; to be precise, it should be a mouse‑sized villa together with the hamster—a hamster smaller than a palm, pure white all over, with cute Dou Dou eyes that sparkle, lively and adorable.

Not to mention Ling Yue, even the treasure‑seeking mouse Jin Jin seeing the little villa was stunned.

"Wow!" it poked out its little head, claws holding a pecan, nibbling while saying: "My goodness, what a beautiful mouse‑sized villa—I, the mouse, also really want one."

Ling Yue's fingertip seemingly pressed, intentionally or not, onto its little head; the treasure‑seeking mouse Duo Duo lifted its head, its thin ears glowing with a gold‑powder hue in the sunlight, especially cute, and Ling Yue curved her brows—Duo Duo instantly understood her meaning.

It continued to lie on the edge of the table, watching, covering its mouth.

On the screen, the white hamster Bao Bao climbed onto the little treadmill and started running; Ling Yue heard its panting: "This careless owner—Bao Bao I'm about to die of fright!"

The man furrowed his brows: "This is another problem I'm worried about—these past few days its exercise level has been far over the limit, its spirit unusually excited; streamer, if you can cure it, I'll reward you right away—I've got money!"

Before Ling Yue could say anything, the hamster Bao Bao lying on the treadmill said: "Money? The owner's money is all earned by fishing through livestreams!"

Ling Yue raised her eyebrows, feeling odd all along—now it makes sense; normally a man wouldn't deliberately learn a female voice, so this older brother is quite "inspirational."

She pressed her lips tight, her face looking somewhat solemn; not only did the viewers in the live stream start asking questions, but the man himself also felt a little afraid.

After all, he was a longtime fan of Ling Yue's livestreams, and he knew that when Ling Yue wore such a solemn expression, it usually meant nothing good; seeing this a few times, the man's heart fluttered anxiously, he was beside himself with worry.

He anxiously asked, "Ling Yue, could it be that Bao Bao isn't doing well?"

Ling Yue shook her head, looking puzzled: "No, I haven't asked Bao Bao yet, so I don't know how it's doing."

The man instantly breathed a sigh of relief, patting his chest: "That's good, that's good."

In the following time, Ling Yue watched her strictly trained little hamster and asked, "Why are you so nervous? Is it because you're feeling unwell or because you're upset?"

Hamster Bao Bao had long heard its owner say that someone could understand animal language; when it actually happened, it was stunned for a moment, then its two pretty little paws clasped together: "You… you… I… I…"

It relaxed, slowly lifted its body, leaning against the small exercise wheel: "I'm not feeling unwell."

That's the psychological cause.

Sure enough, the next moment, the hamster said, "I'm scared because the owner received a strange parcel with a weird smell; I've protested many times, but they still insist on keeping it, which makes me feel terrible!"

Ling Yue:???

What do you mean? The hamster is only a few months old and its speech is all over the place; Ling Yue guessed: "You mean the strange parcel the owner received is making you uncomfortable? You don't like that they won't listen?"

The hamster nodded, a remarkably human-like gesture that drew many to exclaim how adorable it was.

Hearing this, Siyue Fangfei froze, not knowing whether she was shocked or something else, then she put on a mournful face: "I'm being wrongly accused! I didn't want this either, but I can't understand animal language—who knows it's because of this protest?"

Hamster Bao Bao also paused upon hearing its owner's words, wiped its paws, and said, "Alright, I forgive you."

Siyue Fangfei clearly missed the point, cooing at the little hamster, completely forgetting about the parcel.

A grown man, trying to appease the petite hamster, Ling Yue couldn't help but cough lightly: "If you keep this up, even when it gets dark there'll be no way to solve the problem."

Siyue Fangfei blinked: "Ah? I get it now!"

"Ling Yue, quickly ask Bao Bao which parcel is problematic—I'll take care of it right away!"

The hamster squeaked, pointing with its paw; hearing its voice, Ling Yue raised an eyebrow: "What a coincidence—it's the one you're leaning against behind you."

Speaking of which, she was a little curious: would a grown man really buy a stuffed bear almost as tall as a person?

Siyue Fangfei's eyes widened in surprise, her mouth slightly open: "Really? It's that? This is the stuffed bear my fan gave me! What's wrong with it?"

The hamster beside them covered its little nose upon hearing that: "Smelly! It's making me nauseous! The owner put it on the bed, and it reeks so badly I can't even eat! Ugh~"

Saying that, it also made a vomiting motion, causing everyone to burst out laughing.

【Hahaha, this hamster is way too clever and lively!】

【Curious, Ling Yue, quickly translate—what exactly happened to make the hamster dislike it so much?】

【I guess it's the parcel, so what exactly is inside it?】

After Ling Yue translated, the chatters in the livestream grew even more curious, all eagerly speculating.

【Smelly? Or could it be that someone else's parcel is stuffed with shoddy cotton?】

【I think that's very likely!】

【Maybe… it's something else—would shoddy cotton really smell that bad?】

【!!! Holy shit, dude, don't scare people—scaring people to death!】

At first, the guy who started hearing Ling Yue's translation was just a little nervous, but after seeing the comments, Siyue Fangfei jumped up from the bed in a flash, almost forgetting to put on her slippers, and stood barefoot on the floor.

He stared at the stuffed bear in shock, countless guesses flashing through his mind, his words stammering: "No, no, it's not... it probably isn't, right?"

【Maybe】O(∩_∩)O

Seeing this smile, he shuddered: "This is my number one... cough, cough, a friend gave it to me, he treats me very well..."

The hamster beside him timely chimed in: "Ah yes, yes, he's your number one big brother, sending you money, how could he not like you?"

Ling Yue's expression was subtle, and the stream's viewers became even more sharp-eared, beginning to speculate upon hearing "number one".

【Inquirer, big brother, is the friend you mentioned surnamed Bang and given name Yi, commonly called Number One Big Brother?】

【Hahaha, I should have guessed earlier, I'm dying of laughter, really, I pity that number one big brother!】

【Thinking I'm not the only one who was deceived, my mood suddenly brightened—what should I do?】

【Plus one, my happiness is back!】

Compared to the cheerful comment section, Siyue Fangfei, who misspoke, was very nervous, but thinking of his powerful beauty function, he felt it was more important to first settle his own affairs.

He coughed twice, abruptly changing the subject: "Host, I'll go get a pair of scissors to see what's inside."

As soon as he said that, the viewers who had been discussing instantly became interested.

【Cut the doll? Great, I love seeing the reveal.】

【I bet a pack of spicy strips, it's definitely black-heart cotton!】

【I bet a roasted sweet potato, it's absolutely not black-heart cotton!】

【Hey partners, you two are arguing? I won't guess anything, just waiting to see the result, hahaha!】

Soon after, Siyue Fangfei took a pair of scissors and cut open the bear on the table.

With the "crack—crack—" sound, the hamster beside him seemed to sense something, hiding in the wood shavings and frantically stuffing food, its cheek pouches bulging.

The big brother cleanly cut open the bear's back; the outermost layer was still white stuffing, but faintly, he saw a bit of strange pattern.

In the camera, he casually pulled at it a few times, not expecting the white fluff to be only the outer layer; the viewers didn't know what he saw, only knowing that in an instant, Siyue Fangfei's face turned extremely grim.

【What's going on? It can't be what I guessed, right?】

【Probably not, let's look again? It's all blocked by Siyue Fangfei, I can't see QWQ】

The next moment, he took a deep breath, ripped open the tear, and the toy bear of his height tore with a sound, all the stuffing spilling out—except for a little cotton, the inside was actually full of clothes!

【What the heck is this?】

The man pinched it with two fingers, lifted and shook it, and a four-corner grey pair of big underpants appeared on the camera, still bearing stained marks.

The stream's viewers—

【Holy shit holy shit holy shit, a pervert!】

【My god my god! My eyes are going blind, this isn't men's underwear, is it?】

【Ahhh so disgusting so disgusting so disgusting!】

【Look at this aged patina, this texture, it's still an old item, bro, you've struck gold!】

【Upstairs is way off, Sichuan temperature drops ten degrees!】

Next, he pulled out a large amount of clothing, including but not limited to socks, underpants, shirts, etc.; seeing the traces and stains, it was obvious they had been worn before being stuffed in. Thinking he had used it as a pillow for quite a while, Siyue Fangfei's face turned dark green, nauseated to the point his whole body trembled.

Finally, he also discovered a miniature electronic locator.

Siyue Fangfei's face turned deathly pale, his heart felt like a big hole had been torn, continuously leaking cold air.

He regretted deeply, lowering his head: "I shouldn't have accepted the gift, it's too terrifying!"

Seeing his pitiful state, the stream's viewers comforted him.

【It's fine, you were just grossed out by a man; you're also a man, you have everything he does, and you even scammed his money!】

【Emmm…… this talk, how does it sound so harsh!】

【Siyue Fangfei big brother:??? Can boys be hurt too? 【roar】【roar】】

【Looks like being a host isn't easy either—being good-looking invites pervert harassment, and you can't vent it; if it goes on long, it'll be super creepy!】

Siyue Fangfei read the comments, feeling warmer inside, he sighed: "If not forced by life, who would want to live like this?"

He shook his head, suddenly his eyes lit up, his gaze falling on the hamster Bao Bao: "Host! Host, it's eating on its own!"

Bao Bao the hamster wished to hide, holding his plump cheeks and hopping: "Don't, don't speak, I'm going to be scared to death!"

Its little nose twitched, sniffing while dodging.

Because of speaking, a red bean plopped out of its mouth; Bao Bao the hamster hurried to pick it up, stuffed it into his mouth, then held his cheeks and leaned against the corner of the little villa.

This abnormal state made the now-cheerful Siyue Fangfei freeze again: "Host, what's wrong with it..."

Ling Yue shook her head: "I'll ask."

The matter should have been resolved, so why is the little hamster Bao Bao like this again, clearly having been frightened.

Ling Yue furrowed her brows, asking it: "Bao Bao, what's wrong?"

Who knew the little hamster shrank back in fear, Dou Dou's eyes flashing with terror: "There, there's a pervert!"

Ling Yue blinked: "A pervert?"

Bao Bao the hamster nodded, rubbing his cheeks: "I, I just smelled something, found that at home…… there's someone else's scent, wuwuwu, exactly the same as these things!"

Its terrified appearance was obvious to anyone with eyes, let alone the experienced Siyue Fangfei.

Ling Yue solemnly relayed this to Siyue Fangfei, who widened his eyes, his eyeballs almost popping out: "Someone else's scent?"

This sentence made his hairs stand on end, a chill surging from his feet to the top of his head; even though he's a big man, he felt frightened and uneasy.

He let out an "ah" and jumped onto the bed, the camera shaking as well.

The stream's viewers, hearing this suddenly, all froze.

【What does that mean? Could it be that……】

【Demonic whisper: Siyue Fangfei's home has another person; maybe they're hiding under the bed!】

【Holy shit, what the hell do you mean? I'm on the bed right now, ah ah ah ah I dare not get down!】

I need to pee QWQ

Hold it!

April Fangfei, who had been reading the comments looking for some comfort, exclaimed: '!!!'

His hands and feet were ice-cold, how could he feel even more scared? Is anyone there? What's going on!

April Fangfei was about to go crazy, hesitating, she looked at Ling Yue: 'Broadcaster, are you really sure?'

Ling Yue looked at the hamster Chubby, which had already flopped at the small villa's door, its tiny paws scratching at the locked big door: 'Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Chubby, you can do it!'

Suddenly noticing someone looking at it, the hamster Chubby jerked its head: 'What are you looking at, not letting me escape?'

Ling Yue: 'Where is that stranger?'

The hamster Chubby sniffed carefully: 'Bed, under the bed QAQ'

Just then, April Fangfei clearly felt movement under the bed, his hand pressing on the bedboard, and underneath it shuddered again.

'What's going on?' April Fangfei still used a soft female voice, his face full of doubtful uncertainty, he said to the camera: 'How do I feel movement under the bed? Is it my imagination?'

Ling Yue gave him a meaningful look: 'What do you think?'

April Fangfei: '!!!'

After a moment, he broke out in a cold sweat all over, but this time he mustered his courage and quietly crawled up from the bed: 'No way? No way?'

He muttered, his face already calming down; the sudden event had thrown him off balance earlier, but now he steadied, suddenly realizing, he's a big man, what is there to fear?!

April Fangfei even learned to actively entice, his bare, big fat foot dangling off the bed, swaying a few times.

The movement under the bed became increasingly obvious.

He pointed the camera under the bed, deliberately making a curious sound in his mouth: 'Who? Who's under the bed?'

With a pinched, soft girlish voice, if you didn't look at the face, just hearing the voice, anyone would think this weak girl had been scared out of her wits by herself.

【Holy shit holy shit, big bro's got guts! Enough courage!】

【My god, safety first! Absolutely don't beat the person to death!】

【Damn, that's so exciting!】

Under the bed, the owner of those eyes had countless dirty thoughts running through his mind.

So, he crept forward stealthily; April Fangfei seemed to sense it, he lowered his head, the camera aimed at the movement under the bed, and the watching netizens subconsciously held their breath.

At this moment, there were no comments on the screen.

Suddenly, April Fangfei's foot itched; he quickly reacted, swiftly lowering his head, a hand was gripping his foot, rubbing it, April Fangfei shuddered, his voice tensed to the breaking point: 'Who?'

The camera faithfully recorded his expression, covering the whole frame from top to bottom; suddenly, a big bald head poked out from under the bed and planted a fierce kiss on his foot!

'Hehehe, little beauty...'

He turned his head with a drunken look of satisfaction; although this foot was a bit big and a bit smelly… he lifted his gaze to April Fangfei, a lecherous yet anticipatory look aimed upward, where a 180‑catty muscular man sat on the bed, looking down at him.

The two faced each other, the moment their eyes met——

Both let out the same ground‑squirrel‑like scream: 'Ahhhhhhh!!!'

The escaping hamster Chubby pressed against the cage gap, ready to squeeze out; hearing the scream, it shuddered violently, its cheek pouches flung open, and the grains inside its mouth all spilled out in a rush.

Ling Yue also raised an eyebrow.

This dramatic scene made the livestream viewers who had witnessed the whole ordeal and were almost scared silly burst out laughing like geese!

【Holy shit holy shit hahahahahaha!!!】

【My god, my god, this isn't something you can lick!】

【Geese geese geese geese geese geese! I'm gonna laugh until I split!】

April Fangfei, now reacting, his face turned black, his size‑41 big foot came down hard.

'Ow ow ow!' The man's big fat face was stepped on flat, and he howled in pain.

April Fangfei led the person out from under the bed, then unleashed a flurry of punches and kicks; the stranger knelt in the room, covering his head and scurrying like a rat, desperately begging for mercy: 'Ah ah ah, big bro spare me! Big bro spare me!'

He was bound with his hands tied behind his back, his nose bruised and face swollen like a pig's head; whenever April Fangfei glanced at him, he trembled with fear.

After April Fangfei finished dialing the police, he then turned his gaze to the man, who shuddered violently from fright.

'Good, good hero spare my life! I was bewitched, I deserve ten thousand deaths, spare me!'

'Are you Jin Jin Jin Jinzi?' April Fangfei suddenly said, the name of his livestream's number‑one big brother.

He too was startled, looking at him in terror, an indescribable horrible thought surfacing in his mind.

In his incredulous gaze, April Fangfei flashed a smile that could be called dainty and cooing, voice soft and sweet: 'I'm your little sweetie sweetie sweetie~'

'Yue!'

The sneaky‑in number‑one big brother rolled his eyes, nearly fainting.

April Fangfei breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the screen; the laughing point had passed, and already some people were starting to feel uneasy.

【So then, how exactly did he get in? No, wait, should be how did he find the streamer's home?】

【!!! My god, I'm scared too, I got goosebumps all over.】

Yeah, April Fangfei was also curious.

Soon, the police who received the report arrived, seeing the man trussed up like a pig with bruised nose and swollen face, they couldn't help but stare: 'This is……'

The man saw them and immediately burst into tears, clutching their thighs: 'Police uncle, police uncle, save me! Save me, quickly get me out!'

Truly, those who hear it feel heartbroken, those who see it bring tears to the eyes—what a ghost!

The frightened netizens cursed him bloody hell, their hearts nearly jumping out of their chests; if today's target hadn't been April Fangfei's big brother, but any delicate girl instead?

The consequences would make one's blood run cold.

After hearing the full story, the police looked grave at the number‑one big brother, who sobbed and confessed: 'I was wrong! I'll never dare again!'

'How did you get my address?'

He cried, his face anguished: 'Express… delivery.'

As it turned out, he had obtained the streamer's address via toy deliveries; finally, when no one was home, he sneaked in, thinking of the large sum he'd spent, a malicious thought arose, and he hid under the bed—thus recreating that earlier scene.

He never would have imagined, even if beaten to death, that the little sweet-sweet streamer he liked was actually a burly man standing 1.8 meters tall and weighing 180 jin.

The viewers in the live stream exclaimed in astonishment, "This is simply impossible to guard against!"

Siyue Fangfei patted her chest, feeling immensely relieved to be a big man, unafraid of these.

At this point, the truth was fully revealed.

From the start to the laughter and now to the horror, everyone watched him and couldn't help but sigh, still feeling that the excitement wasn't over.

"Shall we stream for another segment?" Ling Yue read a comment, involuntarily raising her eyebrows as she looked out the window: "The sky's already dark; everyone should be eating, and I should sign off."

【Don't go, streamer!】

【Streamer, streamer, don't shut down—without you, how can I live!】

Ling Yue rubbed her forehead; this bunch of lively rascals, no matter how they begged on screen, didn't soften her heart, and she directly said, "See you tomorrow, everyone."

Despite the fans' countless calls, Ling Yue still shut off the stream; she lay in bed, enjoying the rare quiet, with more work to attend to tomorrow.

Early morning.

Ling Yue had everything ready; an ethereal, melodious voice sounded, and she looked ahead to the windowsill, where Miss Goldfinch pecked at its gleaming golden feathers, even though it had already been groomed to be extraordinarily beautiful.

It looked shyly at Ling Yue: "May I?"

Ling Yue nodded: "Beautiful!"

Miss Goldfinch laughed, suddenly spread its wings, flew into the car, anticipating meeting its companion.

Their destination was the winery Ling Yue had previously bought; the large quantity of fruit she had bought earlier had all been fermented into wine, after lengthy fermentation and brewing, said to be very successful.

The new car was fast; especially after entering the national highway, they soon arrived at their destination.

Before even entering, she already smelled a fresh, mellow fragrance; without thinking, she knew it was the scent of wine.

The fragrance drifted into her nostrils; Miss Goldfinch beside her flapped its wings, eventually perching on Ling Yue's shoulder, tilting its head up: "So fragrant!"

"More fragrant than any human-world perfume, and not at all irritating!"

This must be the highest praise a bird can give.

Ling Yue listened, the corners of her mouth turning up: "Then let's hurry inside, and by the way give Mr. Hawk a big surprise!"

They hadn't told anyone before coming.

Ling Yue glanced at the much-changed winery, which had a professional manager she'd contacted overseeing it, strictly selecting workers, offering a high monthly wage of 5,000, and as soon as it was proposed, it attracted a large number of workers.

The only thing likely missing was an experienced wine-making master.

Ling Yue wasn't in a rush; this kind of fruit wine should be the lowest-technique requirement in her wine repertoire, but if she waited until winter to hire, it would be a bit foolish.

Just as she entered, she heard the workers' exclamation: "Oh no, I just checked the warehouse and the sample wine vat is empty!"

Old Wang, what on earth is going on? Could there be mice?

"Old Zhou, don't talk nonsense; our factory is very clean, how could there be mice! Did you accidentally spill it?"

"How could it be! The factory director went out to promote, and I've already had someone fetch the deputy factory director; don't frame me!"

Ling Yue furrowed her brows as she walked in; the moment she appeared, the Mr. Hawk that had been perched resting with eyes closed on the eaves suddenly opened its eyes: "Ling Ling!"

Flap-flap~~

Ling Yue looked up; the petite Miss Goldfinch and the tall, fierce Mr. Hawk gathered together, finally perching on the eaves, leaning on each other, appearing to have an indescribable sense of harmony.

Ling Yue hastily averted her eyes; the sweet atmosphere made this single person's teeth hurt, and staring any longer would be self‑torture.

She also heard other sounds; looking around, leaves on the nearby small tree rustled, a fluffy‑tailed little squirrel clung to the branch, half‑crouched, raising its paws.

"Wow, a new human—what is she here for?"

"I don't know, it smells so good—if only I could have a sip!"

"Humans are watching too closely; if I get a chance, I'll definitely gulp a big mouthful!"

"I want two big gulps—super huge, super huge!" the little squirrel said, spreading its forepaws, gesturing excitedly.

"I'll drink the most!"

"I'm the biggest!"

Ling Yue almost couldn't help laughing out loud—she hadn't even drunk the wine yet, and they were already arguing over loans.

As for these small animals discussing how to steal her wine, Ling Yue raised her eyebrows involuntarily, then quickly averted her gaze to the troubled employee.

The employee stared, hadn't even managed to ask, when suddenly a loud shout came from behind: "Boss?!"

The deputy factory manager came running up, slightly out of breath, saying: "Boss, how did you come here?"

Seeing him drenched in sweat, Ling Yue said: "Catch your breath first, then speak."

"Okay, okay!"

The workers who had just been bustling about stared at her in shock—this young, pretty girl who looked about twenty—could she really be the big boss the factory manager mentioned?

Many felt their hearts jump, lowered their heads, and dared not speak any further.

Old Wang, who had discovered the problem, clicked his tongue, feeling bitter; how could he be so unlucky that the issue showed up just as the boss happened to see it!

As he was fretting, suddenly he heard Ling Yue speak: "I just heard that some wine was stolen—what exactly happened? Tell me."

Old Wang nervously clasped his hands, unable to meet her gaze, and muttered with his head down: "Yes, yes, yes, indeed some wine has been stolen."

He scratched his head in distress and frankly explained: "Just yesterday I had just put a jar of newly brewed wine into the warehouse; I swear I sealed the door tightly before leaving!"

"But this morning when I looked again, I found the jar's seal had been opened by something unknown, and the ten catties of sample wine inside were completely gone—not a drop left!"

"The warehouse key has always been on me; it never left my side. Besides the wine being tampered with, nothing else was moved."

Before Ling Yue could speak, the other workers stared in disbelief: "That's ten catties of wine—could it have just evaporated into thin air?"

"Nonsense—it must have been stolen!"

"Ah? What thief would be so stupid as to only go after the wine?" ，，.