Chapter 198

Hurry up, hurry up—could it be that today I'm going to witness a miracle?

ganhai da wang didn't delay either, his face wore a smiling, squinting expression; he was also curious about opening the blind box—what exactly is inside the little drum bag?

ganhai da wang gave a light cough: "Everyone, please look—I'm about to start digging right now; you can guess what animal is lying hidden in the sand?"

In a moment, the screen filled with bullet comments; everyone threw out their guesses from the heart, and even more bizarrely, someone actually guessed an object here.

ganhai da wang proudly lifted his head, his face full of confidence: "Don't guess what it is—I have the host with me, this time I'm turning my luck around!"

The livestream viewers—

"Really? I don't believe it!"

ganhai da wang gave a heh: "If you don't believe it, just watch!"

He bent over, directly using his hands: "Everyone, watch closely—our online blind box for beachcombing is about to open!"

Among the livestream viewers, including Ling Yue and himself, everyone was eager to see what was inside; the soft, damp sand was dug open, the little drum bag wasn't big to begin with, and it swayed slightly, showing that the small creature inside was buried relatively shallowly.

Soon, ganhai da wang dug out the little creature living in the sand.

Ling Yue heard it cursing: "Human, human!"

"Ahhh, save me—I can't bury myself anymore, don't touch my claws!"

Ling Yue raised her eyebrows, listening to the cute creature's cries, then watching ganhai da wang's actions—it was exactly like a rogue harassing a respectable young woman.

She couldn't help but speak: "Be gentler—you scared it."

ganhai da wang: "???"

If doubts could materialize, his head would probably already be crawling with little question marks—scared it? Scared whom?

Suddenly his fingertip touched something cool; it seemed to have a hard shell, and ganhai da wang's eyes lit up as an extremely gorgeous bright yellow appeared before everyone.

A cute little yellow flower-dan crab was exposed to the air.

Seeing the burrow it had painstakingly dug being pried open, the flower-dan crab waved its small pincers and lunged: "You big bad guy, you big bad person—I'm going to pinch you to death!"

Even ganhai da wang didn't expect this tiny flower-dan crab to be so fierce; he pretended to be startled, stepping back several steps: "Hiss, this little guy is pretty fierce."

However, as soon as his words fell, the ferocious flower-dan crab waved its large pincers, turned and ran, moving across the sand at lightning speed: "Ahhh, only a fool would go head-to-head with humans—did I get tricked? Hehehe!"

It immediately began another round of burying itself in the sand.

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Turns out crabs also play the 'sound east, strike west' trick!"

"This little guy is quite something!"

"What a cute and pretty little crab, flower-dan crab—is it because it looks as beautiful as the flower-dan role on stage?"

Moreover, some people, delighted by ganhai da wang's earlier nervous expression, exclaimed: "Ganhaida wang, are you trying to laugh me to death so you can inherit my flower-ballad?"

Say it's stupid, yet it knows to flee using the 'sound east, strike west' tactic; say it's smart, yet after just a few steps it starts burying itself in place, right in front of ganhai da wang, under human eyes.

ganhai da wang: "Provocation! This is naked provocation!"

He walked over in a couple of steps, and this flower-dan crab possessing a kind of clear intelligence ultimately became a plaything in human hands.

Flower-dan crab: "Wuu wuu wuu X﹏X, I'm still young—I don't want to die!"

"Save me! It must be because I didn't bury myself well in the sand, didn't hide properly!"

"I'm going to die—I'll definitely be eaten by humans, wuu wuu wuu humans are terrifying, they eat everything! I'm doomed—I'm definitely doomed!"

It was utterly desperate, murmuring its last words over and over.

The next moment, a clear, bright voice rang out: "Don't worry, he won't eat you."

The flower-dan crab startled: "Who's speaking?"

Of course it was Ling Yue in front of the screen; she soothed it with a few words, and after receiving a firm assurance, the little flower-dan crab immediately perked up—specifically, it waved its large pincers: "Detestable humans, quickly release me!"

"It's all because of that hateful sand—the bottom is so hard, how could I not bury myself?"

Hearing that, Ling Yue furrowed her brows—can't bury in the sand? She seriously suspected something might be underneath, not without basis, mainly because of ganhai da wang's special constitution.

The world is vast, nothing is strange.

Daoist classics record many special constitutions; like ganhai da wang's, there have already been countless examples, and following the logic Ling Yue can deduce it.

At this moment, ganhai da wang was still harassing the flower-dan crab; he had taken a liking to this little crab, his mouth emitting a strange laugh: "Hehehe~~"

The livestream viewers hearing this lewd laugh all felt a sudden jolt.

"Mom, this person isn't broken, is he?"

"Your smile is truly scary. JPG"

ganhai da wang: "……"

"Can't I be happy?" he exclaimed excitedly: "This is the first time I've dug up a living creature while beachcombing—no more that white powder, no homework books, no big cargo!"

"Seems… that works too."

"Cough cough." Ling Yue recalled her guess, lightly coughed twice, immediately drawing ganhai da wang's concerned inquiry: "Host, what's wrong?"

Ling Yue lifted her eyelids, glanced at him lightly: "Maybe this time there are other unexpected gains."

Upon hearing that, ganhai da wang was not himself.

His expression suddenly changed, he pleaded at Ling Yue: "Host, what did you just say? The wind here is too strong, I think I didn't hear clearly QWQ"

Ling Yue: "……"

She glanced at the background behind the man; the distant coconut tree's leaves didn't even sway—wind too loud, can't hear? Definitely an excuse!

The livestream viewers suddenly heard this, jolted violently—those sitting on stools jumped up, those lying on beds shot upright, their mouths practically pointing to the sky.

"Pfft hahahaha, I knew it, I knew it! Ganhaida wang, we might as well accept our fate!"

"Brothers, things are happening—ganhaida wang is about to dig up another treasure!"

"Is your treasure pure?"

"Ahhahaha, sisters come quick—I forgot to mention, my sister is a seaside police officer, constantly watching ganhaida wang's livestream; you don't know, since ganhaida wang appeared in Qiongzhou, the local police performance has surged, my sister is overjoyed!"

"Waqu, ganhaida wang, police staking out the livestream—this isn't any different from a heavenly king's concert; each time you go live, you can catch a few fugitives, awesome! 【thumbs up】【thumbs up】"

The livestream chat's viewers were eagerly anticipating, Ling Yue was also curious, but only the ganhai da wang himself, his face ashen: "No, impossible!"

His luck, is it really that strong!

As it turns out, it really is!

Following Ling Yue's guidance, ganhai da wang returned to the spot where the flower-dan crab first buried itself in the sand; the exposed sand surface, having contacted sunlight and sea breeze, had already dried and whitened somewhat, and because there was no tide, traces of disturbance could still be seen—under such a small mound of earth, what could be hidden?

Out of the blue, he recalled the token he had previously dug up from an online lover net friend, which the other party took as the token's owner and pursued him.

He almost got forcibly bent!

Moreover, that guy acted all effeminate, raising his orchid finger, almost drawing circles on his chest, and even when the police came he threw him flirtatious glances, cooing: "Top, are you shy? You're really handsome, and if you buy me a ring, I'll agree."

He looked terrified, and climbed up Mount Kongdong overnight!

Ganhai da wang didn't realize that his seaside wind-blown, sun-baked, rugged and unrestrained appearance made him the top choice among countless little zeros in the circle.

Afterward, he explained expressionlessly: "I'm not your online lover; I'm a seaside forager, and I dug up the ring by accident."

The other person looked doubtful: "Impossible! You are my top!"

And when the true online lover finally arrived, seeing that his idolized goddess was actually a man, he flew into a rage and swung his fists: "Holy shit, where's my goddess? You online dating cheat, I'm going to sue you!"

The other tearfully pleaded: "I'm asking you, if I were a man would you still love me? You said you loved me!"

The online lover glared: "Isn't this just a joke? You, a guy, like little skirts, like pouting and acting cute—are you even a man?"

He clutched the skirt's edge, eager to try, looking at the male net friend.

Oh, I forgot to mention, he was made up and wearing a skirt for the face-to-face meeting, so when he first spoke, his effeminate eunuch-like voice scared ganhai da wang into a cold sweat all over.

The little zero in a skirt winked at the online lover, eager to try: "Top, I'm a man—don't believe me? Feel me."

The male net friend of three years' online dating: "!!! Pervert!"

He scared, he turned and ran; the onlookers—ganhai da wang and the livestream chat viewers—: "......"

Just now, did a vehicle roll over my face? It was going so fast!

Regaining consciousness, ganhai da wang shuddered violently: "Impossible! Impossible!"

But the fact is, he hadn't been digging long before he felt a hard object, and immediately wore a helpless wry smile, looking at the screen: "Streamer, you guessed it right!"

"Chat, I've found treasure again!"

He thought his tone was tragic and desperate, but the viewers heard it and burst into a string of laughter on the screen.

Ganhai da wang: my heart turned cold.

But the sea still needs to be foraged, and treasure still needs to be dug!

He carefully cleared the sand, and the released flower-dan crab nearby, hearing that he was looking for something, suddenly stopped, stared wide-eyed, and bustled around the sand in circles, domineeringly waving its claws: "Let me see—what exactly is this that got me caught by humans!"

"Hmph, look at my big claws—I'll definitely crush you!"

Obviously, it was also angry; as the thing's true form was exposed, the little crab's tiny eyes filled with doubt and disgust: "My goodness, what an ugly fish!"

Ganhai da wang, who had dug it up, also froze, looking at the icy-cold fish in his hand, incredibly lifelike, appearing just like a real one, but his years of seafood-eating experience told him it was a fake fish!

Even its small appearance is quite lifelike!

He held the palm-sized little fish: "Whose child's toy was thrown onto the beach?"

The livestream chat viewers shouted in disbelief!

【This must be a real fish, it looks so real, the scales seem to be sparkling!】

【I also think it's real, right?】

Ganhai da wang shook his head, clearly telling them: "Chat, absolutely certain, this is a fake fish!"

"Hey, this fish is pretty heavy, probably not a child's toy."

He said while tapping the fish's body, producing a bang-bang-bang sound; the sound clearly indicated metal, and he then bent it back and forth, from head to tail, earnestly giving a science lesson.

The listening chat viewers nodded repeatedly, and ganhai da wang concluded: "Definitely a fake fish, and made with such fine detail—who knows, maybe it's some high-tech thing!"

【Fun, ganhai da wang, just wait—maybe the marine police are already on their way!】

In front of the computer screen, a female police officer in uniform sat upright, staring at the screen; her colleague watched her, utterly engrossed in 'fish-feeling,' and couldn't help reminding: 'Sister Si Si, this is work time.'

Female police officer Cai Si Si ignored him; as her colleague was about to remind her, she suddenly stood up, her almond eyes flashing with brilliant light, and slapped the table with a pa—

The crisp sound immediately rang out in the quiet space, drawing the gazes of many colleagues, who stared at the unusual Cai Si Si: "What's wrong?"

Cai Si Si's face lit up with surprise: "A big fish has been caught!"

"Captain Li, you didn't tell me to watch ganhai da wang's livestream, did you? I haven't forgotten—this time he linked up with other streamers, continued foraging, and actually dug up a bionic fish!"

She immediately pulled up the saved screenshot: "Take a look—this isn't a big fish, what is it?"

The superior immediately turned serious, looking at the bionic fish in the screenshot, so finely detailed it makes one's hair stand on end—who would be so brainless as to throw it into the sea? You know, their coastal area has always been coveted by other countries because of its proximity to the sea!

Anything can be found in the sea!

Even because of this, fishermen have developed side businesses!

The superior's eyes flashed with delighted surprise; not daring to delay, he immediately ordered: "Cai Si Si, you and Zhang Lei and the others gather personnel—we're heading to the beach right now!"

Cai Si Si responded crisply, then suddenly said: "I'll first send a message to ganhai da wang—tell him absolutely not to throw it away!"

After all, ordinary people would never guess this fish's true identity and purpose, easily mistaking it for useless trash.

Cai Si Si's slender fingers clacked away on the keyboard, directly employing cyber-police tactics; in a moment, the screen only had one danmaku left—

【Ganhai da wang, I'm the marine police; the fish in your hand has a greater use—please wait, we're on our way!】

Ganhai da wang trembled at the lips, one hand gripping the fish, then suddenly plopped onto the ground, ferociously demanding: "【Who said the marine police were on their way? Come out, I promise not to beat you to death!】"

At that moment, Cai Si Si confirmed that after he saw it, she had already lifted the restriction, and instantly the screen filled with the chat viewers' unrestrained laughter.

【Ganhai da wang, create more glory! 【Cheer】【Effort】】

【Ganhai da wang, are you happy or not, joyful or not? The marine police comrades are back!】

【Already forwarded to the family group—haven't been this happy in ages! Seeing you suffer makes me happy!】

【Substitution reaction. JPG】

【Frog Fun, ganhai da wang you are an undercover police hiding among the sea‑harvest streamers, huh! The police station is practically your second home!】

ganhai da wang watched the viewers' teasing, he almost wanted to cry but had no tears, one hand holding a fish, the other a crab, his expressionless screenshot was made into an emoticon pack, with the text: "The undercover has returned, you all better hurry up and kneel!"

The emoticon pack caused quite a stir.

Getting back to the point, before the police arrived at the scene, ganhai da wang saw a flashy bullet chat—

【ganhai da wang, you can't give this fish to the police!】

Because the font was too flashy, longtime viewers in the streaming area recognized it at once—this is a member‑exclusive font!

Member = rich person

ganhai da wang showed a bit of interest, hadn't said anything yet, the other side seemed urgent, and another flashy bullet chat appeared: 【I'm the fish's owner, return the fish to its rightful owner!】

Before ganhai da wang could speak, the viewers in the livestream were so angry their eyebrows trembled.

【Good grief, I thought it was some rich person, but it turns out just talking is freeloading—this VIP member must be freeloading too!】

【ganhai da wang, the police just called out—maybe this fish is something important, definitely don't give it to him!】

【Freeloader, shut up quick! You're using a VIP membership and yet you're an online beggar! Shameless. JPG】

On the video side, a blond‑bald, belly‑fat‑as‑a‑steamed‑bun US Embassy staffer in China jumped up, gritting his teeth: "Damn Chinese people!"

"This is clearly our America's stuff!"

The moment he saw the fish, Robert knew things were going to go bad!

He was furious, after a moment he sat down again and spoke arrogantly and rudely: 【No matter what, this is our country's property; I am Robert, a staff member of the US Embassy in China.】

Unfortunately, his solemn introduction was completely missed by ganhai da wang, while the amused viewers saw it and were astonished.

【A foreigner? No wonder I thought his speech sounded weird.】

【Suddenly I have a bad feeling—ganhai da wang seems to have dug up something huge!】

Ling Yue frowned slightly, her gaze falling on the screen; the coast guard arrived swiftly, by now they had the fish in hand, the specially dispatched technical staff took the fish and examined it carefully, their eyes growing brighter and brighter.

Finally, he excitedly grabbed ganhai da wang's hand: "Thank you! Thank you for your contribution!"

ganhai da wang was bewildered: "Huh? What's going on?"

In the livestream, Robert posted another bullet chat.

【Damn! This is our country's stuff!】

ganhai da wang finally saw it, handed the bullet chat to the police: "Officer, he seems to be the owner?"

"Don't worry about him." Cai Sisi smiled faintly; she had been watching the livestream closely and fully understood the situation.

Nothing more than an angry foreigner out of embarrassment—too bad—

She explained: "This bionic fish is likely made in America, secretly placed in our waters! We still don't know its exact purpose; experts need to analyze and test it, but no matter what it is, as long as it's in China's territorial waters, it belongs to us. Our territorial sovereignty cannot be violated!"

"Mr. Wang, for your contribution to our territorial waters, you can go to the police station to claim a 200,000 yuan reward!"

【Holy shit holy shit holy shit! Did I click the wrong stream?!】

【He's made it! This kid is going to strike it rich!】

【Can I still go to the beach with a shovel to harvest seafood? It's not that I'm eyeing the 200k—I especially love sea harvesting and want to contribute to the motherland! 【upright】【red heart】】

【I can't—I've already hauled a train overnight to get there!】

【Liangguang folks, we're in the sea now, ready to swim across the ocean!】

【……】

On the screen, Robert's face turned red with rage: "Damn fishermen! This is their America's stuff!"

However, a few days later, something even more infuriating came up: experts quickly determined the bionic fish's true purpose—it is a newly made American surveillance device used to survey domestic terrain with extreme precision, hidden in the sea and usually unnoticed.

This time it was pure luck—ganhai da wang discovered it.

It has a fatal flaw: to ensure data accuracy, the US usually releases dozens; once one is found, the surrounding bionic fish detectors are also pulled out by the roots.

Commonly called, "to take the whole nest."

Moreover, the bionic detectors have extremely high research value; domestic scientists have already happily taken them to the lab for study.

And not long after, they produced high‑tech results, with the People's Daily front page reading: 【This scientific success, thanks a million to America for its help to our country!】

Getting back to the point, ganhai da wang, suddenly delighted by the 200,000 yuan reward, couldn't stop grinning; he had previously been rewarded for reporting drug trafficking, and now he gets another 200,000.

He hehe‑he laughed, then before closing the link he didn't forget to plug: "See you tomorrow, everyone—if you like watching me sea‑harvest, follow me; tomorrow we'll keep treasure‑hunting here, no one leaves without seeing the other!"

Oh sea, treasures everywhere!

The livestream viewers: "……"

【I'm done with you, streamer—kick him out quick, I suspect this kid is showing off, and I've got proof!】

【I'm about to die from envy, this low‑paid office worker can't stand this scene—streamer, kick him out!】

【Ugly, not at all—streamer, hurry up and do the draw, I want to see a big sucker, uh, I mean the consultant!】

Ling Yue: =_=

Upstairs viewer, please rein in the sourness—your true feelings are bursting out!

She started the second draw; the result came out quickly, the winner's name was crystal clear: "Congrats, I have ninety‑nine cats—what would you like to consult about?"

Ling Yue said, shaking off the connection link; the video connected swiftly, the pitch‑black screen hadn't even lit up yet, but the sound had already slipped into her ears.

"Meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~ meow~"

"Don't touch me there~ it's so itchy and uncomfortable~ meow~ I'm just selling my talent, not my body~ help~"

Ling Yue's ears instantly turned red: "This consultant, please behave yourself!"

【Meow meow meow? What's up with the streamer?】

【What self? What weight? What self‑weight? Streamer, I advise you to speak clearly 【hands on hips】【hands on hips】】,,.