Chapter 85

Ling Yue: "……"

What a despicable little dwarf horse!

Even the livestream viewers who don't understand horse language can guess a bit of the meaning, sticking out their tongues—it's definitely a super mischievous little dwarf horse.

【Wuwuwu so cute, really so cute!】

【Host, translate please, what is this so cute little dwarf horse saying~】

【Upstairs, no acting cute; if anyone does, it's me, host sister~】

For Ling Yue, saying a few words was never difficult; seeing Uncle Jack rubbing his belly with a curious look, Ling Yue knew it was mischievous and spoke up.

Instantly, the screen froze; soon, hysterical laughter filled the whole screen, and the viewers laughed themselves crazy.

Upon hearing this, Uncle Jack spread his hands, looking helpless: 'Even if it's short and small, it's still a little dwarf horse; I can't catch it on two legs!'

"So——"

Uncle Jack burst into a warm smile; the livestream viewers grew even more eager. Immediately, the camera panned, and behind Uncle Jack a group of horses were leisurely grazing.

They are much taller than the little dwarf horse, with well-proportioned muscles and very handsome!

Suddenly seeing so many big horses, the livestream viewers were stunned, struck by the horses' strong, perfect bodies, unable to move their eyes.

Sunlight poured down, gilding the mane of each horse, making them sparkle.

This is…… really handsome!

Jieke dashu selected a white big horse; though he looks chubby, his posture is very standard; after he got on, the horse neighed and started running.

The livestream viewers never expected they could actually experience first-person horseback riding in the livestream; it's just… a bit dizzy@

【Sisters, I can't hold on, I'm so dizzy, so dizzy!】

【The world is spinning, are the stars out?】 Good grief, this person actually had a hallucination.

【Hahaha, I think it's fine, you get used to it after watching a lot, actually it's not that dizzy.】

【Whoa, switching to a big horse makes a difference, one step equals ten steps!】

【Quick look, I think I see a miniature horse!】

Jieke dashu adjusted the reins, the big horse galloped off swiftly, its pure white, snow-like mane fluttering, causing the livestream viewers to gasp in amazement.

Soon, he caught up beside the miniature horse.

Miniature horse:!!!

"Lao Jieke doesn't follow martial ethics!"

Its words were translated by Ling Yue, prompting another round of laughter; this miniature horse keeps spouting golden lines—isn't it from abroad? How come there's no barrier at all with them?

But they soon stopped thinking about that, because the miniature horse would dodge, turn its head right, and start running; don't let its small size fool you, its stamina is astonishing; after running a while, the netizens finally realized, this grass field is huge!

Compared to the big horse, the miniature horse is much smaller, like a toy horse.

Finally, Jieke stopped, and the reddish-brown miniature horse instead came running toward him with a patter, raised its head and neighed: 'Hehehe, you can't catch me, can you?'

Jieke dashu sighed helplessly: 'Xiao Hans is just too smart, so even more mischievous. Streamer, please ask it what I need to do for it to obey.'

He said this, smiling embarrassedly.

Ling Yue nodded, and in the next moment, half of the screen suddenly showed a big horse head—indeed, the miniature horse from just now: 'Wah wah wah, who's speaking?'

Ling Yue startled, a voice came from beside: Jieke dashu said, 'Xiao Hans, what are you doing?'

Ling Yue blinked: 'It's me, Xiao Hans.'

The miniature horse was startled, reacted, then quickly stepped back, almost sitting on its butt on the grass, and it resentfully flicked its head: "Someone? Where is the person?"

Ling Yue helplessly explained again, the curious miniature horse came over, a white dot on its brow, and the viewers discovered it was actually still a little red heart.

The miniature horse reacted, realizing it was humans speaking, and then suddenly realized she could understand its words!

Hans the miniature horse pushed aside Jack's arm, its big head turned toward the screen, its grape-sized eyes blinking: "Wow, you're amazing, what do you want to tell me?"

It flicked its long sideburns: "Do you think I'm super handsome?!"

Ling Yue almost couldn't help laughing, she pressed her lips together looking at the proud little horse: "Yes, super cute!"

【Wuwuwu suddenly got the cuteness of the miniature horse, how much does it cost to buy one?】

【The miniature horse is really too cute, mwah mwah mwah】

Ling Yue quickly returned to the topic, asking the miniature horse: "Why don't you obey Uncle Jack's orders? He wants to teach you other skills."

Upon hearing dressage, the miniature horse raised its head high, with a disdainful look: "I don't want to do it, obviously I... hum!"

Its deliberately concealed words piqued Ling Yue's interest a bit, and she asked: "What exactly is it? If you don't like it or can't do it, I'll tell Uncle Jack so he won't force you."

Hans the miniature horse seemed angered, widened its horse eyes looking at her: "Who says I can't? I've already learned it, but I want to do it with my best friend!"

It happily flicked its tail, its four hooves clippity-clop on the ground turning circles, its joyful expression made people unconsciously curl their lips: "Tu Tu is my best friend, I want to wait for Tu Tu!"

The miniature horse's innocent and lively remarks not only Ling Yue, but even the viewers seeing its actions were almost dying of cuteness.

The miniature horse said while looking at her: "You can tell Old Jack, I've already learned dressage, but I only want Tu Tu ^_^."

This is the promise it made with its best friend; unfortunately, Tu Tu got injured recently, they couldn't do it together, so the miniature horse adopted a delaying tactic, always pretending it couldn't learn.

It quietly lowered its head, a little afraid to look at Uncle Jack.

But Tu Tu treats it especially well, it's its best friend it knows.

The miniature horse has two causes of appearance: one is human breeding, the other is genetic mutation; the miniature horse is a product of genetic mutation.

In the ranch, aside from miniature horse Hans, the others are all long-legged horses; because it's especially cute and smart, Uncle Jack gives it a lot of attention, but the more attention he gives, the more the other horses dislike the miniature horse.

So in the ranch, miniature horse Hans had no other friends besides Uncle Jack, until one day it met Tu Tu!

Thinking of its best friend, the miniature horse happily neighed, clippity-clop circling the phone; even though you can't see it, Ling Yue could hear the miniature horse's excited cry: "Tu Tu is Hans's best best friend!"

Ling Yue called Uncle Jack, her first sentence left him stunned: "Miniature horse Hans has already learned dressage."

Uncle Jack was very surprised, patting his chubby belly: "Goodness gracious, why is this?"

His face flushed, tears came: "My little Hans deceived me? Wuwuwu why did it deceive me? I feel so bad wuwuwu"

The livestream viewers were stunned, seeing the chubby uncle burst into tears, and couldn't help feeling pity.

【Jack Uncle is crying so sadly, why is the miniature horse doing this?】

【I can't understand either, is the miniature horse waiting for something?】

【Wow, am I the only one amazed? It actually learned dressage, that really tedious thing—I always fall asleep during Olympic dressage, yet the miniature horse learned it, how smart!】

【Pff hahaha, look quick, I'm dying of laughter!】

The last comment shifted tone, and the viewers couldn't help looking at the screen; upon seeing it, they almost laughed out loud.

Just moments ago Jack Uncle was bawling, now he's running all over the place; the miniature horse stuck out its tongue and licked his face: "Salty, so delicious!"

【Jack Uncle: Don't come over!!!】

Jack Uncle no longer had any of his earlier sorrow; his chubby face showed panic as he plopped onto the ground and scrambled backward on hands and feet.

In the end, he was utterly drained as it licked his tears clean; his face was wet, tasting of grass—plainly put, it was all the miniature horse's saliva.

【So pitiful, hahaha!】

Ling Yue coughed lightly, embarrassed.

Miniature horse Han Si isn't deliberately deceiving you; it has a friend named Tu Tu, and the horse said it had promised Tu Tu to dance dressage together, but Tu Tu got injured recently, so it's waiting for it.

"Do you know who it is?" Ling Yue guessed, probably another small animal, just not sure what species.

Hearing this, Jie Ke Uncle was stunned, covered his mouth and exclaimed to God: "Uh, I of course know!"

"It's my neighbor!"

Jie Ke Uncle expressed utter shock, opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, the miniature horse's whinny drowned out his voice.

It turned out that miniature horse Han Si could no longer hold back, letting out a whinny at Ling Yue: "You're an amazing human, I'm going to find my friend."

Saying that, it took off; Ling Yue had never seen such a mischievous little horse, she shook her head and chuckled: "It's gone to find its friend Tu Tu; do you still want to continue?"

Jie Ke Uncle nodded: "Of course we should go; if I remember correctly, Tu Tu is already better, let's go together to see the miniature horse."

He said, giving a mischievous wink: "Maybe we'll even get to see the miniature horse's dressage."

No one noticed his anticipation; just thinking he'd soon see the miniature horse's dressage, Jie Ke Uncle straightened his back.

The livestream viewers had their appetites whetted by his remark.

【Dressage sounds so fancy!】

【Actually it's just equestrian trick riding, emphasizing harmony between horse and rider, consistent atmosphere; although I don't get it, I always drift off and fall asleep during matches QWQ】

【Hahaha, drifting off, I'm dying of laughter—who isn't like that?!】

【Besides dressage, miniature horses can do other things, like guide horses. We actually have a guide miniature horse here—super cute, just needs special boots, it's not greedy, has a gentle temperament, and guide horses can live over thirty years!】

【Wow, my eyes are opened!】

Ling Yue nodded in affirmation; guide horses do exist domestically, but they're uncommon compared to guide dogs, because guide horses are usually miniature horses, and miniature horses aren't cheap.

Shortly after, Jie Ke Uncle rode his horse to the neighbor's pasture; there he saw his own miniature horse, and the neighbor wasn't surprised—he had already guessed when he saw the miniature horse.

Moreover, his neighbor had a typical Asian appearance.

After hearing the livestream, he greeted the stream in clear, standard Mandarin: "Hello everyone!"

After the two exchanged greetings, the miniature horse came running with a snuffling sound, looking very excited, and right beside it was its friend.

Along the way, some viewers also guessed what the miniature horse's friend might be.

Most guessed it would be another horse.

This is a vast pasture; maybe it's another miniature horse from a different pasture?

Until they actually saw Tu Tu's true appearance, the viewers were all stunned, for it turned out to be—a cute short-legged, peach-butt corgi!

The corgi's ears stood erect, its chubby body covered in a mix of coffee-colored and white long fur forming a pretty pattern; its little butt swayed with each step, irresistibly cute.

Next to the miniature horse, it looked even cuter, hopping along in little jumps—so adorable it's almost illegal.

Weedy Lake, Han Si, look at me—I'm all better now!

Hahaha, Grandpa's back alive!

Ling Yue: "……"

Case solved—the one who taught Han Si internet slang is the corgi.

From their joyful tussle, Ling Yue learned that the corgi had settled abroad with its owner after moving overseas; previously, the owner had lived nearly twenty years in their homeland, so as a pet dog, the corgi also spouts internet slang.

At this moment, miniature horse Han Si and the corgi are already roughhousing together, rolling on the grass like two adorable little fruits.

【Boo hoo, I'm craving to death! I really want to suck!】

【Ahhh, why are they so cute, chubby and fluffy, I'm going to die of cuteness!】

Normally, horses only roll on the ground when they're feeling good or uncomfortable; Han Si's situation is obvious—it's very happy, having played with the corgi in the field for a while, which left Jie Ke Uncle quite astonished.

He could barely close his mouth: "I never knew they got along so well! This is my oversight!"

The Asian farm owner beside him chuckled: "Actually, I didn't know at first either; later I noticed the large patch of grass they'd roughed up, and that's how I discovered these two little lovebirds."

【Lovey-dovey?】

【The sisters upstairs really know how to focus on the point; they've already started imagining—cute miniature horse and chubby corgi shyly approaching, you extend your hoof, I extend my little pig paw, bumping heads and rolling on the ground, so adorable 【slurp】【slurp】】

【Madam, you should write a book—wow wow wow, so cute!】

At this moment, the miniature horse and the corgi stood up, shaking off the grass clippings; perhaps knowing they'd passed inspection in front of their owner, they got along even more unreservedly.

Jie Ke Uncle finally remembered his purpose after a long while, he cleared his throat: "Brother, you might not know, but my precious miniature horse can do dressage."

The Asian farm owner's eyes flickered with amusement.

And Ling Yue, having figured it out before hearing the conversation, realized he had misunderstood his earlier words; she stopped him: "Jie Ke Uncle, the miniature horse just wants to be with its friend—"

Oh, God!

Ling Yue fell silent; on screen, Jie Ke Uncle sat off to the side looking aggrieved, while the corgi was eager to give it a try.

The miniature horse in the center lowered its head, its big grape-like eyes gazing at its best friend; suddenly it raised its head and whinnied: "Heeheehee!"

"Hahaha, Tutu, come quick, my back is so comfy!"

The corgi seized the opportunity, jumped up on the spot, boing!

It instantly stood on the small horse's back, its peach-like little butt wiggled, yet its paws remained utterly still, as if welded to the horse's back.

Uncle Jack at the side: "QWQ"

He was so angry his face distorted, and he hugged himself, feeling wronged.

Just then, the viewers watching on camera saw this scene——

【Ahahahahaha, my mom!】

【Uncle Jack: I've always only heard newcomers laugh, never heard old-timers cry QAQ】

【It was all for nothing! Years of feeling ended up being for nothing!】

Ling Yue had to strain to keep her lips from curling, what to do, the silly viewers are too hilarious!

At that moment, the clip-clop of hooves sounded, the little corgi stepped on the horse's back and called out comfortably: "Easygoing!"

Uncle Jack still wanted to argue: "I can do dressage, I'm the one who can do dressage…"

Hearing this, the small horse stopped, looking at its owner; the corgi on its back suddenly barked, not waiting for Uncle Jack to ask for help, Ling Yue already translated: "It says, it can too."

Hearing this, everyone's eyes widened instantly.

The next moment, Tutu the corgi standing on the small horse's back proudly wiggled its butt, its fluffy tail like a little yellow flag, it stood steadily on the horse.

It lifted its foreleg, and the small horse followed with a smooth motion; the little hooves clip-clopped forward like a cute little prince starting a slow walk, it sped up to a brisk walk, the small horse began to run, from start to finish, the corgi on its back stood firm like a rock, until the whole routine was completed in one seamless flow.

The horse stopped, and the corgi stopped too.

At that moment on the grassy field, only the breeze gently brushed, and the fur on the small horse and corgi swayed.

Uncle Jack raised both hands, going "ribbit ribbit".

As these words appeared, the chat in the live stream felt unblocked, the screen filled with "aww aww aww"!

【Oh my god, is this a corgi selling cuteness?!】

【Wuwuwu, it just poked my heart!】

【The moves are standard, the posture beautiful, the emotion overflowing, but I have one thing to mention: don't you feel something's missing?】

【Ha, what's missing?】 There really is a straight-man in the chat.

【I'm what's missing!】

【Get lost, upstairs!】

Ling Yue glanced at the comments before looking at Uncle Jack; he smiled at the camera, showing no trace of his earlier dejection, instead looking quite excited.

Uncle Jack clapped until his hands turned red, shouting praise: "Tutu is truly amazing!"

【Yeah, the corgi Tutu is really amazing; I lowered my head and looked at my own rebellious child 【hate】【hate】【hate】】

【Actually, corgis are still working dogs; they herd cattle, and their tails are docked because when the cattle don't obey, the little corgi bites the cattle's ankles, the cattle feel pain and stomp around, making it easy to step on the corgi's long tail.】

【Nowadays they're just pets; docking is really unnecessary, the tail can show a dog's mood and also give it better balance.】

【So is that also why it can do dressage? Old steady!】

【Can I still attach a tail to my dog now?】

【Wake up, upstairs; your corgi isn't Tutu, and you don't have a small horse!】

Uncle Jack's live connection ended amid laughter and cheer, and Ling Yue prepared to draw the second fortunate pet.

In front of the screen, Jonathan, who had been watching with great interest, suddenly realized, slapped his forehead, as if he'd forgotten something.

Clarify!

Jonathan quickly sent a message, using a VIP font, so cool he had no friends.

In an instant, it drew everyone's attention in the live stream——:,,.