[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-1":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":12,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2213657,3878,"Chapter 1: Live Broadcast of the Anti-Vice Operation","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-1",1,"\u003Cp>\"Hello, viewers in front of your screens. This is the law enforcement scene of our Zhangzhou Anti-Vice Brigade.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Our comrades have already sealed off all exits, front and back, of that building.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All individuals involved in vice are inside that building.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The operation will begin promptly in three minutes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’ll take a short commercial break now. Please continue to follow our program, *Direct Hit on the Scene*!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Direct Hit on the Scene* is a real-time program that live-records the police handling and processing of cases.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Its purpose is to show the audience the specific procedures of police work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every law enforcement process involving the dismantling of various obscenity, drug-related, or organized crime dens has the potential to be broadcast live by *Direct Hit on the Scene*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This program has been running for four months now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It has already garnered a considerable fan base on Zhangzhou TV and major online streaming platforms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every live broadcast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Attracts tens of thousands of live viewers and hundreds of thousands of replay viewers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In terms of police science popularization.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It is a rising star in police publicity, no less significant than channels like *Tan Talks Traffic*, *Siping Police Affairs*, *Hainan Past*, or *Guarding Jiefang West*.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! This episode is intense! It’s actually an anti-vice raid!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha, Officer A-Te from Xiao-Gan just sneezed!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s my favorite segment again: the anti-vice raid!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’ve done good deeds my whole life; seeing this is what I deserve!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m not here to watch this; I’m mainly here to learn about police procedures!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Oh, me too. I’m mostly watching with a critical eye.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the online chat room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The active viewers and fans have already started joking around, and the atmosphere in the chat room is quite lively.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Accompanied by the \"Move out!\" command from the person in charge of this anti-vice operation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All units rushed in immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each department coordinated instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The camera shook, and the sound of countless doors being pushed or kicked open echoed in the background.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone, get dressed and come out with your hands on your heads!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stand up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Room inspection! Everyone inside, get dressed and walk out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hello, show me your ID card!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone, get dressed and stand against the wall!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police, having long since developed a tacit understanding, were confident in this operation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had already experienced similar situations dozens of times; they couldn't be more familiar with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything proceeded according to plan.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One by one, the shapely \"fallen girls\" were pulled out and made to squat in a row against the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some had barely managed to put on a tight sweater, outlining their slender, graceful figures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others, because the incident happened so suddenly, hadn't even prepared their clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were draped in blankets, revealing large patches of fair skin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those beautiful \"intimate big sisters\" all squatted down with their hands on their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some covered their faces with their long hair, some begged the officers to let them go, and others were so scared they burst into tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unlike these easily managed women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The male compatriots, who had just put on their pants, presented a motley variety of reactions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with the police escorting them to the corridor wall one by one, the various johns began their outrageous \"mouth-fu\" defenses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer... we are a couple! We aren't engaging in prostitution!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, this... I was just here to learn English. How could you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m not a john! We just had a romantic encounter. I didn't expect her to ask me for money!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At the train station, she told me there was a folk dance to watch, so I came over. I’m a victim of fraud...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We just dated for four hours. After we broke up, I gave her eight hundred yuan as a breakup fee. Is that excessive?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One outrageous excuse after another was spewed by these johns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers watching the live stream were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell... how did they even think of that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, their brains are in their butts; the thought process of these johns is far beyond ordinary people!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome, holy crap! \"Breakup fee,\" my god, how do they come up with this?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahaha... I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[These guys are hilarious; this is too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[\"Romantic encounter\" is also too much; they are truly a group of talents!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Is this the art of speaking? I’ve learned something today!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the brilliant and varied defense tactics performed by the johns on screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was laughing until they were doubled over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, faced with these clumsy lies, the experienced police officers already had mature countermeasures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You say you're a couple? Can you name her real name? Her birthday? Her home address? How did you meet?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... this...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Learning English? You have a criminal record, and you have the nerve to say you're learning English?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, listen to my sophistry... oh, no, my explanation!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A romantic encounter? Didn't expect it... Your chat history says '600 for the night,' and you're a regular customer!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... this is for my overnight stay at an internet cafe... *cough, cough*...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You also dated for four hours? Should I notify the girlfriend in your phone book?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't, Officer! I admit it! I admit everything!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the *Direct Hit on the Scene* camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with the police's well-trained interrogation, the johns, full of holes in their stories, all revealed their true colors.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just at this moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the same time, in a room in the same building, a person silently transmigrated. **CHAPTER 3**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>... **CHAPTER 4**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Looking at the red and green lights in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The toilet paper on the floor, the condoms scattered on the ground, the popping candy and jelly on the nightstand...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was a bit dazed at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What was going on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A second ago, he was taking a shower at home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just preparing to reward himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he end up here the next second?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, who hadn't even pulled up his pants yet, suddenly felt a jolt to his spirit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A wave of brand-new memories suddenly surged into his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He clutched his head, couldn't help but gasp, and muttered to himself:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Blue Star... Dragon Country... Zhangzhou Happiness Nightclub...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I... I transmigrated?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just as Fang Hao was muttering to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A voice behind him almost made his hair stand on end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yo! There’s still a fish that slipped through the net over here!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We didn't notice it just now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m from the Anti-Vice Brigade!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pull up your pants and come out to stand against the wall with the others!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the uniformed police officer staring at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s mouth twitched, his head full of black lines.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I seem to have appeared in a rather unfortunate situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He lowered his head, looking at his pants that he hadn't had time to pull up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And his bare upper body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus the toilet paper he was clutching, which had transmigrated with him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His current appearance... and the environment of the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually formed a subtly harmonious style.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he belonged in this environment all along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he looked up at the Anti-Vice Brigade officer in front of him, who had an expression of disgust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s face changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This can't be explained clearly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you fall into yellow mud, it becomes shit even if it isn't!!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you kidding me!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A sound of electronic mechanical synthesis appeared, abruptly interrupting Fang Hao’s thoughts—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ding! Awakening the Thousand Faces System!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This system can allow the host to radiate various brilliant life postures through check-ins, possessing backgrounds and abilities of various industries, identities, and professions.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Note! You must not expose your identity as a transmigrator or the system; exposure will result in immediate erasure!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[You can check in at the current location. Do you want to check in? Yes\u002FNo!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is a Thousand Faces System?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But at this moment, he had already pulled up his pants and was being dragged out the door by the Anti-Vice Brigade...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. Fang Hao muttered in his heart:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yes! Check in!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Check-in successful! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the professional identity: Food Delivery Rider!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao almost fell on his butt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A food delivery rider, what the hell?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The things other people's systems give them are either divine powers or some kind of superpower.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least, it should be physical enhancement or a large sum of money, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You give me a food delivery rider identity?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you kidding me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, if I want to be a food delivery rider.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do I need you to be bored enough to give it to me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can't I just apply for it myself?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This \"Old Six\" system is just playing with him, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Anti-Vice Brigade had finished interrogating the other dozen or so johns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The dozen or so johns had all confessed to their prostitution activities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire *Direct Hit on the Scene* program had basically reached its end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Originally, they thought this arrest operation had concluded perfectly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the arrival of Fang Hao, the fish that slipped through the net, instantly attracted everyone's attention.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his bare upper body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wearing his pants crookedly, holding toilet paper in his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A dazed Fang Hao walked into the camera frame of the live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as he appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s appearance directly caused an explosion of laughter in the chat room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Yo! Another fish that slipped through the net!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! This is awesome! This guy is still clutching toilet paper, hahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This dazed expression is killing me! Probably his first time getting caught in the act!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha! He’s probably going to have a shadow over the rest of his life!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying of laughter, that dazed look, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Probably hasn't even come to his senses yet, killing me!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Quick! Officer, go interrogate him! I want to see what kind of outrageous sophistry he’ll come up with, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He looks like a \"big smarty\" at first glance! Hilarious!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention the viewers in the chat room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, even the johns and the girls at the scene couldn't help but laugh when they saw this scene of Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A burst of laughter came from the corridor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere of the originally serious arrest scene suddenly became subtle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade couldn't help but smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The person in charge of the Anti-Vice Brigade was the captain of a detachment from the local police station.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His name was Zhang Hai, and he was called Captain Zhang or Officer Zhang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked to be in his thirties, with bright and sharp eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every move he made. **CHAPTER 5**\u003C\u002Fp>",1812,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z","Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","c7760925ce168046822a9b6412379aa1f37d75c3a8d58340a985d0a433d7a425","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-2",null,157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]