[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-10":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213666,3878,"Chapter 10: True, spouting nonsense with a straight face","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-10",10,"\u003Cp>[Holy crap! This guy is too amazing!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[True, spouting nonsense with a straight face!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahaha! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[An absolute master of improvisation, why don't I have this brain!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m laughing so hard I’m getting abs, who is this guy? He’s too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[A simple electrician’s license, and he can come up with such reasonable logic, I’m shocked, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Too amazing! If this guy doesn't do crosstalk, it’s a waste of talent, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The key is… the key is his expression is too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He’s so sincere, my god! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers in the livestream held their stomachs, almost sliding from their seats to the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too talented, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eloquence is top-notch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he come up with such absurd yet reasonable words?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Taking off clothes because of the heat, my foot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If we follow this logic…\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Wouldn't even being covered in sweat be explainable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why don't you take a bath and get a massage while you’re at it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyway, the electrician’s excuse has already been rounded off…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially this serious look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers couldn't help but admire Fang Hao’s acting skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Look at this logical ability!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Look at this storytelling eloquence!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He is absolutely using his upper body to save his lower body!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, everyone would probably believe Fang Hao’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the key is…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy was caught on the spot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our ten thousand pairs of eyes saw… you coming out naked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You saying this…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't it a bit disrespectful to everyone’s intelligence?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai threw the document onto Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao with a look full of disdain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if to say:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you think we, the people’s police, will believe what you say?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Make it up, keep making it up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why don't you say you came here to deliver food?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai wore a look of contempt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Last time, due to a moment of carelessness, he let Fang Hao slip away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time, he absolutely couldn't easily believe Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And there was one point in particular that the other party couldn't explain clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was now before the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pointing at the hostess who came out of the same room as Fang Hao, he said speechlessly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You two were fixing the air conditioner without clothes?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you think everyone here is a fool?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just as Officer Zhang Hai was reprimanding Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young lady who had come out with Fang Hao a short while ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And was now squatting on the ground, spoke up weakly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer uncle… I didn't do it with him…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We are… we are innocent…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene went eerily quiet for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this young lady’s words, the anti-vice squad couldn't hold it in anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone held their foreheads and sighed with complex expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A police comrade said helplessly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These words… you don't need to say them anymore…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What benefits did he give you to make you collude here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was understandable for Fang Hao to lie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he was still a new face, nine times out of ten a first-time offender.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you really need to cooperate with him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half of our anti-vice squad knows you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One-third of the patrons here are your old acquaintances.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You go to our police station more often than we go out on field duty…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you’re still pretending to be innocent?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet, unexpectedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the police comrade’s words, the young lady added weakly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I know I am… doing that.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But the reason we were together…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nothing happened between us.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was just lying on the bed without clothes…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He was standing on a chair fixing the air conditioner without clothes…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The temperature at the time… was really quite hot.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because he looks quite handsome, I really did ask him to do my business.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But after digging in his pockets for a long time, it seemed like he didn't have any money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And then he seriously refused me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene went quiet again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone listened to the young lady’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And turned to look at Fang Hao on the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He nodded quite sincerely, and then shook his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Reiterating, it’s not that I don't have money to solicit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s just that I am a person of principle.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m not that kind of person.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I like to be passive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another burst of uncontrollable laughter erupted on the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where is this a raid?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't this an impromptu crosstalk show?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy is too funny!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the people from the anti-vice squad couldn't hold it in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s too talented.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the camera wasn't right there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>These anti-vice professionals would definitely not be able to hold it in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone felt it was so hard to hold back their laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s walkie-talkie suddenly transmitted a sound—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chick, Chick! This is Sparrow!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No delivery-related vehicles were found near the entrance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But near the corner of the entrance, a repairman’s tricycle was found!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Inside the tricycle, there are relevant repair tools, from wrenches and hammers to screwdrivers…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Preliminary judgment.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A repairman is suspected to be working in this building, please carefully verify the patron’s identity.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be fair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the walkie-talkie spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire lobby was filled with a joyful atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not to mention the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the viewers of the \"Direct Hit\" program.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Through the screen, one could also feel that \"happiness.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s clumsy and absurd rhetoric truly amused everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, after Sparrow spoke on the walkie-talkie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire scene suddenly went eerily quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone cast incredulous gazes at Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>This is insane!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be… him!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Really rode an electrician’s tricycle and brought tools over!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be… he wasn't soliciting here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was he really repairing!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regardless…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This evidence preparation is too thorough, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! Who is that person with the code name Sparrow?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I feel like Fang Hao kowtowing to Sparrow wouldn't be too much, he should be added to the family register!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Shocked! He really rode an electrician’s tricycle over!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[No way… I feel like no one would ride a repair tricycle to solicit, right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Could it be that this time… we misunderstood Fang Hao again!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers couldn't help but shiver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The previously joyful atmosphere instantly dissipated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene became a bit more eerie and mysterious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was still incredibly sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At Zhang Hai’s signal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An anti-vice squad member.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Entered the room Fang Hao had entered before, half-believing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Accompanied by a \"clatter and bang\" sound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A tool bag was brought out by the police comrade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And placed on the floor of the lobby.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The screwdrivers, wires, copper wires, voltage pens inside…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A series of tools appeared before the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after, two police officers also entered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And brought out an air conditioner with its casing removed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the internal wires and circuit boards all exposed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene became even quieter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smiles of the anti-vice law enforcement officers froze on their faces at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone who had initially suspected Fang Hao of looking for a hostess was stunned at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the viewers before the screen were confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yeah…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would bring such a pile of tools when looking for a hostess?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And in everyone’s dull gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao skillfully picked up the tools in the bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And with a very experienced and smooth movement, continued to remove the casing on the other side of the air conditioner.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The anti-vice squad members, patrons, hostesses, and program members on the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus the ten thousand or so viewers watching the livestream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone held their breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Fang Hao fix the air conditioner on the livestream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"See that? This steel wire is a bit aged, I’ll replace it for you…\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There’s a problem with the filter here, I don't have spare parts, remember to replace it later.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk! Look at this voltage, it’s almost three hundred! This is definitely a problem with the neutral and live wires!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And this circuit board is also aged, I guess you bought it second-hand back then, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the next ten minutes or so.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no anti-vice raid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone witnessed Fang Hao’s air conditioner repair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the group of laymen on the scene had to sigh at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy’s repair work is too smooth!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is definitely not a skill that can be practiced in a day or two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He must have been an electrician for several years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too skilled!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether the wire is live or not, he can tell just by licking it with his tongue!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is an expert!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the livestream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Fang Hao’s skillful work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the viewers didn't believe it before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had to believe it now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! What he says might be fake, but this skill can't be fake!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[We… misunderstood him again!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Absurd, holy crap! This guy named Fang Hao really does two jobs a day?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Delivering food by day, doing repairs by night? Can he ever rest?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Obviously full of absurdity, but everything is so reasonable…]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[F*ck! This is definitely professional, his air conditioner repair posture is impeccable!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Fang Hao skillfully fix the air conditioner before him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before, he thought he had victory in his grasp, feeling he could definitely catch the patron Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is insane!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai himself was a bit shaken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said he didn't come here to solicit, but just to fix the air conditioner…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It actually seems to make some sense!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And thinking of this, Officer Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost raised his hand to slap himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I saw with my own eyes that he was naked…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And came out with a hostess!\u003C\u002Fp>",1639,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","54fb834a4e2df436386e116e9925850cbd63639bff4445f18cfafda3c81ebefb","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-11","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-9",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]