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Chapter 111

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The audience couldn't hold it in anymore.

Here it comes, here it comes...

The classic tactic of confusing the issue.

What the hell does "moving house isn't illegal" have to do with this?

Is this about the matter of moving house?

On the scene.

After the staff showed Fang Hao the arrest warrant and search warrant,

they began searching Fang Hao's house for clues.

Fang Hao's house this time was located in a remote area.

Moreover, the area was huge, with fully seven or eight spacious bedrooms.

A large number of investigators started searching for clues all around.

Officer Ding He, smoking a cigarette at this moment, squinted at Fang Hao in front of him and said:

"Why did you move?"

Facing Ding He's question,

in the footage,

Fang Hao's expression more or less became unable to hold it in.

"Officer..."

"Do you really have a conscience asking this question...?"

Fang Hao's counter-question

completely threw everyone present off balance.

I ask why you moved... and you ask if I have a conscience?

Is there any logical connection between these two?

Xu Qiong, the team leader beside him, frowned at Fang Hao: "What do you mean?"

"As an ordinary citizen, I just have a hobby of butchery..."

"But through everyone's efforts, I became the true culprit of the dismemberment case..."

"And even became a perverted underwear collector."

"Completely socially dead..."

"Going downstairs to buy groceries, the vendors even charge me two extra yuan..."

"Now you ask me, why I moved."

Fang Hao's words were spoken with utter sincerity.

Damn, public opinion is truly no good thing!

Ever since I became famous on "Live On The Scene",

good heavens...

Fang Hao himself was covered with a death aura.

Walking on the main road,

within a radius of three zhang, not a single person could be seen!

He was the type who could scare children to tears.

Late at night, going downstairs to buy a pack of cigarettes.

scared a group of drunk hooligans into sobering up.

A one-meter-nine tattooed giant stood before Fang Hao like a little chick...

The whole scene of social death; what else could be done but move?

Hearing Fang Hao's words,

Xu Qiong and Ding He fell silent.

Damn it...

It seems there is no way to refute this.

The detectives at the scene, originally fierce and aggressive, were also thrown off balance by Fang Hao's answer.

What he said makes sense.

Ding He opened his mouth, looking awkwardly to the side,

not knowing what to say anymore.

Hearing Fang Hao's answer,

the audience in the live stream laughed until they convulsed once again.

So...

even the source of all evil has its own sufferings!

Between him and the police, this wave was truly mutual torment.

"If you wanted to move, just move; what's the meaning of using counter-investigation tactics?"

"To move house, did you have to clear away all your fingerprints, scalp flakes, and hair strands?"

At this moment, Xu Qiong couldn't hold back anymore.

and asked this question.

Facing Xu Qiong's doubt,

before the camera,

At this moment, Fang Hao opened his sincere eyes and said earnestly:

"Actually, I am a person with mysophobia."

"As everyone knows, people with mysophobia have slightly higher requirements for their living environment."

"So I would symbolically clean a bit more rigorously."

"However, as for counter-investigation tactics, that is complete nonsense, thank you."

Hearing Fang Hao's outrageous answer...

The audience froze.

Good lord.

The classic segment of bragging without a draft.

What the hell, mysophobia!

A person with mysophobia has a hobby of slaughtering?

Isn't what you're saying a bit ungrateful?

Not long ago.

The police just from your home...

Found underwear unwashed for half a month... oh no, a mask!

What?

Is your mysophobia selective?

And does the cleaning Fang Hao mentioned really amount to just a little bit higher?

Who the hell cleans and even wipes off fingerprints...

Isn't this purely sick!

【Familiar recipe... familiar taste, Fang Hao is rambling nonsense again!】

【Damn, talking complete nonsense with a straight face!】

【Did you see! This is the sense of conviction I've always been talking about! Look at those sincere little eyes!】

【Damn! I'm laughing so hard I'm peeing, he is really serious!】

【How does he talk complete nonsense with a straight face? This... is anyone going to do anything about it?】

【Incredible! This acting is Oscar-level!】

Looking at Fang Hao's sincere gaze.

The criminal investigators present, who were dealing with him, all froze for a moment.

Their minds wavered slightly as well.

A thought flashed through.

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