[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-120":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214134,3878,"Chapter 120: Massage... does it also come with bleeding?","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-120",120,"\u003Cp>It looked exactly like the chairs used to torture people in movies!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And on the seat of the chair,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>there were all kinds of awls, hammers, iron whips, spikes, and other...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>torture devices!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Tan Sir's scalp was tingling!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this a chair in a normal person's home!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have this kind of chair specifically for torturing people in their home!?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The scene went quiet in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the cameraman's hands couldn't help but tremble.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Qiao froze in place instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He moved his eyeballs without moving his body, looking at Fang Hao nervously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was filled with terror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Basement, uninhabited, dark and damp, torture chair, screams, blood...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the elements were gathered!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you still say you didn't illegally detain anyone!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! This is a proper torture chair!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, a whip with thorns and this kind of terrifying chair... and you still say Fang Hao has nothing to hide!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn... look at the reflection! There are dried bloodstains on the chair!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Could it be that Song Zu was illegally detained right here!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[My god! Could it be that Song Zu has been enjoying life here for the past few days of his disappearance!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Across the screen, I feel my scalp tingling!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Good guy! Fang Hao is truly a ruthless man!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Song Zu has been suffering torture here for the two days he's been missing, right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The torture device in front of them was made of metal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It looked indestructible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If a normal person were completely trapped on it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>unless you are a Saiyan, it's basically impossible to break free.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And in Fang Hao's basement,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>such a creepy torture device appeared...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What does this mean?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people shuddered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fa... Fang Hao.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why would you arrange such a thing in the basement...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Qiao asked with some horror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His whole body's muscles were tightened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once something went wrong,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he would definitely run away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, facing Officer Tan Qiao's questioning,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao in front of the camera was quite calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... since you have seen this scene, I won't hide it from you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao let out a deep sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This action once again gave Tan Qiao goosebumps all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao continued calmly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually... I am a masseur.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This here is a massage chair I use for massages.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"After all, although I am a Black Dragon, I have never dared to spend that 'black-hearted' money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I secretly learned massage techniques.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I built this massage chair at home to earn some extra money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... it's not easy for us poor people to earn some money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked like he was sighing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he were lamenting the hardships of life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the moment he spoke,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the scene went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quiet to the point of deathly silence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Sir originally had a lot of fear in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when Fang Hao gave his explanation,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Sir was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>you call this a massage chair!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let's just say...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>if there's no reason, you don't have to say anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can we not force a lie!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a massage chair with blood!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How could Fang Hao manage to say it's a massage chair with such a serious face?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who are you massaging?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three-Body Problem aliens?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can the carbon-based lifeforms of our Blue Star withstand such a high-standard massage!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the screen,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the audience was also shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They guessed that Fang Hao would give an outrageous answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But they didn't expect it to be this outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is our massage chair from the \"abstinence\" series?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did you manage to spout nonsense with such a serious face!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! This is a massage chair!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[God-tier extra money, what kind of extra money... do the soul-reapers from the underworld give you a rebate?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is earning underworld currency after torturing someone to death, right!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I'm stunned, this operation... doesn't Fang Hao feel it's outrageous?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[God-tier massage! You massage one for me to see!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience in the livestream was both shocked and wanted to laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was very curious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did Fang Hao manage to keep a straight face at this moment!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such an outrageous explanation,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he actually said it with such a serious face!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... you call this a massage chair!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is there some misunderstanding here!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is this massage chair a bit... prickly?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Sir was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't expect Fang Hao to give such an outrageous answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It completely left Officer Tan speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was stunned for a long time, and could only give one evaluation—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>And facing Officer Tan's questioning, Fang Hao nodded deeply again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he said quite earnestly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although it looks a bit simple,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"my massage chair has always been well-received.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao: ?????\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simple!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You call this simple!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a torture device for people...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can a word like \"simple\" explain it clearly!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>can you really say \"well-received\" without changing your expression?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of masochist would give a good review on your chair?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let alone a good review,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>being able to stay alive is probably already a stroke of luck!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, I know that recent events... have been a big blow to you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But we must be careful, this is a society ruled by law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No matter what Song Zu did to you on the internet...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is it a bit too much for him to experience this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are we... being a bit too ruthless?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After seeing the torture device in front of him,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he suspected that Song Zu might not look like a human anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially that pool of blood just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He suspected that before he arrived... Fang Hao was torturing Song Zu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, he was trying to persuade him earnestly,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>hoping that Fang Hao could change his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was no need to throw his own life away because of this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To let himself be punished by the law for someone like Song Zu...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>is really not worth it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at this moment,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the cameraman on the side also discovered some clues.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at the so-called \"massage chair\" in front of him, and then as the camera slowly pushed forward,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he discovered some things that weren't right.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What... what are these restraint straps used for??\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cameraman shuddered and couldn't help but ask Fang Hao seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"During a massage... it's too comfortable for the person being massaged, so they will struggle uncontrollably.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I fix them in place to let them enjoy the most thoughtful service.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao explained with a smile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And enthusiastically invited Tan Sir to try it out too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tan Sir was so scared that he retreated repeatedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good guy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I'm almost sixty years old.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I haven't enjoyed a peaceful life yet, don't let you send me away!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao's reply\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>also shocked the audience at the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To enjoy the most thoughtful service...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the person being massaged is too comfortable...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you a devil!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the cameraman at this time still hadn't solved the mystery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He followed Fang Hao's topic and asked with some horror:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then this massage chair... why are there bloodstains...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Massage... can also cause bleeding?\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1208,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","c9bd2556d577edaeab73247e6803c6d2c7c2814403ab2695eeebb16f13e8faae","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-121","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-119",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]