[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-130":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214144,3878,"Chapter 130","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-130",130,"\u003Cp>The audience in the livestream room was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A torture chair full of spikes, restraint straps, sharp corners... violating ergonomics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was that thing really used for massage!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let’s just say, massaging with this thing... won't it shorten your life!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone finally understood Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Understood why Fang Hao didn't want the cameraman to go in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It turns out eighteen plus didn't mean bloody violence...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But damn private organs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And everyone understood Officer Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Understood why Officer Zhang Hai’s eyes were spitting fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because this guy Fang Hao...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is probably going to be released without charge again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience held their foreheads, unable to help but let out a long sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who was the one who called the police?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just commit suicide...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao and Zhang Hai looked at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One pair of eyes almost spitting fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other pair full of sincerity and kindness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Officer.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Just as I said...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As a masseur with ancestral techniques.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My massage technique is still very strong.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao still had that sincere look that could kill without paying for it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, at this very moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lethality of this sincere look was too great.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before everything was clarified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s explanation could still be called sophistry...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now all the evidence elements were complete.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao is innocent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He shows an innocent expression... is that a crime?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai came with the intention of handling Fang Hao and making him break.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didn't expect... didn't expect...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s mentality exploded again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Snap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door slowly opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao and the cameraman brother, wearing big shorts, came out to the outside world, swaying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They looked at the crowd around them with blurred and confused eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Eh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>“Old Fang, didn't you say your business wasn't good?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What’s going on? Why are so many people queuing today?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not bad, should be able to earn quite a bit today.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Friends, listen to me.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This massage shop doesn't look like much, but the effect of relaxing muscles and activating blood circulation is truly scary.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So refreshing~!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve lived my life worthily!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmm? You guys...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Officer Tan Qiao seemed to still be immersed in the joy of the massage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It took him a long time to react.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why are all the people around wearing police uniforms?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This... what happened?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What happened?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why did you all come here?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And so many people? And livestreaming?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did another police situation appear!?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan looked at the police around him with a sincere gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That gaze was pure and flawless...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like Fang Hao’s, the lethality was quite astonishing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone present wanted to kill Tan Qiao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You have been diligent all your life...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did you lose your reputation immediately after retirement!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And this isn't some big health care...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just a normal massage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Internal Group (qi liu san si ba ling yi wu qi)]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you trying to annoy us on purpose!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A group of police comrades cast murderous gazes at Tan Qiao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their eyes were spitting fire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We just received a report.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two people went to Fang Hao’s house to livestream.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As a result, they discovered something very terrifying, and the signal was suddenly interrupted.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Suspected...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Both killed!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai gritted his teeth and said the case.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He reached down to touch his phone, but his big shorts had nothing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then the two of them, one after another...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ran downstairs directly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the two got their phones.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The voice-over of the entire livestream room heard the shrill screams of Officer Tan and the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah————”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why did time pass so fast!?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I thought only ten minutes passed...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Two hours gone!?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai gritted his teeth and brought everyone downstairs again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan’s expression, not losing his smile in embarrassment, appeared before millions of people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh... that thing.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I didn't know at the time, the last frame was frozen there...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“At the time... just simply experiencing it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who knew that once experienced, it was too comfortable...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I didn't expect time to pass so fast, comrades!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is on me! My fault, my fault!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Apologies to the vast audience!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He cast an awkward and complex gaze at Fang Hao not far away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You kid!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>My reputation of a lifetime!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ruined, all damn ruined!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Comrade Tan Qiao, I want to ask you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We found your clothes on the torture chair in the basement.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stained with your blood.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do you know what’s going on?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Did Fang Hao do anything like imprisonment or abuse to you two?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A police officer holding a small notebook asked the two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing this question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan and the cameraman brother looked at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both eyes were full of embarrassment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is probably Fang Hao’s secret massage recipe.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Although it looks a bit cruel...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But after personal experience, it’s not painful.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“It’s quite comfortable.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“As for the blood and such... it’s probably waste blood and stagnant blood forced out by special techniques.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can’t explain that feeling either.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Anyway, after draining this blood, I feel very relaxed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Have to sigh... the massage technique passed down for thousands of years in China is not simple.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The massage technique passed down by Cao Cao has something to it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a massage experiencer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao was quite excited, describing every aspect vividly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite admiring Fang Hao’s massage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, at the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only ones really applauding and echoing him...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Were Fang Hao and the cameraman brother.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the other dozen police comrades?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>At this moment, they all had dark expressions, looking at Officer Tan Qiao with complex gazes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Massage techniques passed down by Cao Cao...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you speaking human language?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao, that illustrious figure in history.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't pass down a single bit of his true ability.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just passed down a massage technique, is that it?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cao Cao knew how to massage?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does that sound reasonable?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Massage whom?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Great and Little Qiao??\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"According to the live stream recording.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When you arrived... you allegedly heard the sound of someone calling for help.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And after verification by some viewers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That cry for help sounded exactly like Song Zu, who has been missing for over three days.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And during the time you turned off the live stream, where was Song Zu?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Have you discovered his tracks yet!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhang Hai couldn't be bothered to talk nonsense with Fang Hao anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Zhang Hai's view.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao being good to Tan Qiao and his partner...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Giving them massages or whatever, that was all normal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, on one hand, these two hadn't offended Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other hand, it could also clear his own suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he didn't believe...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That Fang Hao could have such a broad mind to treat Song Zu the same way!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just based on Song Zu spouting nonsense online.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Belittling and questioning Fang Hao in every way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Attacking Fang Hao by any means necessary...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Song Zu fell into Fang Hao's hands, could Fang Hao still give him a massage?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I'm afraid skinning him alive would be the least of it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He certainly didn't believe Song Zu would have a good ending.\u003C\u002Fp>",1218,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","6a6db1ddfa1832ccf46f557a06dca63a87e44d5d91ed4d8c477d5d3fcd13dc90","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-131","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-129",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]