[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-134":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214148,3878,"Chapter 134: Thank you bunch of idiots for letting me go","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-134",134,"\u003Cp>A triple evil ghost, left everyone at the scene confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I've seen people threatening others.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I've never seen someone threaten others by saying they are a ghost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Yellow Robe Monster in Journey to the West, saying Tang Seng was a tiger, wasn't as fierce as you, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several police officers' faces changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With dark faces, they turned their heads and looked at Fang Hao with complex expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone's appearance was more or less speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let's just say...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of us police.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You threaten people in public like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is there any law?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you trying to perform hypnosis in public?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright... come over here!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Carefully help the victim up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao's matter, bring him back to the station to continue the investigation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Song Zu is now extremely weak, don't add injury to injury.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone be careful, handle with care.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hiss... heaven!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai could initially carefully hold Song Zu's cervical spine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wanting to help him up steadily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, as time passed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai 30 also felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Heaven...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he expected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu's hands and feet were all broken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His body was covered with all kinds of weird things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Layers of things like scales covered everything below the waist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Making everyone's scalp tingle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people even suspected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be that besides turning Song Zu into a human stick, Fang Hao also gave him a slow slicing torture?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers couldn't bear to watch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu is stinky, but he is stinky.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he only attacked you on the internet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of hatred, what kind of grudge?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wouldn't it be over if you killed him with one knife?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You turned him into a human stick and then sliced him to death...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... the crime doesn't deserve this, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, just when everyone was carefully lifting Song Zu's lower body out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gradually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone noticed something wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why are Song Zu's lower limbs so strange?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Weren't they chopped off?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Theoretically, there should be nothing below the waist, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why are there such long, slender limbs below the waist?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And as they went further down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai, who was on the front line, also noticed something wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This fish-scale shape is not a scar, but...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are these really scales!? Heaven!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhang Hai was greatly surprised.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was completely dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did Song Zu become like this!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu's lower body was not legs, nor was it without lower limbs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But two branched, slender limbs like octopus feet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And they were covered in scales!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the moment this thing was carried out by everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That \"Song Zu\", who looked incredibly thin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so weak that he couldn't even take a full breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly revealed a smile of a successful scheme.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy shook slightly, and actually blocked the several strong men who were helping him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He jumped up directly, and his voice became incredibly excited:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm saved!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm free, hahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, oh Fang Hao!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, oh Fang Hao!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"You were smart for a lifetime and caught me, but this bunch of idiots didn't have your brain!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They have eyes but don't recognize the true face of Mount Lu!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They really let me out!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, while speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He actually floated in the void in a form that violated the laws of physics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Inside the sealed room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A weird gust of wind also blew up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police at the scene were horrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They looked at this weird creature in front of them in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone's mind was blank.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even forgetting to breathe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at this weird creature that looked exactly like Song Zu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone realized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It's over...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were fooled!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Fang Hao said... was actually true!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This thing is really not the so-called victim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But an evil ghost quietly placed here by Fang Hao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And after their series of operations...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They seemed to have released a terrible existence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream footage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless viewers looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone saw the true form of this monster for the first time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at this very moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The monster was laughing wildly in a human-like way:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thank you bunch of mortals! You bunch of idiots! I am not some bullshit Song Zu at all!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thanks to you not wanting to listen to Fang Hao's orders!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm free! This broken jar can no longer bind me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It traveled directly from the void into the wall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That seemingly solid wall could not stop this weird creature at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It disappeared in place right before everyone's shocked eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silent to the point of being weird.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the air.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Fang Hao's sigh remained.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless people looked at Fang Hao in front of them with tingling scalps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their eyes were filled with disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... Fang Hao, you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai stuttered when he spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling the first half of his life that he thought was full of ups and downs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling the situation in front of him at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt how inexperienced he was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh my god...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is true!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every word Fang Hao said was true!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That weird cry was actually from a weird creature!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead of the so-called victim Song Zu 423!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... you are keeping a special creature in your own home?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And that blood...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao was shaking all over in shock, as if he had touched an electric gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His pupils contracted, and he looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a horrified expression:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That pool of blood in the room, you didn't lie either...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's really used to ward off evil!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Tan Qiao's scalp tingled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His worldview was about to be crushed at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he was not the only one whose worldview was crushed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the entire live stream room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Millions of people opened their mouths wide, looking at the screen in horror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at everything that had just happened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[That... that's a ghost!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Is that the monster that entangled Li'er before?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Heaven! Does everyone remember the thing taken away by Fang Hao's ghost-catching gourd... it might be him!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Too creepy... Fang Hao put this kind of thing under the living room?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, wouldn't this thing in the house... wouldn't it cause nightmares?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao was really wronged... this matter really has nothing to do with Song Zu!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Oh my god! What Fang Hao said was all true! Zhang Hai didn't believe it and ended up letting this monster go!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What will happen if this monster leaves? Something big will happen, right!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Trouble! Help! This thing won't be contagious, right?].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Trouble! Help! This thing isn't contagious, is it?]\u003C\u002Fp>",1135,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","ab32841357af4d74cbaa2280eba763346ef6ec968be0286233be8fc37175c0c5","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-135","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-133",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]