[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-137":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214151,3878,"Chapter 137","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-137",137,"\u003Cp>But as the saying goes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A physician cannot heal himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This reward is purely a freebie; it can only be used on others, not on oneself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And besides this reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What else did the corrected reality gift to Fang Hao?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instructional books, a pool of blood, a torture chair, and that damn fly-attracting model...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was shocked after learning of the rewards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the system out of stock?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If there’s no reward, you could just not send anything; at least don't screw people over!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just how much of a troll is this \"Old Six\" system this time?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The urn beneath the living room floor tiles was crafted by Fang Hao himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>It really wasn't something randomly generated by the system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back when he used the Demon-Capturing Gourd to extract the filthy thing from Li'er.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had been racking his brain, trying to figure out how to suppress it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After much thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He finally made a jar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And came up with this method.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Fang Hao hadn't expected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That this \"Old Six\" system would borrow his own strength to strike back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It actually took advantage of these conditions to dump the whole mess onto someone else!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, Fang Hao had a strong mental fortitude.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Plus, this evil ghost was quite respectful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It didn't pester anyone else, only Song Zu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was, of course, satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, with a wave of his hand, he decided: \"I'll spare you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, he spared the evil ghost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it was precisely because of this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the following days...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu made it onto the trending searches, just as he had wished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it was exactly as he had planned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really did make it on as a victim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the way he was victimized... was truly miserable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people went to the hospital specifically to see him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To observe Song Zu’s life-is-worse-than-death appearance...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quite a few people clicked their tongues in wonder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Song Zu, take good care of your health, hang in there!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao said that in thirty years at most, you can subdue the evil ghost again!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You must stay well for these thirty years, keep a regular schedule, keep exercising, and remember to supplement your nutrition!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’ll help you urge Fang Hao; you just wait here with peace of mind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These thirty years will pass by very quickly, don't be anxious; look at me, I'm not anxious at all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Keep it up, once you're better, we'll continue listening to your stories!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Work hard, you must work hard!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless netizens watching the show sent wreaths with \"sorrowful\" expressions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facts proved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To kill a person... it is necessary to kill their spirit first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Song Zu was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His guts were almost rotted with regret...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh, they were already rotted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only at this moment did he feel deep despair and regret.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only now did Song Zu understand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was someone he could never afford to provoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The terrifying degree of this guy could not be measured by common logic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had merely fabricated a lie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Trying to pose as a victim to touch porcelain with Fang Hao and grab some traffic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it cost him his entire life.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And looking at it now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed that Fang Hao doing all this was just a whim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything even seemed so coincidental; it wasn't even Fang Hao who took action...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he wasn't doing bad things to harm people, there were all sorts of suspicious points and evidence on him...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when Fang Hao truly wanted to deal with Song Zu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not a single flaw could be found in any of it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was completely seamless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Song Zu was in despair.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He understood...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His life was finished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thirty years?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In thirty years, he’d be nearly dead of old age!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And besides Song Zu, there was another person who was quite depressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Depressed to the point of almost becoming autistic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai had been feeling quite miserable lately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After finally managing to walk out of Fang Hao’s shadow a while ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao \"clicked\" and renewed the subscription.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In all fairness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His own actions had no problems at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They fully complied with all police case-handling standards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But that was exactly where the absurdity lay.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who knew Fang Hao would go off the charts?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bringing out ghosts and monsters—who could handle that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, saying he was suppressing evil ghosts—who would easily believe that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though neither the internal Gongan Bureau system nor the external public opinion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Blamed Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was still thoroughly broken by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially that sincere gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That earnest look...\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Now, whenever Zhang Hai lifted his blanket, it was full of massage chairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It made Zhang Hai’s scalp tingle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kind of mental pressure had even begun to affect Zhang Hai’s normal work.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He decided to go out and clear his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Leader, I’d like to request a few days off...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My mindset hasn't been right these past few days; when I dream, I keep dreaming of Fang... *cough cough cough*...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I keep dreaming of strange things.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’d like to take a break.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the police station.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Zhang Hai asked his superior for leave, hoping to go out for a stroll.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least, to clear his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And facing Officer Zhang Hai’s request.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The station chief was not a cold-blooded animal and approved his leave on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ve basically noticed that you’ve been distracted these past two days.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why bother?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Monsters like Fang Hao probably don't appear more than a few times every thousand years.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't take it too much to heart.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How about this...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The station chief pulled a box of cigarettes from his drawer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then pressed an exquisite envelope on top of it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He signaled with his eyes for Officer Zhang Hai to take it:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have a full set of tickets here for the Nanshan Wild Ecological Zoo.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't underestimate these tickets... this ticket is worth over five thousand yuan!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>··· 0 asking for flowers ···· ·\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nanshan Zoo is the largest wild zoo ecological base in the Dragon Kingdom.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The animals inside are wild animals that are not artificially tamed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You should go there for a stroll during this time and feel the breath of nature.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nanshan is also far from our Zhangzhou, in the far southeast corner of the Dragon Kingdom... very far from Fang Hao.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Have a good time for a few days, play to your heart's content, and then come back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Of course, you pay for the train ticket yourself; I won't reimburse you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a trace of suspicion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai opened the envelope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And saw a gold-rimmed, exquisite invitation card appear before his eyes—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Nanshan Wild Natural Ecological Zoo, welcomes your visit!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The animals in this zoo are all wild animals!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The park has a large number of tigers, lions, leopards, coyotes, and other large predatory animals...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The animals in the park all display their natural instincts; in special areas, you can take a bulletproof vehicle to observe the beasts' territory!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This park is the first wild ecological zoo in the country, divided into a beast area, a walking area, and a self-driving area...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The beasts in this park are extremely fierce, so there are many taboos for touring; please understand, customers...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the detailed rules and regulations listed above.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was somewhat surprised by the station chief’s generosity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chief Lin, you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai’s face was filled with confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't buy this ticket.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A large-scale live broadcast is going to be filmed at Nanshan Zoo.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They say it's for filming natural scenery or something; it’s been very popular lately.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It just so happens that the host is an old classmate of mine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s how I got this ticket.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You might as well go in my place.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I heard the wild animals inside are very fierce; don't let them eat you when you go in.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Go on, go on...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The station chief waved his hand, signaling Zhang Hai to get lost quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the contents inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai felt a bit embarrassed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he truly needed a change of environment to relax himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright then... I'll go take a look...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>……\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And on the other side at the same time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A house on the outskirts of Zhangzhou.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The check-in location this time is so far away? It ran all the way to the southeast corner!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Nanshan...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Does the Dragon Kingdom even have this place?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And a damn zoo!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What the hell is this going to make me check in for!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wouldn't a local zoo work?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao let out a deep sigh.\u003C\u002Fp>",1446,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","c202aa03bd420cc7a2fe2b9109b35f118a0d13f17fff3972a752805dcedb754a","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-138","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-136",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]