[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-14":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213670,3878,"Chapter 14: Is the officer so agitated because he was also cheated on?","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-14",14,"\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai kicked the door hard with a loud bang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door that had just opened closed instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And on this battered iron door, there was now one more mark of greeting from the police station.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai, whose emotions were near collapse, let out an expletive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He almost went crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This f***ing... it’s him!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Qingda, standing to the side, immediately hugged Zhang Hai to soothe him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer! Calm down! Calm down!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What’s going on!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Did this little prick also do that... with your wife too, right...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good heavens!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere on the scene exploded instantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was laughing until tears came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did the situation become so complicated?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people in front of their screens were laughing so hard they were doubled over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This f***ing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How much of a shadow has Fang Hao left on Officer Zhang Hai!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It even left Chen Qingda, who was standing by, completely confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the scene, the honest man Chen Qingda was also bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This shouldn’t be...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouldn’t I be the one who is extremely agitated, and the police come to soothe my emotions!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now, in this situation...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did it become me soothing the officer’s emotions?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What is going on?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared blankly at the suddenly rampaging Zhang Hai, completely at a loss for words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other two officers present also clenched their fists.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s expressions were exceptionally complicated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time... this time, enemies really crossed paths!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tell me... did I see wrong?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai panted heavily, turning to look at the person beside him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How... how is it this prick again!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If he says he’s innocent this time, I will...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our poor Officer Zhang Hai hadn’t finished his sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Click!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door opened again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mr. Fang Hao, wearing SpongeBob underwear, smiled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh! I must have interrupted your duty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You guys go ahead, you go ahead.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I won’t bother you, I’m leaving!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was very seriously about to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could the angry Officer Zhang Hai let him go?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He blocked the path on the spot, including the way to the elevator and downstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the absurdity of the matter was just that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of over ten thousand viewers in the live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao didn’t take the elevator down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn’t take the stairs down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He headed upstairs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene seemed to freeze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless people stared blankly...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Fang Hao, wearing only underwear, go up the stairs to the tenth floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Click!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was the sound of a key unlocking the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was the sound of the door closing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Fang Hao entered the room and went home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment, the whole scene was quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai looked at the stairs with a shocked gaze, petrified.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This prick... lives upstairs!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[F*** hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[My god! Is this plot trying to kill me with laughter!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahaha! Am I really not watching a drama?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Officer Zhang Hai’s expression... hahahahaha! Holy shit hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m laughing until my chest hurts, damn, this is absurd!]\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>[It’s not Old Wang from next door, it’s Old Fang from next door!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[God-tier plot! Holy shit, this plot is divine! Too awesome, hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahahahaha! Amazing!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy shit, this is hilarious, too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It really is just upstairs and downstairs! Awesome!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream erupted with—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The most awesome explosion of comments since the show began.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience couldn’t stop laughing until they twitched.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effect of this show is too awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who could have imagined...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That the person caught red-handed by the anti-vice squad twice would live right upstairs from the third adultery catch?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This turn of events was truly unexpected, leaving everyone speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People have emotions, after all, and seven human desires.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Including our police officers, who are no exception.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And after being provoked by Fang Hao one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai at this moment... finally lost his cool!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He ignored the adultery situation downstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With an urgency even greater than the parties involved, he rushed straight upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Qingda, who had been cheated on, was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Who... who exactly is the one being cheated on?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stared blankly at Officer Zhang Hai’s back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did it feel like Officer Zhang Hai, who had just comforted him...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was more broken than he was right now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone at the scene immediately followed Officer Zhang Hai upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai knocked on the door with no patience:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, open the door!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Open the door right now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Well, well, Fang Hao! Twice the anti-vice squad interrupted your fun, and now you’re doing this adultery thing!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Open the door!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let’s settle all three matters at once!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai felt his anger rising steadily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where did this nemesis come from?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only did he escape from his grasp twice while visiting obscene dens...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this time he’s even committing adultery?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t this just mocking him to his face?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he lets him run away again, does he still have any face left?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Half a minute later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, now fully dressed, slowly opened the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem ahem... Officer Zhang Hai, we can consider ourselves acquaintances.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don’t you trust my character?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I hate vice, gambling, and drugs the most in my life, how could I commit adultery?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There’s some misunderstanding here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had a warm smile on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Continuing to show his innocence in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that Fang Hao didn’t intend to run away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s emotions finally stabilized.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a sidelong glance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before, it was delivering food and repairing air conditioners, which was logically plausible.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, it wasn’t his own home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t possibly say he was delivering food downstairs or repairing air conditioners in someone’s private home in the middle of the night, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai wanted to see what kind of nonsense Fang Hao could come up with this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The camera was already aimed at Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the previous two experiences.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at those sincere eyes on the screen now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even just by looking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many viewers felt a rich sense of humor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many could barely hold it in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Qingda, the man wearing the green hat, also arrived upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When enemies meet, they are especially jealous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He went up and grabbed Fang Hao by the neck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was only through the strenuous efforts of two officers that they were barely separated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You dog! You dare to mess around with my wife!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You don’t want to live anymore, do you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was one of the few sentences among Chen Qingda’s many words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That the \"Live on the Scene\" program could barely broadcast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The rest were filled with extreme profanity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, facing Chen Qingda’s madness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao still had that look of confusion mixed with sincerity:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why does big brother say that?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The lady downstairs and I have a very pure neighbor relationship.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We have always minded our own business.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are you so angry... is there some misunderstanding between us?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good heavens!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as this sentence came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience at the scene couldn’t hold it in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the f*** kind of misunderstanding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You ran out of his wife’s room with your butt bare.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And you’re still asking with a sincere face if there’s a misunderstanding?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you worried that this matter isn’t big enough!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! He’s talking nonsense with a straight face again!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This time I want to see how he explains it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Maybe there could be a reason elsewhere, but this time... I really don’t believe Fang Hao can talk his way out of this!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Laughing to death, Fang Hao is finished this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, this is too despicable! You can’t commit adultery even if you were caught soliciting!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Pure neighbor relationship... minding our own business? He really has the nerve to say that!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as these words were spoken.\u003C\u002Fp>",1316,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","feddfc4b92858758fafadc535e0379e18f17e078c282bfc6b1ced64688a9a202","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-15","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-13",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]