[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-144":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214158,3878,"Chapter 144: While undercover, I incidentally took the veterinarian exam","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-144",144,"\u003Cp>He didn't hide or lower his voice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This earnest persuasion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Directly made the whole crowd amused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were about three thousand people in the exit hall.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost all of them were laughing loudly right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many were even laughing until they were bent over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This atmosphere...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was much more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala sketches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Explosive kill! Hahahaha... absolutely an explosive kill!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao must be stunned! Hahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[In our Dragon Country, from the exam to the issuance of a veterinarian certificate, there is a three-month period, not counting the study time...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Actually, the veterinarian certificate is quite hard to pass; even if you are a specialized veterinarian, you have to pass level by level!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao is confused, he probably forgot about this part!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Dying of laughter, the officer’s question went straight to the soul, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Right! Didn't you say you were a veterinarian? You have to have a veterinarian certificate!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just as the whole scene was plunged into a roar of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One person didn't laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though the atmosphere in front of him was quite funny.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>But he couldn't laugh at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a serious expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression was also quite serious and complex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A feeling of unease suddenly arose in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few seconds later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, this is my veterinarian certificate.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, please take a look.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the serious Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pulled out the veterinarian certificate from his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The laughter stopped abruptly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The originally lively scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was instantly cooled by a chill that only the spirit could feel!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s smiles froze on their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone stared wide-eyed at Fang Hao in front of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really has a veterinarian certificate!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The officer who had just been earnestly persuading Fang Hao was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was completely baffled by Fang Hao’s \"God-like move.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... this...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A veterinarian certificate!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How can you have a veterinarian certificate?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did you get a veterinarian certificate?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Weren't you undercover in the Heishe Society for the last six years?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did you take the exam?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The officer couldn't hold it together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really had one!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the officer’s questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao replied quite seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... it’s like this...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have actually loved animals since I was a child.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So even though I was undercover, I never forgot my dream of being a veterinarian.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore, for a period of time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Probably about three years ago, two years ago...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"While I was undercover in the Heishan organization, I worked hard to study veterinary knowledge.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Postpartum care for sows, hemostatic bandaging for animals, emotional soothing for wild beasts, etc...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am proficient in all of them.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then, during a time when Heishan wasn't busy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I specifically asked for leave to go take the veterinarian exam.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was stating past events quite seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience on the scene was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can you actually ask for leave from the Heishan organization!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the spare time between the gang’s fighting and killing, you secretly studied veterinary knowledge??\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of abstract master are you!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can you even handle all that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were truly thunderstruck by Fang Hao’s explanation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! What kind of inspirational protagonist script is this!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The style is all wrong, holy crap!? Studying postpartum care for sows in the underworld? Can your underlings accept that!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What the hell, asking for leave to take a veterinarian exam, Fang Hao is too abstract, hahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m going to die of laughter because of Fang Hao, the dream you’re pursuing is just too much, hahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Look, look! Fang Hao has a serious expression, he even looks nostalgic looking at that certificate!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m stunned, do the gangsters of the Heishan organization have such rich extracurricular lives after work?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap... I really underestimated their taste! Hahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience felt both shocked and couldn't help but laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A dignified underworld boss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Secretly studying postpartum care for sows while his underlings were away...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just imagining it a little, the audience almost spat out their food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of strange combination is this!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are we being a bit too uninhibited?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So that was when you passed this veterinarian exam?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The officer’s mouth twitched as he looked at Fang Hao in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao slowly shook his head:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ah, no...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Unfortunately.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't pass that year.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one could have predicted the lethality of this sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once these words were out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole crowd spat out their drinks!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thousands of tourists, plus hundreds of thousands of viewers in front of the screens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All lost it at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft hahahahaha... what the hell!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you didn't pass, why the hell are you talking about it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahahaha... I’m going to die of laughter...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Awesome! Awesome hahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As expected of you, Fang Hao... you’re so righteous even though you didn't pass!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahaha... give me back my emotion!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Dying of laughter, Fang Hao, can you not be so serious...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Too funny! He’s too funny hahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The crowd on the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was amused by Fang Hao’s words until they were bent over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you didn't pass, why the hell are you talking about it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can you not have such ups and downs...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We thought this was an inspirational story?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Fang Hao is such an awesome genius, and yet he failed the veterinarian exam?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too funny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the audience in front of the screens was also laughing until their stomachs hurt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said it so convincingly...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if it were real.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the program’s cameraman was laughing so hard he could barely hold the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was laughing until he was out of breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I continued to study hard in the back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It was about a year later that I successfully passed on my second attempt.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I remember it very clearly at the time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"During the day, I happened to kill those few people, at that time...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was just about to describe it vividly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he was quickly stopped by the police officer, whose scalp was tingling:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay, okay, okay, okay...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I believe you, I believe you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't say any more, okay...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This old police officer changed the subject and continued to ask:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So you only got this veterinarian certificate three years ago, right.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But Fang Hao, I want to remind you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if you have a veterinarian certificate, it doesn't prove you are the veterinarian here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"After all, judging from all the evidence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You are the criminal mentioned in the broadcast who released the chemical reagents.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>427\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if you are a veterinarian, it doesn't clear you of the suspicion of breaking the law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although Fang Hao had a veterinarian certificate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the police and audience on the scene...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many of them knew about Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just a few days ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had just finished his so-called \"illegal detention\" turmoil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From that time until now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Have there even been five full days?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In just five short days...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao came to Nanshan Zoo, applied for a job, underwent an assessment, signed a contract...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How the hell could things happen so fast?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obviously!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was just using a simple veterinarian certificate as a shield to pretend he was a veterinarian here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the blood on his body was too conspicuous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of veterinarian looks like this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is there something wrong with him?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, having said this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smiles that had disappeared from everyone’s faces due to shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Appeared again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone had a smile on their face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They looked at Fang Hao happily, wanting to see how he would explain it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha... he has a veterinarian certificate, but can Fang Hao also have an employee ID?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Dying of laughter... does Fang Hao really think a veterinarian certificate is enough?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[A large institution like Nanshan Zoo must require all kinds of complete procedures!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[With his situation, there simply isn't enough time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I feel like Fang Hao is running out of things to make up, I don't even know what he can say next...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha! Explosive kill! A true explosive kill!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao, if it’s not working, let’s just plead guilty, don't suffer this grievance!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Through the screen, I’m cringing so hard for Fang Hao, it’s too torturous!]\u003C\u002Fp>",1391,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","51be19472d23b963a3de5322dd8630774ff6c1be340b3a5038a6167c1afeeeda","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-145","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-143",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]