[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-147":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214161,3878,"Chapter 147","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-147",147,"\u003Cp>Everyone laughed loudly one after another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tourists who had just cooperated with Fang Hao’s acting finally couldn't hold it together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone couldn't help but look at Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wanting to see if Fang Hao could still bite the bullet and continue acting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, facing the police’s questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao didn't explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He quite seriously...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Put his hand into his chest for the third time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they saw Fang Hao put his hand into his chest for the third time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The old police officer’s face changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also felt a sense of crisis.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the confused gaze of hundreds of thousands of viewers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another stack of documents was pulled out by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even thicker!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Three fingers thick!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, this is my professor title, please take a look.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is my academic paper... everyone can take a look...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And this is a group photo of our academic forum.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And these people are my students...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, come, come...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone come and take a look together.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>When Fang Hao pulled out the documents from his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And introduced them to everyone with a warm face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone on the scene was confused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole scene was silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Silent in a somewhat eerie way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao, who was distributing documents, as if they had seen a ghost.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why is it that when you bullshit...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You actually have real evidence!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where the hell did you get it!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police, with trembling hands, took the stacks of documents from Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smiles on their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Were still stiffly hanging on their faces.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They hadn't turned around yet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the stacks of documents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police were all stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... you also passed the professor exam?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You also... you also have students!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is the paper you published!? What the hell!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You also have your own lectures and seminars!? You’ve taught classes!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And... you’ve also done this kind of thing!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience looked at the various documents with tingling scalps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All kinds of photos and...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Covering the deep cooperative relationship between Fang Hao and various universities.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And some seminars that looked to have extremely high gold content.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was basically sitting in a position close to the center.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And even some large academic papers...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also had Fang Hao’s name on them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tourists were dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao was still putting his hand into his chest.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Continuing to pull out a second stack.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You... all day long...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Carry so many documents with you!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you working out here!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aren't you tired!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the initial veterinarian-related documents and materials.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To the scientist-related documents and materials at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone even suspected...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That Fang Hao might have a special four-dimensional space bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, showing off his identity like this...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he just trying to slap the police in the face!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the \"Visiting\" program’s camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also poked its head out at the right time, staring at the documents in front.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this time...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience couldn't sit still either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Buddy, I thought you were bullshitting... I didn't expect you to be for real!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the various documents and relevant files displayed by Fang Hao were shown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the viewers were shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the hundreds of thousands of viewers, there were many hidden talents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were quite a few relevant practitioners.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After seeing these documents at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The insiders were all shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap!? A paper published in a top academic journal? And several of them!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap, he took a photo with someone from the European Biological Foundation!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This... Fang Hao is actually our... our university professor! Is this for real!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m stunned, holy crap... he actually participated in this top-tier seminar!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao is really a monster! These things of his are all real!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[As an insider, let me say, an ordinary awesome professor can't take out that gold-rimmed document, that has to be an extremely awesome professor!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[That gold-rimmed document... Fang Hao has four of them!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>[Holy crap! He is a scientist at the Oer Laboratory, a legendary hall in our biological field!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[God... what kind of monster is Fang Hao!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience had tingling scalps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they followed the lens and saw the special documents one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those documents not only had extremely high gold content.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But could also prove the owner’s industry status.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is Fang Hao some kind of hidden big shot in the scientific field!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people didn't believe in evil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They went to search for photos in past academic journals and academic forums.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The result didn't matter if they didn't look...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone found a person in an academic journal who was wearing a mask, but whose figure and appearance were extremely similar to Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More importantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This person’s English name was \"fanghao\"!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, it matched!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This really was Fang Hao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several years ago...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems he was already a top big shot in the scientific world!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the situation?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, what’s the situation?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why didn't we discover this before, holy crap...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is all of this real!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao said quite emotionally:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"To tell you the truth.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, I had a dream of being a scientist since I was a child.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So when I was very young, I worked hard to learn knowledge in all aspects...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then, through my unremitting efforts, I finally achieved results step by step.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Looking back.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My academic career was also quite beautiful!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was dead silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone watched as Fang Hao said outrageous things as if he were bullshitting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The key is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It doesn't matter if he’s bullshitting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s bad if what he says is true!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao is actually... an academic big shot!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police officer had a tingling scalp at this moment, and the whole person was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He endured the feeling that his worldview was about to be overturned, and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did you pass the exam from!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where did you get the time!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The officer was numb.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Let’s not talk about anything else.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You were undercover for the previous six years...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You even had to repeat a year to pass the veterinarian exam, and only succeeded on your second attempt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where did you learn those more profound things!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A parallel universe?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The tourists on the scene also had question marks in their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone tilted their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And looked at Fang Hao in front of them in disbelief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Speaking of which, yours truly is also a small genius.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao started to bullshit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was quite serious, and his appearance was incomparably sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But in his words, the audience could hear his pride:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When I was undercover in Heishan, I often used the time between killing and arson to study and do homework.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Participating in illegal activities of underworld organizations during the day.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At night, I would also go to review knowledge points well and prepare for exams.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore, during the years I was undercover...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I 'accidentally' took many professor positions at universities.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh... no way, they insisted on giving them to me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Plus, I have a wide range of hobbies, and I quite like publishing journal papers.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You say it’s a coincidence...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Every time I publish a paper, the scientific world likes to cite my work...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"After a long time, people invited me to give lectures.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m usually busy with killing and arson, so I can only squeeze out a little time to engage in academics.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't expect that after going back and forth...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hey, I became a professor.\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1280,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","6a60df8296b2a3720c9f7ff870575386140f96ce4e6017e309b43f59b576f1ce","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-148","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-146",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]