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Chapter 148: If you arrest me, it will lead to the end of the world

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Fang Hao said these words at this moment.

The effect was no less than cursing in the street.

The audience was listening well.

As if they had been slapped by someone.

They couldn't be happy anymore.

Damn it!

You study in your spare time between killing and arson.

And as a result, you were appointed as a professor and published papers...

Is this human language?

We study all day long.

And as a result, we are trembling even when we publish a third-rate paper.

This...

What kind of character is this!?

You saying this... is too humble-bragging!

It’s just like cursing in the street, okay!?

At this moment.

Fang Hao’s voice was filled with helplessness.

It infuriated the surrounding audience.

Can’t you just speak normally instead of mocking everyone at once?!

【Ahhh! I’m applying for a crowdfunding campaign to hire a hitman! Just finish Fang Hao off already!】

【Ahhhhh! Everyone who acts like a humble-bragger should just die!】

【I was watching my computer just fine, and suddenly Fang Hao gave me a huge slap in the face?】

【What kind of study monster is this, damn it!? A guy like this actually had to take the veterinary exam twice?】

【Mother of... I strongly boycott Fang Hao’s showing off! I can’t take it anymore!】

【Damn! Seriously... what kind of luck is this!】

【Under these circumstances, he actually became an academic bigwig, while I’m just trash, wuwuwu...】

【If I were in Fang Hao’s shoes, just graduating high school would be considered self-discipline.】

【He doesn’t forget to publish papers while committing murder and arson; he really makes me want to cry to death...】

And at the scene.

The police officer suddenly realized some issues.

His expression froze, and he looked up at Fang Hao in front of him once more.

"Hiss—"

"Tsk, that’s not right..."

"Why did you say you came to the zoo earlier?"

"Animal disease transmission? Is that for real!?"

"Don't mess around, Fang Hao."

"You... explain yourself clearly!"

The police officer suddenly realized something was wrong.

Damn it!

If Fang Hao’s own identity wasn't just him bragging.

Then wouldn't that mean...

The reason Fang Hao just described for killing the animals was also true!?

Could it be...

Could he really have come here because of these animals' diseases!?

After the police officer’s reminder.

The shocked expressions of the audience also vanished.

Replaced by terror.

That’s right!

Not long ago.

Fang Hao revealed the truth.

It seems the animals at Nanshan Zoo are the source of some special disease?

Is Fang Hao here for this right now?

And from the footage seen in the livestream just now.

In quite a few shots, terms related to animal diseases also appeared.

Could it be...

Could what Fang Hao said be true?!

The audience felt a bit nervous now.

Mentioning this matter now.

Fang Hao sighed deeply:

"Sigh..."

"To tell you the truth, as a scientist, I have studied this many times."

"This disease targeting animal brains objectively exists."

"It is a typical form of madness, which can also be understood as zombie disease."

"It will greatly stimulate the animals' desire to attack and their anger."

"As someone who loves animals..."

"How could I easily harm them?"

"The reason is actually that..."

"Those animals were already sick, and to the point of being beyond cure."

"If we aren't careful, it might trigger the end of the world."

"So because of this."

"Please don't arrest me, thank you."

Fang Hao sighed deeply.

This answer.

Left the audience at the scene exceptionally bewildered and caught off guard.

Good grief...

Is this for real or not?

Can science really come up with such an outrageous terminal illness!?

Among the crowd.

Everyone’s mouth twitched as they looked at Fang Hao.

I mean...

Even if you want to evade punishment, you don't have to come up with such an heaven-defying reason, right?

According to your logic...

If the police arrest you, wouldn't that be equivalent to destroying the world?

The audience was completely bewildered.

Are we... are we being serious or not?

At the scene.

There were still some meddlesome audience members who couldn't hold back their laughter and asked:

"Professor Fang, how can this zombie disease be cured?"

"It won't cause the end of the world, will it!?"

"If the end of the world is triggered, won't we be in danger then!"

"I have to say..."

Following that, a second person stood up.

It was a female student, looking "terrified":

"Is it too late to go home and stock up on supplies now?"

"Master Fang, can you estimate the time of the apocalypse?"

Pfft!

Hahahahaha...

As everyone knows.

Crosstalk requires thirty percent joking and seventy percent straight-manning.

No one expected.

The audience at the scene would have such comedic talent!

Not only did they not expose Fang Hao in public, but they even played along with excitement.

And facing the various cooperation from these straight-men.

In front of the camera.

Fang Hao, in his scientist persona, nodded deeply and said seriously:

"According to my estimates..."

"Once these animals are infected."

"They will slowly mutate over the coming time."

"To what extent they will mutate, it's hard to say..."

"Perhaps some powerful monsters will appear."

"For instance, after mutations at the genetic level, it's hard to say if these monsters will evolve some special abilities."

"In short."

"Everyone must be quite careful."

"If we don't seriously cut off these diseases at the source..."

"We might all be infected in the next few decades..."

"The planet we rely on for survival might no longer be habitable."

No one expected...

On the topic of the end of the world.

Fang Hao actually had such dramatic talent!

He...

He took the audience's outrageous questions!

The crowd at the scene was shocked.

Good grief.

What is called professional!?

This acting is a full-blown performance...

Who can compare to this!

【Damn... how did the topic extend to the end of the world, damn it!?】

【Awesome, hahahaha... Fang Hao, you really are yourself!】

【He actually answered it, holy crap! Fang Hao, wake up!】

【To avoid punishment, is it necessary to go this far? Hahahahaha...】

【He’s carrying a full five or six pounds of documents; he came prepared!】

【Awesome! If it were me, I would have been stunned at the first question, but Fang Hao described it so vividly!】

【Hahahahaha... wasn't this supposed to be watching an arrest? What the hell is this apocalypse interview!】

【Laughing to death, Fang Hao even thought about it seriously!】

【This sense of immersion! This sense of conviction... it’s amazing! He’s completely in character, holy crap!】

【Is this the legendary life is like a play? Hahahahaha...】

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