[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-148":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214162,3878,"Chapter 148: If you arrest me, it will lead to the end of the world","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-148",148,"\u003Cp>Fang Hao said these words at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The effect was no less than cursing in the street.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was listening well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if they had been slapped by someone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They couldn't be happy anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You study in your spare time between killing and arson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And as a result, you were appointed as a professor and published papers...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this human language?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We study all day long.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And as a result, we are trembling even when we publish a third-rate paper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of character is this!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You saying this... is too humble-bragging!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just like cursing in the street, okay!?\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s voice was filled with helplessness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It infuriated the surrounding audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can’t you just speak normally instead of mocking everyone at once?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ahhh! I’m applying for a crowdfunding campaign to hire a hitman! Just finish Fang Hao off already!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Ahhhhh! Everyone who acts like a humble-bragger should just die!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【I was watching my computer just fine, and suddenly Fang Hao gave me a huge slap in the face?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【What kind of study monster is this, damn it!? A guy like this actually had to take the veterinary exam twice?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Mother of... I strongly boycott Fang Hao’s showing off! I can’t take it anymore!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Damn! Seriously... what kind of luck is this!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Under these circumstances, he actually became an academic bigwig, while I’m just trash, wuwuwu...】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【If I were in Fang Hao’s shoes, just graduating high school would be considered self-discipline.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【He doesn’t forget to publish papers while committing murder and arson; he really makes me want to cry to death...】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police officer suddenly realized some issues.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression froze, and he looked up at Fang Hao in front of him once more.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hiss—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk, that’s not right...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why did you say you came to the zoo earlier?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Animal disease transmission? Is that for real!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't mess around, Fang Hao.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... explain yourself clearly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police officer suddenly realized something was wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If Fang Hao’s own identity wasn't just him bragging.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then wouldn't that mean...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reason Fang Hao just described for killing the animals was also true!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could he really have come here because of these animals' diseases!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After the police officer’s reminder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shocked expressions of the audience also vanished.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Replaced by terror.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s right!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long ago.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao revealed the truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems the animals at Nanshan Zoo are the source of some special disease?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is Fang Hao here for this right now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And from the footage seen in the livestream just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In quite a few shots, terms related to animal diseases also appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could what Fang Hao said be true?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience felt a bit nervous now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Mentioning this matter now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao sighed deeply:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sigh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"To tell you the truth, as a scientist, I have studied this many times.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This disease targeting animal brains objectively exists.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It is a typical form of madness, which can also be understood as zombie disease.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It will greatly stimulate the animals' desire to attack and their anger.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As someone who loves animals...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How could I easily harm them?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason is actually that...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Those animals were already sick, and to the point of being beyond cure.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we aren't careful, it might trigger the end of the world.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So because of this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please don't arrest me, thank you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left the audience at the scene exceptionally bewildered and caught off guard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good grief...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this for real or not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can science really come up with such an outrageous terminal illness!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s mouth twitched as they looked at Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I mean...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you want to evade punishment, you don't have to come up with such an heaven-defying reason, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to your logic...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the police arrest you, wouldn't that be equivalent to destroying the world?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was completely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are we... are we being serious or not?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were still some meddlesome audience members who couldn't hold back their laughter and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Professor Fang, how can this zombie disease be cured?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It won't cause the end of the world, will it!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If the end of the world is triggered, won't we be in danger then!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I have to say...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Following that, a second person stood up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a female student, looking \"terrified\":\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is it too late to go home and stock up on supplies now?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Master Fang, can you estimate the time of the apocalypse?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hahahahaha...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As everyone knows.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crosstalk requires thirty percent joking and seventy percent straight-manning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one expected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience at the scene would have such comedic talent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not only did they not expose Fang Hao in public, but they even played along with excitement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And facing the various cooperation from these straight-men.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, in his scientist persona, nodded deeply and said seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"According to my estimates...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Once these animals are infected.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"They will slowly mutate over the coming time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"To what extent they will mutate, it's hard to say...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Perhaps some powerful monsters will appear.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"For instance, after mutations at the genetic level, it's hard to say if these monsters will evolve some special abilities.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In short.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone must be quite careful.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If we don't seriously cut off these diseases at the source...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We might all be infected in the next few decades...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The planet we rely on for survival might no longer be habitable.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one expected...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the topic of the end of the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao actually had such dramatic talent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He took the audience's outrageous questions!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The crowd at the scene was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good grief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What is called professional!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This acting is a full-blown performance...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who can compare to this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Damn... how did the topic extend to the end of the world, damn it!?】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Awesome, hahahaha... Fang Hao, you really are yourself!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【He actually answered it, holy crap! Fang Hao, wake up!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【To avoid punishment, is it necessary to go this far? Hahahahaha...】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【He’s carrying a full five or six pounds of documents; he came prepared!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Awesome! If it were me, I would have been stunned at the first question, but Fang Hao described it so vividly!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Hahahahaha... wasn't this supposed to be watching an arrest? What the hell is this apocalypse interview!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Laughing to death, Fang Hao even thought about it seriously!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【This sense of immersion! This sense of conviction... it’s amazing! He’s completely in character, holy crap!】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【Is this the legendary life is like a play? Hahahahaha...】\u003C\u002Fp>",1104,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","f79e9bf969b4376bab1e2227ed950b62e0788e56703abc698053ea98db9bd26e","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-149","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-147",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]