[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-15":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213671,3878,"Chapter 15","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-15",15,"\u003Cp>Chen Qingda, who had finally been pulled away, rushed toward Fang Hao again with uncontrollable rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The language he used was even more profane.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a brief moment of losing his cool, Officer Zhang Hai also sobered up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He frowned at Fang Hao:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You are now endangering the stability of someone else’s family and have broken the law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"According to the Marriage Law of the Dragon Kingdom, you could face up to three months of detention.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am now officially arresting you, do you have anything to say this time?!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Zhang Hai speak, Fang Hao waved his hand and smiled in explanation:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although I came out of his room, and I wasn’t wearing clothes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But, there is a reason for all of this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am a very pure and innocent person.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I can guarantee that I have absolutely never done anything to the lady downstairs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked serious and sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sincere look in those eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seemed to be trampling on the audience’s intelligence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How should one put it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Should one say it’s worthy of Fang Hao?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You walked out of someone’s room in your underwear, and you still say you’re innocent?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the thickness of this face a bit too much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera, a mysterious glow appeared on Fang Hao’s face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slowly approached Zhang Hai and lowered his voice mysteriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since it’s like this, I won’t hide it from you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, I am a martial artist.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Today when I got home, I just wanted to do some simple exercise on the balcony.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I didn’t expect it to be a bit cold outside today, so my muscles were a bit stiff.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, by mistake, I accidentally fell from my balcony.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao said seriously and earnestly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn’t it a coincidence, I just happened to fall onto the balcony of the ninth floor downstairs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s why this clever and awkward misunderstanding was formed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We martial artists don’t like to wear clothes when practicing martial arts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So when you found me, I was in a state of not wearing clothes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is not because I was sleeping with the lady downstairs, it’s purely a personal habit.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think with everyone’s intelligence, you can definitely understand my situation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All of this is very normal, and I am quite innocent myself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having said this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao even looked around as if he were serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if he were worried that his identity as a martial artist had been exposed...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene fell into a deathly silence again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several police officers and program staff members...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, they couldn’t understand Fang Hao’s train of thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s brains crashed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The words Fang Hao said in the live stream.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left the audience in the live stream dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the f***!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he this good at it!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the f*** kind of martial artist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You fell down?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Aren’t you afraid of being struck by lightning for bragging like this!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he said these things, was he not even a little bit embarrassed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Martial arts hahahaha... Awesome! The reason this time is a martial artist!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Here we go again, talking nonsense with a straight face!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I want to see how he connects being a martial artist with committing adultery with someone!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Laughing to death, this f***ing serious face...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What the f***, committing adultery is an accident... and you’re blaming it on martial arts, right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! This is too funny! How does he manage to brag so sincerely?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the silent hallway.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao still looked at Zhang Hai with a mysterious gaze:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s how it is.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai put his hand to his forehead and sighed deeply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt that the area of his inner shadow seemed to have expanded again...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come! Perform it for me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s not that I don’t believe you, it’s just that we all want to see the world.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was so angry at Fang Hao that he was trembling:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I f***ing really want to see how you practice martial arts in the middle of the night and fall from the tenth floor to the ninth floor!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can you turn corners in the air!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Practicing martial arts in the middle of the night, who do you think you are? Huo Yuanjia?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come, perform it in front of the camera right now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>If what Fang Hao said before belonged to a logic that didn’t respect people.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then Fang Hao’s words at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Belonged to not respecting science.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A normal person falling from the tenth floor...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even thinking with your toes, you would only fall to the first floor!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Between the ninth and tenth floors...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if a normal person wanted to jump over on purpose, it would be quite difficult!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said he was practicing martial arts and accidentally fell to the ninth floor?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just f***ing absurd!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And a martial artist?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You, a martial artist, go soliciting in the middle of the night?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A martial artist caught by the anti-vice squad twice?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When we brag, we should follow the basic laws, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this kind of thing something a normal person can say?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience watching \"Live on the Scene\" was also shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>[Damn! Here we go again! Classic Fang quotes hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[There was evidence the previous times, I want to see how he proves himself this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He can always say it with a straight face at any absurd moment hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! Look at these sincere eyes... I almost believed it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[How does he do it!? This acting is superb, holy shit!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Sigh... I guess Fang Hao is a trapped beast this time...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He probably didn’t expect the husband downstairs to come back so quickly, so he wasn’t prepared this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Saying he’s a martial artist is also absurd, he probably ran out of words in his head!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Panicked and spoke without thinking... he probably regrets bragging like this himself! Too absurd!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[The level of social death is no less than getting together with the person downstairs, right?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Caught red-handed three times in one night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience felt that Fang Hao was pretty much at the end of his rope.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, the first two times, maybe he really was well prepared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using various evidence or false evidence to create the fact that he wasn’t at the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this time it came too suddenly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The answer Fang Hao gave was even more absurd than the previous two times.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This instead aroused the curiosity of many viewers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone wanted to see...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How Fang Hao would round out this lie!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao thought seriously for a long time, then slowly opened the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... the situation is more complicated.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let me demonstrate to you all what exactly happened, okay.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao led everyone into the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, unexpectedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were actually many martial arts books in the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were even racks, wooden dummies, and other equipment specifically for practicing martial arts and the body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room was simple and plain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it really did have the feel of a martial arts enthusiast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the reward Fang Hao received from his third check-in.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reward content of this [Thousand Faces System] was not a profession.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But an identity—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[A recluse who has practiced martial arts for ten years.]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What ten years of hard training brought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was not just simple sparring and experience, such simple things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Fang Hao’s physical fitness had improved significantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt that his body was much stronger than before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao didn’t know exactly how much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if Fang Hao participated in a competition, he wouldn’t dare say he could beat a world champion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if he were to beat eight or ten ordinary people... it would basically be no problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And while the system was issuing rewards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It would also correct reality.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Fang Hao’s originally empty room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There were now some martial arts books, as well as various wooden dummies and other equipment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the reason for his check-in downstairs was incidentally corrected by the system.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment they saw the layout of Fang Hao’s room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience’s heads went \"buzz\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone suddenly had a bad feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really has the style of a martial artist!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be that this time...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He found a reason again?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captured by the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao led the group to the balcony and said seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At that time, I was practicing boxing very seriously here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"People say practice in the winter and summer, I was busy with work during the day and didn’t have time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I chose to improve my martial arts at night.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We martial artists are like this!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So it is a very reasonable phenomenon that I fell downstairs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Next, let me demonstrate to you how I throw a punch!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he spoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao threw a punch in an instant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was indeed a wooden dummy on the balcony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, who had just received the reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also didn’t know how strong his strength was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, with the idea of testing, Fang Hao attacked the wooden dummy with all his might.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, to everyone’s surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only a \"crack\" sound was heard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The wooden dummy, which was as thick as an adult’s arm, was actually broken by Fang Hao’s punch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was captured clearly in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this broken wooden dummy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Qingda’s gaze, which had been angry to the point of losing his mind...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Suddenly became much clearer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone at the scene was also stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This f***ing...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy really knows martial arts!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With just one punch, he cleanly broke the wooden dummy!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is definitely not a simple routine.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And between the punches.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a faint sound of dragons and tigers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is definitely not an effect that a beginner of two or three months can achieve.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, who looked absurd and unreliable in front of them, was instantly covered with a mysterious veil.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed... not as simple as the audience thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was 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