[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-16":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213672,3878,"Chapter 16","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-16",16,"\u003Cp>The audience in the live stream was also dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao on the screen in disbelief, as if they had seen a new continent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene quieted down again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You really...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Before this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai scoffed at Fang Hao’s \"martial artist\" claim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Of course, he wouldn’t believe such nonsense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wasn’t blind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A person who ran out of someone else’s wife’s empty room and was caught on the spot...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s the use even if he talks until the sky falls?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Catch a thief with the stolen goods, catch an adulterer in the act.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For Fang Hao’s various absurd logical chains, Officer Zhang Hai just treated it as him farting.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, the broken wooden dummy in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Really taught Officer Zhang Hai a deep lesson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized that Fang Hao might not be simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he didn’t expect... Fang Hao to be this not simple?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn’t quite understand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is such a tacky person in front of him really a reclusive martial arts master?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nowadays...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do even legendary martial arts masters like to solicit?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are we reclusive... a bit too down-to-earth?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although he looked at Fang Hao in front of him with new eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the matter was still the same matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai coughed seriously twice, letting the two officers take back their confused gazes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he frowned and looked at Fang Hao in front of him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mr. Fang Hao, your martial arts are indeed very good, but this is a society ruled by law.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"First, no matter how high your martial arts are, they can only be used for fitness, not for violence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Secondly, you were caught by us on the spot, running out of someone’s wife’s house without clothes.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And Mr. Chen Qingda also witnessed you hugging and kissing his wife on the balcony.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In summary, you should come with us for an investigation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People have eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone is not blind, and they saw it clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Never mind if Fang Hao knows martial arts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you f***ing live forever, adultery is still adultery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It still belongs to destroying someone else’s marriage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You should be taken away... what else can you say?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Obviously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time Officer Zhang Hai didn’t want to listen to Fang Hao’s nonsense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was afraid that if he delayed for a while, Fang Hao would find another excuse to escape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai was about to go up and grab Fang Hao to take him away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, at this moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A strange thing happened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In order to avoid Officer Zhang Hai’s capture, Fang Hao dodged to the side.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, only a \"whoosh\" was heard—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His foot slipped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His whole body fell backward onto the balcony railing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then, in front of everyone, he was careless for a moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This awesome martial arts master... fell down!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Save him!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Be careful!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The three officers at the scene showed high professionalism.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Almost simultaneously reaching out, wanting to grab Fang Hao who fell from the tenth floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, they were still a step too slow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s figure flashed through the air and fell straight from the balcony.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s heart couldn’t help but shrink suddenly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai hurriedly leaned his head out of the balcony to look down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others looked at him nervously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did he... fall to his death?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only Officer Zhang Hai, who was looking down, had an extremely complicated expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There was a sense of relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But it was also mixed with... a strange and incomprehensible gaze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After his brain short-circuited for a few seconds.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai hurriedly turned around and rushed out of the room, roaring without looking back:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Quick! Go to the ninth floor and block him!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This prick... he fell onto the ninth-floor balcony!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s heart must be quite complicated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On one hand, it’s a good thing that the person is alive.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On the other hand...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also understood at this moment that this time it was f***ing over again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This prick Fang Hao... is probably innocent again!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of tens of thousands of viewers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Falling from the tenth floor to the ninth floor...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I RNM!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he fall from the tenth-floor balcony window to the ninth-floor balcony window!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just f***ing absurd!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience in the live stream was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Is this f***ing martial arts movement?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does it have to be this absurd!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! How did he do this!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m stupid, brothers...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy shit! I couldn’t even act this out! And he fell down again... wait, why did I say again?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This f***ing... won’t he be able to round it out again?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s absurd, holy shit! Real adultery, won’t he explain it as an accident again?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This is on purpose, right?! This is definitely on purpose!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I now suspect that he has light-body martial arts, can fly up and down easily, and use this to commit adultery!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Finished, I guess he’ll be released on the spot again this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thump thump thump!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The door on the ninth floor was being pounded by everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was anxious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time Fang Hao fell into the ninth floor, and didn’t open the door for a full ten minutes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The honest man Chen Qingda had green light in his eyes, pounding the door in anger.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Motherf***er...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This martial arts master gave me another encore performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Open the door!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Open the door for me, you dog! What did you do to my wife!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This time no one opened the door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the professional officers who used tools to pry it open.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The moment the door opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was eerily quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao stood in place.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Exposing a sincere smile to everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>SpongeBob underwear appeared on camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had no clothes on his upper body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And no clothes on his lower body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even at this moment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the underwear was a bit crooked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Perfectly replicating the situation when the door was opened last time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I f***ing...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Where are his clothes!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When he jumped down just now, this prick was clearly wearing clothes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the ten minutes he jumped down...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wouldn’t have finished again, right!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Chen Qingda went up to choke Fang Hao’s neck, roaring with blood-red eyes:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What did you do to my wife again!? You deserve to die, you really deserve to die!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the moment of seeing the naked Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire live stream exploded again.\u003C\u002Fp>",1093,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","f28d696668ddeac14585971d9f4d64a9198d64816e6607e459e3218914f56a40","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-17","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-15",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]