[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-18":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213674,3878,"Chapter 18: Did he use a basic attack to bait the officer","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-18",18,"\u003Cp>Exploding at an unprecedented speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Oh my god! We all misunderstood him!]\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>[He really isn’t!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy shit!? Is Fang Hao really innocent!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Oh my god... so everything he said was true! We were the ones who were biased!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Absurd! Awesome! Bizarre!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Good heavens! I f***ing call it good heavens!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao! My superman! It turns out we all misunderstood you!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ahhhhhh... so that means, the first two times might have also been wronging him!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This f***ing, we all blamed him wrongly!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one expected that it would end up like this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s impression of Fang Hao...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Remained on the absurd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Except for the martial arts he just revealed, which opened everyone’s eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Most of the audience’s impression of Fang Hao...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Belonged to being somewhat human, but not much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, even mere soliciting... could be played with so many tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you say this man is normal, ordinary people wouldn’t agree.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone thought Fang Hao belonged to the high-IQ crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But... a freak whose IQ wasn’t used for the right path.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, he was caught on the spot twice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the result was being released without charge on the spot... normal people can’t do that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So much so that everyone subconsciously thought it was Fang Hao’s clever means.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And he had rich experience in dealing with the anti-vice squad.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And that Fang Hao is a solicitor... was basically a fact that everyone defaulted to.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was a bit unsure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now, the truth was exposed...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He actually didn’t get together with Ms. Lin downstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao is actually f***ing innocent!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This immediately left all the viewers on the internet speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s response experience when caught on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was exactly the same as the previous two anti-vice responses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Doesn’t this mean...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The previous two anti-vice operations also seemed... to be naked misunderstandings!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as they were thinking this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could it be that the three times he was caught on the spot today... were all f***ing coincidences!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was wronged!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao’s sincere and earnest eyes on the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone didn’t know what to say for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao came to the balcony, then bent down and picked up his clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the moment of shaking off the clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone at the scene saw it clearly!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His clothes were indeed torn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This f***ing...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What he said was actually the truth!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The program staff were silent at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two police officers were also dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... this...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An officer looked awkward, not knowing how to talk to Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone continue... I’m going back to continue practicing martial arts.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You guys go ahead, I won’t bother you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After saying that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, with a calm expression, left everyone’s sight and returned upstairs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at the same time in the bathroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai, with a complicated expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also walked out of the bathroom at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream, the audience noticed something wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did Zhang Hai’s expression become heavy after going to the bathroom?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wouldn’t have been completely broken by Fang Hao, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That shouldn’t be...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the people at the scene found something wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Except for the green-hat hero and his wife who were sulking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone else was frowning at Officer Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone vaguely...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Felt that Officer Zhang Hai had something to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the camera, Zhang Hai said with a complicated expression:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... viewers of the program... I just received a call.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Relevant departments in our city have retrieved the surveillance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ahem ahem...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That thing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"According to the surveillance footage, Fang Hao did not participate in any... ahem...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Any obscene or pornographic activities, nor did any related pornographic transactions occur.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai felt a mix of five flavors in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was f***ing not a good feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now in the bathroom, he received a call from the deputy director.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And after knowing the truth, Zhang Hai broke down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I was the clown all along!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was trembling as he held his phone, his lips trembling as he recounted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although all his actions today were absurd...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But according to the surveillance report.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"All his actions in these places perfectly matched his self-description today.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In other words...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"In other words...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"Although what he said today was absurd, it was true.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He didn’t lie.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tonight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Our respected Officer Zhang Hai broke down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All night tonight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the f*** have I been playing wits with!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I even wanted to review the criminal police interrogation course.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It turns out Fang Hao didn’t say a single lie...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just f***ing absurd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of the things he said to Deputy Director Tian before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such as \"This Fang Hao is not simple\", \"This guy will show his tail sooner or later\"...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was almost ashamed to death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao is innocent... those absurd things are all f***ing true!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Zhang Hai wanted to give himself a slap in the face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s too awkward!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is even more awkward than not catching Fang Hao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the \"Live on the Scene\" camera...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I played wits with an innocent ordinary person, using all my ultimate moves.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sharp words, professional techniques...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, this prick used only basic attacks to bait out all my ultimate moves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hearing this result.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone at the scene stiffened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pfft!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reporter girl couldn’t hold it in and laughed out loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... sorry!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just thought of something happy.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reporter girl tried hard to recall...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling the most painful thing in her life, so she wouldn’t lose it.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The camera was shaking, too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was clear the cameraman’s smile hadn't vanished; it had simply switched to vibration mode.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And compared to the polite production crew,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the comments from the viewers in the livestream were much more direct—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! I’m laughing so hard I won’t be able to sleep tonight!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha! Officer Zhang has completely lost his cool!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[After all that analysis, sounding so convincing, it turns out the guy didn't do anything at all!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Someone isn't going to be able to sleep tonight! Hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Sincerity really is the ultimate weapon! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! Truly awesome! Fang Hao has practically stripped Officer Zhang Hai of his dignity!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha! Officer Zhang has really embarrassed himself this time, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Even through the screen, I’m feeling the second-hand embarrassment for Officer Zhang Hai...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The comedic effect created by Zhang Hai’s misjudgment\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>had the viewers in the livestream laughing until they were convulsing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Viewers from all over the country were practically rolling on the floor in front of their screens.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It turns out the guy really was innocent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This whole operation by Zhang Hai... hahahahahaha!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they hadn't seen big scenes before,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai and the two remaining police officers would probably be crying right now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is just too damn embarrassing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one expected\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that the entertainment born from Fang Hao today\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>would make the entire livestream, at nearly four in the morning...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>have even higher traffic than during prime time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The number of viewers didn't decrease but increased, reaching over twenty thousand!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the middle of the night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No one was sleeping tonight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s embarrassing performance\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>had made a complete spectacle of himself on the *Direct Hit on the Scene* program.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the time that followed,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>no matter how Zhang Hai tried to change the subject or show off while interrogating the adulterous couple,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>you could always find \"hahahaha\" in the livestream comments.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers didn't even care about the follow-up situation anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone only cared about one thing—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>anything related to Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People couldn't help but marvel that such an absurd thing could happen in the world.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And when dawn broke,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>after the relevant content was turned into a video and uploaded to major media platforms,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>this news, filled with comedic effect...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>immediately hit the trending lists on all major platforms.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Absurd man caught in anti-prostitution raids three times, released on the spot three times... The reason is absurd but true!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as this video appeared, it shocked the online audience.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of superhuman is this...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Delivering food, repairing air conditioners... and even a Wu Gong master.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This astonishing livestream effect\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>instantly garnered over twenty million views across the entire internet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Fang Hao’s name\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>appeared in the public eye for the first time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>regarding his sudden viral fame, Fang Hao himself was quite helpless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just wanted to be a quiet, ordinary person.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't it better to just silently check in and survive?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unfortunately, the \"Laozi\" System was too focused on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The check-in locations were getting more and more absurd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But then again, the reward this time is indeed a bit awesome.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at himself in the mirror, Fang Hao sighed with emotion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After obtaining the identity of \"Ten Years of Hard-Earned Wu Gong,\" the benefits Fang Hao received were truly astonishing. ===== CHAPTER 51 =====\u003C\u002Fp>",1515,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","9d60684999f3d847491f7b36e51dfb6b3565900584041a685df769ef1a6dcd85","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-19","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-17",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]