[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-2":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213658,3878,"Chapter 2","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-2",2,"\u003Cp>Exuded the unique capability of a police station worker.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He walked slowly toward Fang Hao in front of him, carrying a heavy sense of oppression:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You're also a john in this room, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Put on your clothes and come with us.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Behind him, many johns quietly raised their heads.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao, curious about what kind of answer he would give.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a brief hesitation, Fang Hao answered decisively:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I, uh... I didn't come here to solicit prostitution!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, you guys go ahead with your work, I won't disturb you... I’m leaving now!\" **CHAPTER 6**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>With that, Fang Hao pulled up his pants and turned to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several johns at the scene showed knowing smiles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first reaction of everyone after being caught is to desperately deny it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just that this time, the denial was even more impressive...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't even bother to explain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai frowned as he looked at Fang Hao in front of him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You think it's enough to just say you aren't a john here?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just look at how you're dressed... do you believe your own story?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then what do you think you came here for?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao was almost in tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If I say I transmigrated, you probably won't believe it even more...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with the police interrogation in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao \"ummed and ahhed\" for a long time before seriously squeezing out a sentence:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I came here to... *cough, cough*...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, I’m here to deliver food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as this sentence was spoken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole place went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao in front of them in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shocked that he would give such an astonishingly outrageous reason.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A few seconds later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire corridor erupted into a burst of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft! Hahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Awesome! You’re much more ruthless than me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’m dying of laughter! What’s this guy’s background! Hahaha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire corridor was filled with a joyful atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The johns were laughing so hard they were about to sit on the floor, and the young ladies were shaking with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade couldn't hold it in anymore and covered their mouths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers in the entire live stream were laughing until they were doubled over at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Delivering food,\" my god, pfft, hahahahaha...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you’re making up an excuse, you have to follow some basic logic!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[When it comes to being outrageous, johns are always full of creativity, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying of laughter, wearing big shorts with half his butt exposed, saying with a straight face that he’s delivering food!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[How can he keep a straight face? Making up an excuse requires logic!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[You’re asked to describe the case, and you’re performing stand-up comedy in public? And you actually succeeded in making me laugh, hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Let’s just say, isn't this better than the Spring Festival Gala? Anything outrageous can happen, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire scene was filled with a joyful atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially since Fang Hao looked so sincere at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It almost made Officer Zhang Hai unable to function.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He pointed at Fang Hao’s pants and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Look down at what you’re wearing, and do you want to listen carefully to what you just said?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you solicited, you solicited; just admit it openly.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, Fang Hao still looked serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera, Fang Hao even seriously recalled it once.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Officer, I really came here to deliver food!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"These pants are because...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While he was speaking, Fang Hao suddenly paused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was surprised to find that a strange memory had suddenly appeared in his mind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This seemed to be the reward from the system arriving.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He really had gained many memories of a food delivery rider.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For example, order operations, memory of routes throughout the city, experience in grabbing orders, etc...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And besides that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In Fang Hao’s mind, he also gained the memory of himself delivering food just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, he held his breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did he really come here to deliver food!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Recalling these memories, Fang Hao looked at the crowd in front of him again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, everyone was looking at him with mockery.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Whether it was the johns or those girls.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, they were all watching him perform as if they were watching a show.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Speak? What about these pants? Continue.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera, Zhang Hai also looked at Fang Hao with amusement, waiting for Fang Hao’s reply.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression seemed to say: I know you’re making excuses, but I want to see how you make them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera, Fang Hao slowly calmed down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He slowly cleared his throat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"*Cough, cough*... actually, it’s like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Ten minutes ago, I came here to deliver food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My electric scooter is parked downstairs; there should still be two orders left on it, clearly written with the sender's name, which is my name.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, I really am just here to deliver food...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So you guys go ahead with your work, and I’ll just continue delivering food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That expression wouldn't show a single flaw even to the most expert interrogator.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, as soon as these words were spoken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene once again erupted into a burst of laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A john quietly gave Fang Hao a thumbs up, full of admiration. **CHAPTER 7**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>This lying ability has already reached the point of perfection!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the viewers in the live stream were stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This acting is indeed superb!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren't for this bare-naked outfit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I’m afraid everyone would really believe his story.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao’s sincere eyes, Zhang Hai was so angry he laughed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine, since you said so, I’ll cooperate with you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This will also make you completely convinced.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera, he picked up his walkie-talkie and shouted:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow, Sparrow, this is Falcon. Go to the entrance and check.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"See if there is a food delivery electric scooter parked there.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eyes were fixed on Fang Hao in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Attempting to see the flaws in his heart from Fang Hao’s expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The result that surprised Zhang Hai was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s eyes were unexpectedly sincere, and he even looked quite kind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the live stream, the barrage exploded at this moment—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha! He didn't expect this anti-vice operation to be so well-prepared!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He’s probably going to be exposed this time!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Such an outrageous excuse, normal people wouldn't dare to say it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[At the very least, he should have changed into a Meituan uniform! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Exposed in public, hahaha... I just love Captain Zhang’s no-nonsense personality!] **CHAPTER 8**\u003C\u002Fp>",1118,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","8503d42263b3a75dc72e88a82b7f0f52cdd794ef3956694e4f693a2a11a8eb9e","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-3","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-1",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]