Chapter 20

And his expression was extremely sincere.

The audience couldn't hold it anymore.

This fucking…

At least give me a plausible excuse!

This excuse is too abstract—do you even believe it yourself?

Unlike last time, when everyone crouched in the hallway.

This time, the location is different.

Everyone was crouching in the lobby.

But everyone still had their hands clasped behind their heads.

Everyone's psychological defense…

Or rather, their skin thickness, wasn't as tough as Fang Hao's.

So these johns caught red-handed had nothing to say.

Arrest those who need arresting, punish those who need punishing.

Some people had even started lighting cigarettes.

At this moment, Fang Hao stood alone in his uniqueness.

He solemnly and seriously put on his clothes and explained:

"As everyone knows, I am an electrician."

"So my coming here to fix the air conditioner is perfectly reasonable and logically sound."

Fang Hao's expression was extremely sincere.

And within that sincerity,

there was a hint of wounded injustice.

He truly nailed this performance.

The audience was stunned.

Who told you it's "as everyone knows"!?

And aren't you fucking a delivery guy!?

Two hours ago, this bastard wasn't saying this at all!

Upon hearing Fang Hao's words now,

the johns and the girls on the scene were instantly shocked.

They looked at Fang Hao with an expression of awe, as if gazing upon a towering peak.

What a legend!

Bare-assed, claiming he came to fix the air conditioner.

How the hell does he have the nerve to say that?

In the livestream chat,

watching Fang Hao lie with such a straight face,

the viewers were laughing hysterically.

It was late at night, just past two a. m.

The viewers laughed so hard they lost all sleepiness.

Where did this sketch actor come from?

If you're not on this year's Spring Festival Gala, I'm not watching!

Zhang Hai was dumbfounded.

He suppressed the urge to slap Fang Hao right in the face and gritted his teeth:

"Electrician?"

"Still BSing me, huh?"

"Aren't you the one who said you're a delivery guy?"

Zhang Hai's emotions were incredibly complicated.

He hadn't expected that at this point,

the Fang Hao before him could still lie with a straight face.

Before the camera, he raised his voice:

"If you came here to solicit prostitutes, just admit it—don't feed me this nonsense."

"Fang Hao! I'm warning you one last time."

"Our vice squad is a law enforcement agency. Lying to a law enforcement investigation is a serious offense!"

"According to Dragon Nation Law regulations,"

"if you lie and are exposed, others get at most fifteen days—you'll get over three months!"

"Think carefully about what you say next!"