[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-3":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213659,3878,"Chapter 3: This is very reasonable and logical","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-3",3,"\u003Cp>The viewers watching the live stream couldn't help but laugh at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although not as outrageous as Fang Hao, there have been similar situations before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some johns would very seriously say they were wronged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That they were actually XXX and just happened to wander into this place by mistake.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then tell a story that seemed to have no loopholes and a complete logical chain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everything looked seamless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as long as the anti-vice police officers gathered a little evidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Oh, wow!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, even if your brain is good enough to make it up quickly, you can't fabricate on-site evidence out of thin air!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of genius would prepare an evidence chain for being arrested while soliciting?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn't that just being bored for no reason?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, every time this situation occurs, everyone laughs as they watch the other person's lies get exposed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just that this time, the news was a bit unexpected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow received, Sparrow received!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A reply quickly came from the walkie-talkie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One minute later, the walkie-talkie gave the result:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Replying to Falcon, there is indeed an electric bicycle at the entrance! Confirmed to be for food delivery!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as these words were spoken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene fell silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s smiles slowly froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a ruthless character!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew how to set up the scene before soliciting?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He has some counter-reconnaissance skills!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The johns at the scene looked at Fang Hao with the respect of a junior looking at a senior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Many people nodded in agreement, as if to say they had learned something.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers watching the live stream were also dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could even guess this right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Luck, right!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai was also stunned for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This thing was actually guessed right by Fang Hao?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao nodded sincerely and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I remember one was braised chicken, and the other was dumplings.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Both were orders from the south of the city, and it hasn't been more than half an hour since the order was placed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He scanned Fang Hao in front of him with suspicion and continued to speak into the walkie-talkie:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow, Sparrow, please continue to look for useful information on the food delivery vehicle.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before long, the walkie-talkie gave a reply:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There are two undelivered food orders inside, and the sender's name is Fang Hao.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"One is braised chicken, one is three-delicacy dumplings, and the time... let me see...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The order was placed about twenty-one minutes ago, and both foods are still hot.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sparrow hasn't found anything unusual here.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Hiss*—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade gasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their eyes looking at Fang Hao became amazed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is a bit ruthless!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ordered half an hour ago, and finished now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Subtracting the time for picking up, delivering, and the delay during the arrest just now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How many minutes could be left for this man in front of us?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He’s quite fast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just the police officers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing what Fang Hao said, and the content described by the comrade below being exactly the same.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone at the scene was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... he’s playing for real?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Fang Hao said and the things placed outside actually matched up!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He really is a food delivery guy, holy crap!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha, what a talent, he got caught by the Anti-Vice Brigade while delivering food, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m dying of laughter, there are two more hungry people in this city!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[He’s also a fierce man, damn, he even took the time to grab a meal while delivering food, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahaha, call the person who ordered the food later and say he was caught by the Anti-Vice Brigade, that’s hilarious, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were laughing until tears were almost coming out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too funny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the awesome part is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His crime time was super, super short. **CHAPTER 9**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Maybe counting everything inside and out, it was only about three to five minutes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And that has to include the time for taking off clothes and showering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This efficiency... is too awesome!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but laugh.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And even if it matched up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This man in front of us did indeed come in to deliver food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It still counts as a spur-of-the-moment act, and it’s still illegal!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, being shirtless and having his pants halfway down... was seen by tens of thousands of viewers with their own eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers watching the *Direct Hit on the Scene* live stream all cast curious glances at Captain Zhang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone also wanted to see how Captain Zhang would handle Fang Hao at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Touching his chin and looking at Fang Hao in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Captain Zhang’s expression was also a bit strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His gaze was very complex.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was mixed with the gaze of a law enforcer looking at a lawbreaker, and the mocking gaze of someone watching a stand-up comedy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai scanned Fang Hao’s body:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You say you aren't a john, and you came here to deliver food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since you’re delivering food, how did you deliver your clothes away?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What’s going on with this?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Pfft!*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the crowd.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the young ladies who were caught and holding their heads couldn't hold back their laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene seemed exceptionally... joyful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at his own bare upper body, Fang Hao took a deep breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... it’s like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As everyone knows, I am a food delivery rider.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore, it is very normal to encounter some accidents when delivering food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked serious, his expression sincere, his eyes revealing a sense of innocence:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"When I was delivering food, I accidentally fell and landed in a mud puddle.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I accidentally got my clothes dirty, so I thought about changing into a new set first.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s just that when I was taking off my clothes, you guys caught me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So when you found me, I wasn't wearing clothes, and my pants weren't pulled up.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is very reasonable and very logical.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, I am a very pure person; I don't understand anything about this stuff at all.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had a determined expression, saying outrageous things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was shocked!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did he hold back that smile, being able to keep a straight face and not laugh out loud? **CHAPTER 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