[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-31":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213687,3878,"Chapter 31","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-31",31,"\u003Cp>The confusion on Fang Hao's face became even deeper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked blankly at the two pieces of evidence, and then at the people around him:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you talking about...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What triangular underwear? I don't know about this kind of thing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He tilted his head and glanced at the people around him in surprise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, in the shocked eyes of the people around him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, wearing handcuffs, slowly picked up the evidence bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you doing!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Put it down!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop right now!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several young criminal police officers were suddenly anxious and made a move to stop Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But their actions were all stopped by Captain Ding He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They wanted to see.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What other tricks Fang Hao in front of them could pull.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone held their breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I saw on the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao opened the evidence bag at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then, in the shocked and dumbfounded eyes of everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He directly took the underwear stained with blood...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And put it on his face!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Using two straps to fix the position behind his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then the bloody part of the underwear covered most of his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone who saw this scene felt physiological nausea and disgust.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The barrage in the livestream room was also filled with various question marks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[???]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap, pervert?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ahhhhhh my eyes!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! Is he crazy!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Disgusting! So disgusting!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[???]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Until the next moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's words left everyone speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao looked at everyone with sincerity, his eyes clear:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What underwear? This is not underwear.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What on earth are you talking about?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a face towel I use to block blood when I slaughter livestock.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a younger master butcher.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is it not okay for me to choose a face towel with patterns?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I think this is very reasonable and quite logical.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is it... not okay?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole room was silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao wearing the \"triangular underwear\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even with his face covered by the mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao's eyes also revealed a deep sincerity and innocence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole room fell into a mysterious silence at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked blankly at Fang Hao wearing the face towel.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone was left speechless by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems... it appears...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really is the case...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking closely now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really doesn't look like underwear torn in half.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But rather that it was originally this shape.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this very moment, in the silent room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone had a major breakdown.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Pfft!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sorry... I just thought of something...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The true-to-life cameraman almost laughed out loud.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately aimed the camera at Captain Ding He of the criminal investigation team.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first one to lose composure was Captain Ding He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was directly choked by the smoke, and tears and snot came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He moved the camera away without leaving a trace, and said vaguely:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Cough, cough, cough...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't film me yet, I'm a bit choked...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other criminal police officers who had a major breakdown... and were embarrassed, paid tribute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected of the captain!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What a brilliant strategy to divert the camera!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And compared to the old fox Captain Ding He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other criminal police team members lost their composure on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First was the criminal police officer who brought the evidence bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The one who personally said the \"second victim\" theory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face turned red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This damn thing...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Too embarrassing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He stood there uncomfortably, trembling all over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I've lost so much face, holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I thought it was the victim's underwear collected by the murderer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It turned out to be a normal face towel, holy crap!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately after was the first criminal police officer who took out the evidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned to the side in embarrassment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He covered his face, looking absolutely shy!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>Then came the police officer who had reprimanded Fang Hao for the \"sin of arrogance.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face was so red it looked like he was wearing greasepaint.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With one hand covering his face and the other awkwardly blocking the camera, he pleaded:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Please... stop filming, stop filming...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Can we cut this part out?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cameraman, holding back laughter, delivered a ruthless execution:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’re live.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This part has already been broadcast.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The officer’s eyes turned red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every police comrade in the room had completely broken down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had lost all face this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Fang Hao remained sincere-faced from start to finish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He even paused to adjust his blood-blocking mask and asked in all seriousness:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why did you all mistake this for underwear?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers in the live stream watched this scene in shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From the first piece of underwear evidence appearing,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>to the second piece of underwear evidence emerging, leading to the theory of a second victim,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and finally to Fang Hao wearing the \"underwear\" on his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had witnessed the entire process.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The comedic effect had reached its peak!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[?????]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! Awesome! Absolutely awesome! Hahahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Absurd, hahahaha! I’m laughing so hard my sides are splitting, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Every time I think it’s absurd enough, Fang Hao always slaps me in the face! Hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! Are you guys doing a crosstalk act here?! Fuck, this is too good, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[My face hurts! Let me rest for a second! Too good!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Program team, enough! I didn't struggle to stay alive just to be laughed to death by you guys!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Too funny! My abs are showing from laughing! Hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s absurd! A face mask mistaken for underwear! No wonder he wore it on his head!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahaha! A world-class blunder! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers were convulsing with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s sincere expression left all the police officers completely bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And even at this very moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He still had that innocent little look in his eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it... who could handle this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Reporter Xiao Yang covered her face, laughing until she made sounds like she was crying.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy had literally laughed her to tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Enough!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fang Hao, I’ll ask you again! What’s the deal with the blood on this!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if it is a mask to block blood.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is human blood!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You have to give it to the police captain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the critical moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding He’s words instantly dispelled the awkward atmosphere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The content remained incredibly sharp.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it was to block blood, why block human blood?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene immediately turned serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone frowned, looking at Fang Hao before them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The camera, at this moment,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>immediately followed Ding He’s rhythm to focus on Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But before Fang Hao could answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ding He suddenly spoke again, interrupting everyone’s train of thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He abruptly demanded in a loud voice:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll ask you one more time, what exactly did you go to Zhangzhou for!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You went there to kill someone, didn't you!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This sudden question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left everyone too stunned to react.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But only the special investigation team officers understood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He was about to use interrogation techniques.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He intended to use rapid-fire questions that left no time for reaction.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To break the killer’s psychological defenses.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And force him to reveal a fatal flaw in his answers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, contrary to everyone’s expectations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, at this moment, didn't even think, answering directly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No, I went to learn butchery techniques.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Ding He gave Fang Hao absolutely no time to think.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After he finished that sentence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately pivoted 180 degrees and asked again:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why is there human blood on your knife!? And why was it hidden behind the wall!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why did you kill someone!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>On camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao didn't hesitate, answering almost instantly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I didn't kill anyone, I just accidentally cut my own hand.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the next moment, Captain Ding He spoke like lightning:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’re lying!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tell me the location of your so-called slaughterhouse, and the time you spent learning!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This erratic, rapid-fire questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left many viewers dumbfounded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such advanced interrogation techniques!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Asking questions at extreme speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And with no obvious logical connection between the two questions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The killer must lie to cover up the truth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And to lie without flaws, one needs sufficient time to think.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But once interrupted by the next question while thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The psychological defense is extremely easy to collapse.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This kind of layered, high-speed interrogation is a very advanced method.\u003C\u002Fp>",1386,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","fde31c12c7041c72c007439fdc8d2ec6c06f70eb097afb09f07d3343cb2491dc","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-32","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-30",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]