[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-35":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213691,3878,"Chapter 35: Did I also miss the target?!","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-35",35,"\u003Cp>Under the precise close-up capture of the program team’s cameraman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the next minute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This capable old police comrade of ours—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The expression of breaking down was precisely captured.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, it was confusion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was a confused expression under high-load operation after the CPU couldn't understand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, he was still trying to understand the meaning of the bureau chief’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The CPU was almost burned out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Immediately followed by realization and shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Fang Hao in front of him, his mouth open wide enough to fit a fist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy who played and confronted me.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is innocent?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>All the evidence...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't lie!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding had an urge to vomit blood at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized a new problem.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the killer...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did I also miss the target?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A blushing, embarrassed expression appeared on the face of this police comrade.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The facial features began to run wild.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some facial organs wanted to remain calm.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some facial muscles interpreted shock.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Some facial muscles were fighting each other...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding couldn't hold it together at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding excitedly said a modal particle:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Holy shit!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers who fully appreciated Captain Ding’s facial expression...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Laughed like crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The live stream exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn hahahahaha! Too awesome hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Good guy! I just called him a good guy!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m going to die laughing in this program! Hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Help! This expression! Hahahahahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Poor Captain Ding He! Program team, you’ve done all the bad things! Fang Hao, you are the source of all evil!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Wronged again! I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahaha! This is just evil!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Every word he said was true, and Captain Ding He, who played against him, thought he had met a ghost!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It turns out it was the truth! No wonder the logic was so awesome! No wonder the answers were so fluent... hahahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m stunned, comrades! My stomach hurts so much!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In all fairness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He did indeed show his powerful skills in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Interrogation skills, insight, thinking reaction speed...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It can be said that Captain Ding He almost reached the extreme in every aspect!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This stunning show of operation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Also indeed shocked the more than 200,000 viewers of the program team.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just that...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the object of Captain Ding He’s show of operation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was an innocent person who became a suspect because of an accident with sincere eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both sides fought back and forth...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The horror and shock that Captain Ding He had toward Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Became full of comedy...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Full of... comedic effect!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He fought a newbie to the point of white-hot intensity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both sides went back and forth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two great emperors fought until the universe changed, and the Dao was worn away!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is... a bit too absurd!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers’ stomachs were convulsing with laughter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The camera moved slowly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao’s eyes were sincere.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Captain Ding He in front of him with a kind gaze, he smiled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s okay, I don't blame you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a brief cold scene.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene also exploded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft hahahahaha—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Pfft!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hahahahaha...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Those police comrades who came together... couldn't hold it together themselves!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They were also laughing until their whole bodies were twitching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What the hell is this kindness of Fang Hao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you have to make such a supplementary stab!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you keep hitting like this, it will leave psychological shadows, okay!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Admittedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police officers at the scene were also quite shameful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this did not prevent them from laughing at each other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire arrest scene became a big blunder of countless coincidences... and carefully fabricated!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too funny!\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>\"What are you laughing at!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Everyone write a 5,000-word review after going back! No one can be less!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you looking at! I’m writing too!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Chief Chen, oh Chief Chen, you are really something!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ll tell you to your face after I go back!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After hanging up the phone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He, with a red face, turned and ran wildly towards the downstairs as if fleeing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s hard to imagine that a person in his forties or fifties still has such amazing speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was running really fast!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Fang Hao was released.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This joke lasted for a full two days!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The meme of Captain Ding He at the moment of breaking down became popular all over the internet!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Became the next generation of memes popular all over the internet after Brother Wuji, Brother Ji, and Huaqiang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The criminal was finally caught successfully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to insiders.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the killer was caught, he had already erased all clues and evidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the arrest was carried out according to conventional procedures.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if the criminal suspect was found, the arrest process would be full of difficulties.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, contrary to everyone’s expectations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The killer... really surrendered voluntarily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>During the interrogation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He said the reason for his surrender.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems to be because... he did this out of jealousy towards Fang Hao!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seems that the spotlight of his own actions was all covered by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Making this irritable old brother with an abnormal mental state unable to hold it together on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his view...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The glory that originally belonged to him was all snatched away by an unknown kid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is unbearable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So the killer gritted his teeth and stomped his feet—I’ll trade one for one!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just like that.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Letting the entire special investigation team pick up a big bargain without any clues or progress.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But all of this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seems unable to make up for the psychological trauma Fang Hao brought to Officer Ding He.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A certain comrade from the municipal bureau brought news about Captain Ding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seems to be... depressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A comrade from the Municipal Bureau brought news regarding Captain Ding.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seems... depressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>In the two days after the case was closed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He completely broke down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, Captain Ding He could talk and laugh freely when playing against many heinous criminals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, this time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, as an ordinary citizen,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>made our criminal investigation captain depressed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It is said that he is currently receiving psychological treatment...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After knowing this news.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The viewers all over the internet were laughing and crying, and everyone didn't know what to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This damn blunder event...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is also too absurd!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who would have thought that...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Someone’s every bit could correspond to the killer’s crime process one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the evidence could be prepared for you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A person’s hobby is butchery...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This itself is absurd enough, okay!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In these two days.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regarding the relevant content of \"Direct Scene\", especially the law enforcement blunder part.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Directly became popular all over the internet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Millions or tens of millions of netizens in the Dragon Kingdom all knew about the relevant things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While everyone was laughing until they convulsed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They also provided hundreds of millions or even billions of clicks for the relevant videos.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Hahahahaha! Dying of laughter! This is the annual god-level blunder!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao’s sincere expression is too funny, hahaha...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! I’m counting on this news to live this year! Too funny!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! Wronged four times, ask for the area of Fang Hao’s psychological shadow!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This wave, this wave is Captain Ding and Fang Hao hurting each other! Dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Captain Ding is probably also confused, he has never met such a difficult opponent in his life, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Who would have thought that every word he said was true!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao was also stunned, every time he spoke honestly, he was mistaken by the other party as a carefully planned statement hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Sure enough, sincerity is the best killer skill! Dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Netizens on major platforms were all laughing forward and backward after seeing the news.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Especially knowing that before this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao had been caught on the spot by the anti-vice squad three times in a row.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It added a lot of comedic effect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And afterwards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The situation of Captain Ding He was also exposed quickly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Promoted!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He was promoted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Such an excellent old police officer who has been active on the front line for more than twenty years, after the broadcast of \"Direct Scene\".\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His exquisite police ability was quickly recognized by the general public.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the higher-level leaders also valued such an excellent cadre.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He’s subsequent treatment and benefits naturally increased layer by layer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But according to gossip rumors...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Captain Ding He is not satisfied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He would rather still be active on the front line now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would rather there had been no live broadcast of \"Direct Scene\" from the beginning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, this time of fighting wits and courage with the air really made him lose a lot of face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The criminals who were caught before don't know how to mock themselves.\u003C\u002Fp>",1473,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","bbdbc30c30fb36711290c565297bcae9ffe5dbf5134dcced6f1a1ffdd430d9bc","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-36","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-34",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]