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Chapter 38

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The Chen Qingda, who had finally been pulled apart with great difficulty, once again charged at Fang Hao in uncontrollable fury.

The profanity in his words reached an even higher level.

After that brief moment of losing his head, Officer Zhang Hai had now sobered up as well.

He frowned as he looked at the Fang Hao before him:

"You are now involved in endangering the stability of another person's family, which violates the law."

"According to the provisions of the Dragon Nation's 'Marriage Law', you are to be detained for up to a maximum of three months."

"I am now formally arresting you. Do you have anything to say this time?!"

Watching Zhang Hai speak, Fang Hao waved his hand with a smile and explained:

"Uh…"

"Although I did come out of his room, and I wasn't wearing any clothes."

"But you see, all of this has its reasons."

"I am a very pure and innocent person."

"I dare to guarantee that I absolutely did not do anything to the older sister downstairs."

Fang Hao's face was full of earnestness and sincerity.

The sincere look in those eyes.

It was as if he were wantonly trampling on the audience's IQ.

Everyone was stunned.

How should one put it…

Should one say, as expected of Fang Hao?

He walked out of someone's room wearing only his underwear, and he still claims he's innocent?

Isn't this thickness of skin a bit too excessive?

Before the camera, a mysterious gleam shone on Fang Hao's face.

He slowly walked up to Zhang Hai, lowered his voice, and said in a mysterious tone.

"Since it's like this, then I won't hide it from you either!"

"Actually, I am a practitioner of martial arts."

"Today when I got home, I just wanted to do some simple stretching on the balcony."

"But I didn't expect it to be a bit cold outside today, so my muscles were a bit stiff."

"So due to a mishap, I accidentally fell from my balcony."

Fang Hao said with a perfectly straight face, earnestly:

"Tell me, isn't it a coincidence, I just happened to fall onto the balcony of the ninth floor downstairs."

"That's how this wonderfully awkward misunderstanding came about."

"For us practitioners of martial arts, we don't like wearing clothes while practicing martial arts normally."

"So when you discovered me, I was in a state of not wearing clothes."

"This isn't because I was sleeping with the older sister downstairs, it's purely a matter of personal habit."

"I think with everyone's intelligence and wisdom, you can certainly understand my situation."

"All of this is perfectly normal, and I myself am completely innocent."

Having said this much.

Fang Hao even put on a solemn act and glanced around.

As if worried whether his identity as a practitioner of martial arts had been exposed…

The scene once again fell into a deathly silence.

The several police officers and the program staff…

Were all dumbfounded.

For a moment, everyone was unable to comprehend Fang Hao's train of thought.

Everyone's brains completely crashed.

In the livestream room, the words Fang Hao spoke.

Directly left the livestream audience staring in stunned disbelief.

Holy crap!

Is he really this smooth?!

What the hell kind of practitioner of martial arts is this?!

You even fell down?!

Blowing your own horn like this, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?!

The audience was all stunned.

When he said all this, was there not even the slightest hint of embarrassment?

【Martial arts hahahahaha… awesome! The excuse this time is being a practitioner of martial arts!】

【Here we go again, here we go again, spouting nonsense with a perfectly straight face!】

【I'm dying to see how he ties being a practitioner of martial arts together with having an affair with someone!】

【I'm dying of laughter, that damn earnest look on his face…】

【What the hell, having an affair is an accident… and now he's blaming it on martial arts, right?】

【Damn! Isn't this way too funny?! How does he manage to blow his own horn so sincerely?!】

At the scene.

【】

The hallway entrance was deathly silent.

Fang Hao was still looking at Zhang Hai with a mysterious, knowing gaze:

"That's what happened."

Zhang Hai pressed a hand to his forehead and let out a deep sigh.

He felt the shadow in his heart seemed to expand once more…

"Come on! Give us a little performance."

"It's not that I don't believe you—mainly, we all want to see the world."

Zhang Hai was so angry at Fang Hao that he was trembling:

"I f*cking really want to see how you managed to practice martial arts in the middle of the night and throw yourself from the tenth floor down to the ninth!"

"Can you turn mid-air or something!?"

"Practicing martial arts in the middle of the night—who do you think you are? Huo Yuanjia?"

"Come on, perfect timing—give us a performance right here in front of the camera!"

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