[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-4":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213660,3878,"Chapter 4: Anti-vice raid feeling like a criminal investigation?","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-4",4,"\u003Cp>And the reason he gave...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was still full of imaginative and creative outrageousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fell down,\" my god!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And fell into a mud puddle and got his clothes dirty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you think everyone is a fool?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The smiles of the viewers in the live stream grew deeper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Johns these days have such rich imaginations!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I feel like he’s suitable to be a writer; this ability to make up stories is so effortless!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I feel like he’s suitable to be an actor; damn, this sincere look, I can't take it, hahahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Why do I see a hint of innocence and kindness in the eyes of a john? I’m dying of laughter!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s outrageous! This story is purely treating everyone like fools, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And just when everyone was laughing until they were doubled over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, a voice abruptly appeared in Captain Zhang Hai’s walkie-talkie—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Falcon, Falcon, this is Sparrow, reporting a situation.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I found a mud pit near the entrance of the nightclub, with footprints and signs of struggle on it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It seems someone fell here and got their clothes dirty.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The sound from the walkie-talkie was very abrupt.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the moment the sound appeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The laughter at the scene stopped abruptly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene suddenly went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone’s eyes focused on Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... what he said was actually true!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone couldn't react for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This... did he really change into a set of clothes!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao nodded seriously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s right, those footprints were left by me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are johns these days this capable!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Going out to solicit and actually learning how to forge evidence and fabricate environmental illusions!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Fang Hao in front of him again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai’s expression changed, becoming slightly solemn and serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, his impression of Fang Hao had changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first, he thought Fang Hao was just a simple idiot john.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, at this moment, Zhang Hai felt pressure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed Fang Hao was a person with strong counter-reconnaissance skills.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He seemed to know that police work requires an evidence chain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s why he was specifically destroying the evidence chain, making the arrest unable to form an evidence chain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not just Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other police officers at the scene also gasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good guy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are johns these days playing this ruthlessly?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s clearly just soliciting, which at most gets you fifteen days in the slammer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet it brought them a kind of... pressure that only high-IQ criminal suspects have.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became solemn.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the johns who were also holding back laughter were shaken at this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They began to suspect...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Could this really be a misunderstanding?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai’s expression became serious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Fang Hao in front of him with the eyes of someone looking at an opponent. **CHAPTER 11**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The viewers in the live stream also gradually realized... the situation seemed a bit wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had been watching the *Direct Hit on the Scene* program for four months.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the first time they had encountered such a situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The conversation in front of them wasn't just simple bickering and making things up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This mysterious man seemed to be a very shrewd john.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At the very least...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In terms of interrogation, he seemed to have very mature experience in dealing with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So much so that for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even Officer Zhang Hai couldn't produce solid evidence to arrest Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap... what’s going on? This feeling...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s clearly just an anti-vice raid, why does it feel like a criminal investigation documentary?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap, me too? Who changed the channel for me?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I thought he was messing around, but he wasn't talking nonsense; he came prepared!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! Why does it feel like a high-intensity confrontation!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having watched *Direct Hit on the Scene* for several months, the viewers were also very familiar with the program.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this now, everyone instantly realized something was wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reasons and explanations given by the man in front of them, although seemingly outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seemed to be able to be unified with external evidence...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Which means he had physical evidence and reasons to explain his behavior.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once he really managed to explain it through.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>According to the laws of the Dragon Country.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The police officers of the Anti-Vice Brigade really couldn't do anything to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The expressions of many viewers changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is this person really a high-IQ john?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But if he really had this kind of brain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This guy would have been making a name for himself in the underworld long ago... is it necessary for him to come to this kind of place?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And if it really was a coincidence, that would be a bit too outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How many coincidences would have to be stacked together...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To form this kind of outrageous situation where even if caught on the spot by the Anti-Vice Brigade, he could still be released without charges?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai was a graduate of the police academy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He became a frontline police officer right after graduation and had been handling various police situations for more than ten years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It could be said that when facing criminals of various civil cases.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He could pry open a suspect’s mouth in a few sentences.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, this time, he felt some pressure.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This john in front of him... was much more slippery than he imagined.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He frowned and checked Fang Hao’s relevant documents.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the relevant information on the ordering platform...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I have to say, the logic was seamless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The physical evidence was also very strong, capable of proving his identity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It seemed that in every sentence, Fang Hao hadn't lied.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even an old police officer like Zhang Hai couldn't find any flaws for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But intuitively...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He felt that this person in front of him was definitely not that simple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A person caught on the spot from an obscene and pornographic venue could still calmly throw out evidence.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And it was so reasonable in every aspect.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instead, it showed that this matter was abnormal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(New book release, please collect, please follow, please send flowers~) **CHAPTER 12**\u003C\u002Fp>",1020,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","3273bf0877c755341ca4a34770d83bd0ae577a92fbe159c3a6695c4cf74a3596","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-5","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-3",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]