Chapter 5: Are you here to perform stand-up comedy for me?

And at this moment, it was the live broadcast of the *Direct Hit on the Scene* program.

If he released the john in public...

Would he still have any face left?

"You say you didn't come here to solicit, but to deliver food."

"Just that you fell on the road, so you were delivering food while coming here to change clothes?"

"Since that’s the case, why not find a restroom to change clothes? Isn't that more convenient?"

"Why run to the young lady’s room?"

"Do you think... this is reasonable?"

Zhang Hai looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a frown.

He voiced everyone’s doubts.

And while speaking.

He couldn't help but use the psychological pressure tactics only used in interrogations.

In his tone.

It was full of the meaning that he already knew the truth, but was just watching the other party make a fool of himself.

However, faced with this interrogation-like questioning from Zhang Hai.

Fang Hao still smiled, his eyes carrying a sincere gaze, and answered:

"The reason why I appeared in that room, there must be a reason."

"As for the specific reason... uh, the situation is like this."

"The reason why I appeared in an obscene and pornographic venue..."

"Is because my clothes were snatched away by a cat."

"I just happened to go chase my clothes, so I coincidentally appeared in that room."

"So I changed clothes by the way."

"Just as I took off my clothes, you guys came in."

"That’s why such an illusion was formed."

"And I personally have always looked down on pornography, gambling, and drugs."

The young ladies: ?????

The johns: ?????

The Anti-Vice Brigade: ???

It’s outrageous!?

You’re just making it up in front of everyone, right?

Are you reciting a textbook here!?

"The reason why I’m taking off my clothes here is because I’m chasing a small animal?"

This is too outrageous to say, right!?

Even if you thought about it a little more, it would be better than this bullshit excuse!

The originally solemn atmosphere at the scene, following this sentence from Fang Hao... instantly couldn't hold it anymore.

Everyone looked at Fang Hao with strange expressions, and the viewers were also confused by Fang Hao.

[Damn! A talent! Definitely a talent!]

[I don't even know how he thought of this? What about logic?]

[Even if you said you were lost, it would be better than this, holy crap...]

[His clothes were snatched away by a cat... hahahaha, outrageous!] **CHAPTER 13**

[I was worried for nothing, thinking a counter-reconnaissance expert had arrived; it turns out he just happened to guess right!]

[Scared me, damn, he made it sound so plausible just now, I thought he was really a counter-reconnaissance expert!]

[Snatched away by a cat, I’m dying of laughter, hahaha!]

Officer Zhang Hai stared at Fang Hao in front of him with wide eyes.

At this moment.

He was confused by Fang Hao.

He had already prepared to use criminal investigation methods to deal with the john in front of him.

And the man in front of him gave this answer?

Are you playing with me here?

And everyone isn't blind.

Just now, everyone witnessed Fang Hao’s expression.

That wasn't the look of answering a question at all.

But clearly—a reason purely made up on the spot.

After making it up, he switched back to his original sincere look...

Do you think everyone is blind!?

Officer Zhang Hai’s expression was a bit strange.

It felt like preparing to use a big move to hit a BOSS, but missing the target.

For a moment, he didn't even know what to say.

"Fine... you said it was snatched away by a cat, right?"

"The reason? The evidence?"

"You’re saying this with empty words, can you produce evidence?"

"Do you know that your current behavior is called confusing the public?"

"If you don't cooperate with law enforcement, your punishment will be increased!"

"If you’re going to make up an excuse, make it sound plausible!"

"I’ve seen at least eighty johns like you."

"If you want to find a girl, just find a girl; do you think you’re acting? Should I give you a script?"

Officer Zhang Hai began to continue to pressure Fang Hao’s inner defense line.

He didn't need to specifically identify any evidence...

If the person in front of him was really making it up.

He only needed to say a few words, and the other party’s psychological defense line would collapse on its own.

At this moment, in front of the camera.

He wanted to see what else Fang Hao had to say.

Sure enough.

Faced with Officer Zhang Hai’s questioning.

Fang Hao, who was caught on the spot by the Anti-Vice Brigade, couldn't say anything.

"Uh... my clothes were snatched away by a cat, so..."

"So evidence or something, it seems... you know."

"How about I look for my pants, and I’ll answer you later?"

Fang Hao tried to explain something awkwardly.

As a result, a burst of laughter came from the crowd again.

This is too awkward!

To be able to bite the bullet and continue to round off a lie of this level.

This is also a talent!

And his acting is truly superb; this sincere look makes one have to doubt it.

As a result, just when the atmosphere was full of joy again.

*Meow*—

A strange meow once again interrupted everyone’s thinking.

In front of the camera.

A calico cat and a pure black rural cat... walked over slowly from a distance.

Moving elegantly.

And at this moment, they walked into the corridor without any fear.

The two cats, one after the other, each had a piece of clothing in their mouths.

One was a yellow Meituan jacket, and the other was a pair of gray pants.

The two cats came to Fang Hao’s side one after the other.

They dropped the clothes on the spot casually.

And then, in front of the Anti-Vice Brigade, the johns, and the young ladies, they left openly.

Dozens of people at the scene watched them leave in silence, and even the camera moved with them.

At this moment.

The entire corridor was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

As if even the sound of breathing had stopped. **CHAPTER 14**