[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-5":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain This: I'm Always Caught in the Raids",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2213661,3878,"Chapter 5: Are you here to perform stand-up comedy for me?","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-5",5,"\u003Cp>And at this moment, it was the live broadcast of the *Direct Hit on the Scene* program.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he released the john in public...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would he still have any face left?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You say you didn't come here to solicit, but to deliver food.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just that you fell on the road, so you were delivering food while coming here to change clothes?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Since that’s the case, why not find a restroom to change clothes? Isn't that more convenient?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why run to the young lady’s room?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you think... this is reasonable?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhang Hai looked at Fang Hao in front of him with a frown.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He voiced everyone’s doubts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And while speaking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't help but use the psychological pressure tactics only used in interrogations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In his tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was full of the meaning that he already knew the truth, but was just watching the other party make a fool of himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, faced with this interrogation-like questioning from Zhang Hai.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao still smiled, his eyes carrying a sincere gaze, and answered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason why I appeared in that room, there must be a reason.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As for the specific reason... uh, the situation is like this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason why I appeared in an obscene and pornographic venue...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is because my clothes were snatched away by a cat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just happened to go chase my clothes, so I coincidentally appeared in that room.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I changed clothes by the way.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just as I took off my clothes, you guys came in.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s why such an illusion was formed.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"And I personally have always looked down on pornography, gambling, and drugs.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The young ladies: ?????\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The johns: ?????\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Anti-Vice Brigade: ???\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s outrageous!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re just making it up in front of everyone, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you reciting a textbook here!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason why I’m taking off my clothes here is because I’m chasing a small animal?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too outrageous to say, right!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even if you thought about it a little more, it would be better than this bullshit excuse!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The originally solemn atmosphere at the scene, following this sentence from Fang Hao... instantly couldn't hold it anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone looked at Fang Hao with strange expressions, and the viewers were also confused by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! A talent! Definitely a talent!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I don't even know how he thought of this? What about logic?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Even if you said you were lost, it would be better than this, holy crap...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[His clothes were snatched away by a cat... hahahaha, outrageous!] **CHAPTER 13**\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>[I was worried for nothing, thinking a counter-reconnaissance expert had arrived; it turns out he just happened to guess right!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Scared me, damn, he made it sound so plausible just now, I thought he was really a counter-reconnaissance expert!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Snatched away by a cat, I’m dying of laughter, hahaha!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai stared at Fang Hao in front of him with wide eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was confused by Fang Hao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had already prepared to use criminal investigation methods to deal with the john in front of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the man in front of him gave this answer?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you playing with me here?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And everyone isn't blind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now, everyone witnessed Fang Hao’s expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That wasn't the look of answering a question at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But clearly—a reason purely made up on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After making it up, he switched back to his original sincere look...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Do you think everyone is blind!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai’s expression was a bit strange.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It felt like preparing to use a big move to hit a BOSS, but missing the target.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a moment, he didn't even know what to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Fine... you said it was snatched away by a cat, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The reason? The evidence?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You’re saying this with empty words, can you produce evidence?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you know that your current behavior is called confusing the public?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you don't cooperate with law enforcement, your punishment will be increased!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you’re going to make up an excuse, make it sound plausible!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I’ve seen at least eighty johns like you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you want to find a girl, just find a girl; do you think you’re acting? Should I give you a script?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Officer Zhang Hai began to continue to pressure Fang Hao’s inner defense line.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't need to specifically identify any evidence...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the person in front of him was really making it up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He only needed to say a few words, and the other party’s psychological defense line would collapse on its own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, in front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He wanted to see what else Fang Hao had to say.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Faced with Officer Zhang Hai’s questioning.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, who was caught on the spot by the Anti-Vice Brigade, couldn't say anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... my clothes were snatched away by a cat, so...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So evidence or something, it seems... you know.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How about I look for my pants, and I’ll answer you later?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao tried to explain something awkwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, a burst of laughter came from the crowd again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is too awkward!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>To be able to bite the bullet and continue to round off a lie of this level.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is also a talent!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And his acting is truly superb; this sincere look makes one have to doubt it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a result, just when the atmosphere was full of joy again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Meow*—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A strange meow once again interrupted everyone’s thinking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A calico cat and a pure black rural cat... walked over slowly from a distance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moving elegantly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And at this moment, they walked into the corridor without any fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two cats, one after the other, each had a piece of clothing in their mouths.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One was a yellow Meituan jacket, and the other was a pair of gray pants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two cats came to Fang Hao’s side one after the other.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They dropped the clothes on the spot casually.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then, in front of the Anti-Vice Brigade, the johns, and the young ladies, they left openly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dozens of people at the scene watched them leave in silence, and even the camera moved with them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The entire corridor was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As if even the sound of breathing had stopped. **CHAPTER 14**\u003C\u002Fp>",1049,"2026-06-17T07:55:29.785Z","2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","f3efae5c28676a2e679b3ba8ed2e8f162ef7cf8917a25e027dd8a8252f66727d","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-6","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-4",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]