[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra":3,"chapter-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-56":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","I Can't Explain It: I'm Caught in Every Vice Raid",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2214070,3878,"Chapter 56","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-56",56,"\u003Cp>God-level delay of someone's ghost catching!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience couldn't hold it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can you not cooperate with him so much!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone laughed until they cramped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie on the side was also shocked and couldn't help but say:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Li... Ms. Li'er?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He... he is very likely the person you want to identify!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Do you know what you are saying?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why are you defending such a pervert?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Li'er nodded weakly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Because his eyes look very kind.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene was dead silent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao plus Li'er's combination punch\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>stunned our respected Officer Zhou Tie.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>he was silent for a full minute.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he took a deep breath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Then let the criminal suspect take out the second piece of evidence.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie suppressed his blood pressure,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>trying hard not to break his defense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He looked at Fang Hao in front of him earnestly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other's bag was bulging,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>there must be many things left.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Among these...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>maybe there is something that makes Fang Hao unable to explain clearly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Uh... next is this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the camera,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao took out another thing from inside very seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a bundle of rope that had been pre-knotted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, wearing handcuffs, looked at the bundle of rope in front of him with nostalgia.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is another magic weapon of mine.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"At that time, fighting those demons and ghosts, I couldn't support it with my own strength.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So I spent a lot of effort to create such a magic treasure.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It can bind the ghost's body and suppress the Yin spirit for a period of time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I've been through a lot of things.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I thought I was going to settle down, but I didn't expect to encounter evil spirits again this time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Therefore... I can only bring my personal treasure again—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Soul-Binding Rope!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao very seriously...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>following the memory in his mind,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>introduced the origin of this magic treasure bit by bit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bits and pieces of fighting with it appeared in his mind,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and the nostalgic look in his eyes\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>was not acted out at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, when Fang Hao shook out the entire shape of the \"Soul-Binding Rope,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the scene went quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Quiet enough to hear a pin drop.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone stared blankly at the rope in Fang Hao's hand in the interrogation room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone's expression was stiff or even petrified...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the footage,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the red rope shaken out by Fang Hao appeared in front of everyone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shape woven from rings and restraint straps\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>made countless people widen their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It can be seen that\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the rope would probably bind the chest, back...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and would probably outline the perfect curve of the human body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then along the crotch, the rope knot gathers at the person's perineum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then flip over from behind,\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The audience gasped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Your \"generally\"...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>is too thought-provoking.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So, you carry bondage tools with you, what exactly do you want to do?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You wouldn't want to use it to bind Li'er, would you...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie got goosebumps.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He bit the bullet and asked this question.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Admittedly... humans like Ms. Li'er can also use it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But that is not the main use of my magic weapon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Just as I said before,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"as a ghost-catching Celestial Master,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"dealing with fierce ghosts and monsters... I cannot do without this Soul-Binding Rope.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In front of the audience,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao answered very seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>He used his thumb and middle finger to gingerly \"pinch\" it up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the sheer effeminacy of this action...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Honestly, it wasn't his fault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Who told him that the thing in his hand...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Was an Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Look at this realistic design.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Look at these exquisite patterns.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And damn it, it’s a double-headed dragon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both ends are identical in design...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole thing is carved from wood.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The surface has clear, visible wood grain, and the shape has just the right amount of curvature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Making the entire Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon look incredibly lifelike.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What’s even more terrifying is...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This thing actually has a patina, can you believe it!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, it took immense courage for Zhou Tie to even pick it up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A normal person at this distance...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would explode just from taking one more look!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Isn't this... that thing!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Ahhhhh! My eyes! Is this even allowed to be broadcasted!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! Incredible! I’m willing to call this a masterclass!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What kind of gate to hell is in Fang Hao’s bag... damn!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Every time I think it’s outrageous enough, Fang Hao makes me see stars!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy cow! Even this thing came out!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[It’s you! The Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon! So realistic!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn, this length, can a normal person handle it!?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Fang Hao is a guy, why would he prepare this thing!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Eww——————]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Censor it! Censor it! My kid is already asking me what this is, damn it!]\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>The audience was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone had never imagined...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That such outrageous things could come out of Fang Hao’s bag.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You’re a guy, not a girl...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You probably don’t have a need for this, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why on earth would you prepare this!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was stunned, stunned by what Fang Hao carried with him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is definitely not something an ordinary person could pull off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Countless people widened their eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The scene also became quiet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Under the gaze of countless eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao, with a solemn expression...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Took the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon from Officer Zhou Tie’s hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As you can all see.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This is a sharp weapon for attack that I, as a Celestial Master, carry with me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao said seriously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience was shocked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They had already felt the aggressiveness...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The aggressiveness was very strong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But shouldn't you avoid carrying this thing on your person?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouldn't you... be born with it naturally!?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how you think about it...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There’s no need to specifically carry an external object!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Zhou Tie was even confused by Fang Hao’s words.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was stunned for a long time, then frowned and asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You... you still attack!?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How do you intend to attack?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fang Hao held the object level with both hands and explained earnestly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, this is my Peachwood Sword.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It is my divine weapon.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It looks smooth, but it is actually filled with baleful energy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Especially when facing fierce ghosts and monsters.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This magic treasure has extremely strong lethality against souls!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It is supreme Yang and supreme hardness! It specifically counters Yin and evil spirits!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Although the design is a bit unique, that is merely the illusion of ordinary mortals.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"As a Celestial Master, carrying a Peachwood Sword with me...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It doesn't seem excessive at all, right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The audience widened their eyes, watching Fang Hao’s explanation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They didn't know if this thing had high lethality against ghosts...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But its lethality against the soul was definitely powerful!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Through the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We had already felt the lethality that reached deep into the soul...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, the audience in front of the screen looked at the \"Peachwood Sword\" in front of them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is the shape of this Peachwood Sword a bit too weird?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just... everyone had a strange feeling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Fang Hao said wasn't right, but it wasn't entirely wrong either.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s outrageous... but not entirely outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The claim of being supreme Yang and supreme hardness... is indeed flawless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The so-called countering Yin spirits also seems impossible to argue with.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when combined together.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The whole thing became outrageous.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What the hell kind of Peachwood Sword is that! Isn't this just a pure mold!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Holy crap! How did he manage to say that with a straight face!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I’m blushing just watching through the screen, and Fang Hao can say it so seriously, damn!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Baleful energy... such strong baleful energy, I have some in my crotch too, okay!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[I mean... is he not even a little bit shy saying things like this?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[What a ruthless person! He’ll say anything to get out of trouble...]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Awesome! This conviction is explosive, holding a realistic dildo and still looking compassionate!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Outside the interrogation room.\u003C\u002Fp>",1337,"2026-06-17T08:00:00.601Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","5088df4d942e5438eecd666cb6c83f5b51f5c65a3809fc9795623cc2f81962b2","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-57","i-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-chapter-55",157,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fi-can-t-explain-this-i-m-always-caught-in-the-ra-cover.jpg"]